MaudlinMutantMollusk: HAARP: the gift that keeps on giving
Confabulat: This is ridiculous. Sometimes I sleep to the Enterprise-D's engine noise, it's mostly just white noise. That's when the auditory hallucinations begin. Just the other night I was listening to it and got annoyed that I clearly left CNN on in the other room; I laid there and listened to them for awhile and then it got annoying enough so I got of out bed to turn off the TV and then as I got up I realized everything was off. So I went back to bed and it turned into Prince's greatest hits. Then I wondered if maybe I checked the laptop. Yeah, that was off too; it was vivid and perfect and fun to listen to, but it sure as hell wasn't real.
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