SuddenlySamhain: Did Ted Nugent crap on stage or something?I almost dont want to know but im curious
Mentat: Another Ted Nugent thread?
Great Porn Dragon: Sgt Otter: After his fraudulent student deferment ran out, he was reclassified as medically unfit for service. In all of his "I was just kidding" retractions, he has never given an explanation as to why he was classified as 4F.And considering that ol' Ted has always been, erm, rather athletic on stage (enough where the usual 4F reasons like "uncorrectable visual deficit", "flat feet", and "asthma" don't really seem to apply too much) one would think that the 4F was for something psychiatric...could well have been the "Let's pretend to be the pants-shiatting homeless guy who insists the CIA put a laser in his butt", could well have been drugs or moral turpitude (ol' Ted DID have quite a thing for "even Motley Crue in their heyday would consider them underage" Just-Hit-Puberty types to the point he married one of his underage girlfriends after having her parents consent, also apparently heavy drug use or multiple uses of certain psychoactive drugs was considered a 4F condition)./suspects he really did do the Pants-Shiatting Homeless Guy schtick and now claims it was a "ha ha only serious" thing now that he's gone full John Bircher
Ral: I can't actually read any of that case information...a subscription to PACER is required? Also, what's an EPO? Emergency Protective Order? And he's done the granny shiatting before?
Great Porn Dragon: Ral: Great Porn Dragon: Oh, and Granny Shiatter is not only not exactly NOT unfamiliar with the courts but may have a bit of a history with them :DApparently one of Granny Shiatter's previous lost cases where he tried to file for SSDI was where he claimed he was disabled due to a personality disorder (nah, can't imagine THAT at all, can we?). He's been repeatedly told "No, finish your other methods of appeals first" (including at least once before the Granny Shiat Incident; likely said incident happened when he was appealing being told "no" again; the latest non-Granny-Shiatter case I can find in relation to the guy is where he tried to sue the Social Security Administrator in charge of his case for saying "no, damnit"; I'll note that he has done this multiple times, each time having it dismissed). This court case (where he was formally adjuged a Granny Shiatter in the eyes of the law) apparently was an appeal from the initial case where he was charged with Malicious Fecal Distribution,And apparently the guy is also bugfark nuts enough TO have done Malicious Fecal Distribution, seeing as he has had at least one EPO put out on him back in 2006 (we know this because he tried to sue to get it dismissed--the courts said no).Nope, can't imagine that the Granny Shiatter Incident was anything but an accident (teehee)...I can't actually read any of that case information...a subscription to PACER is required? Also, what's an EPO? Emergency Protective Order? And he's done the granny shiatting before?For a fair amount of the stuff involving the SSDI stuffle, there really isn't a free source available (unfortunately). As for EPO, that's Emergency Protection Order.And whilst I hadn't mentioned him doing a previous Granny Shiatter Incident (it's more that there have been two court cases over the same incident--he got charged with it once, he appealed, lost, appealed AGAIN, and most recently lost again)...well...the most recent court ruling (re the Granny Shiatt ...
SuddenlySamhain: seriously though, I didnt know that
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Suckmaster Burstingfoam: And some poor guy was paid something like $5/hr to clean it all up.
brainiac-dumdum: You're all welcome
TwowheelinTim: Related CSB, or maybe G(ross)SBI was in Tijuana and headed back (on foot) to the border when I felt it coming on. By the time I got through customs, it was surging hard. There was a McDonalds just on the other side of the border in Chula Vista. I made a b-line for the bathroom. The only stall in the bathroom was a disgusting mess. I dropped my pants and squatted as best I could over the toilet without sitting down in the filth. Let's just say I spray painted that toilet with a fine mist of whatever I had eaten and was causing my distress. I managed to keep it off myself, and was able clean my ass. I walked straight out and never looked back. I felt sorry for the poor worker that had to clean that mess up, but it wouldn't have happened had they kept it clean in the first place.
Pray 4 Mojo: I need to see pictures before I pass judgement on this guy.
BitwiseShift: For the purposes of this thread I'll be content to just lurk and read in wonder of those better schooled in the various laws of defecation, decoration, and decorum santorum.FTFY
Lsherm: POOP THREAD![files.abovetopsecret.com image 224x163]
you are a puppet: Read this earlier and couldn't believe the court devoted 50+ pages to it.
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