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(io9)   Lack of coffee linked to 50% increase in suicide risk   (io9.com) divider line 18
    More: Obvious, Nurses' Health Study, Harvard School of Public Health, coffee  
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1733 clicks; posted to Geek » on 26 Jul 2013 at 4:04 PM (51 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-26 04:07:54 PM
What about the risk of homicide when someone else drains the last cup and doesn't brew a fresh pot?

/Stabby
 
2013-07-26 04:09:43 PM
Use of coffee accounts for the other 50 percent.
 
2013-07-26 04:10:07 PM
Well, that does explain Seattle...
 
2013-07-26 04:13:58 PM
Wait... if coffee reduces your risk of suicide by 50% (according to TFA), shouldn't the headline read  Lack of coffee linked to doubled suicide risk?

/coffee also helps me math
 
2013-07-26 04:17:53 PM

author1701: What about the risk of homicide when someone else drains the last cup and doesn't brew a fresh pot?

/Stabby


You kill the joe, you make some mo!
 
2013-07-26 04:41:53 PM

karmaceutical: author1701: What about the risk of homicide when someone else drains the last cup and doesn't brew a fresh pot?

/Stabby

You kill the joe, you make some mo!



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Likes the cut of your jib
 
2013-07-26 05:01:42 PM

author1701: What about the risk of homicide when someone else drains the last cup and doesn't brew a fresh pot?

/Stabby


Did someone say Fresh Pot?
 
2013-07-26 05:35:04 PM

author1701: What about the risk of homicide when someone else drains the last cup and doesn't brew a fresh pot?

/Stabby


We have a trap door that leads to a hungry tiger.

Speaking of work, we're having trouble filling some vacancies...
 
2013-07-26 05:41:04 PM
I would have thought homicide committed against those chipper morning people would increase. Not suicide.
 
2013-07-26 05:52:37 PM

Falco09: author1701: What about the risk of homicide when someone else drains the last cup and doesn't brew a fresh pot?

/Stabby

Did someone say Fresh Pot?


That is our office (IT) mantra... in honor of Dave.
 
2013-07-26 06:38:18 PM

Marine1: Well, that does explain Seattle...


Exactly. There's just no way to survive winter in Seattle without freebasing some Pike's Place Roast.
 
2013-07-26 06:51:20 PM
That explains it.
 
2013-07-26 09:40:49 PM
No coffee will make me want to kill myself. Close. Real close. Certainly it'll make me want to kill someone. Probably the first person who is the least biatcheerful to me.
 
2013-07-26 09:43:50 PM
Caffeine is a cruel master.
 
2013-07-26 09:47:54 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: No coffee will make me want to kill myself. Close. Real close. Certainly it'll make me want to kill someone. Probably the first person who is the least biatcheerful to me.


Okay, that is an incredibly appropriate change made by the filter.
 
2013-07-27 04:28:50 AM
excellent use of the obvious tag
 
2013-07-27 06:26:07 AM

Hector Remarkable: Caffeine is a cruel master.


Maybe, but the fark filter is crueller.
 
2013-07-27 08:09:50 PM
sprudge.com
w/o coffee Seinfeld would have no material
 
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