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(Daily Mail)   Botox? Okay, but be genital   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 38
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2013-07-26 04:31:10 PM  
Damn it, my balls are still wrinkly >:(
 
2013-07-26 04:32:56 PM  
nope nope nope nope nope
 
2013-07-26 04:34:01 PM  
Schweddy balls no more?
 
2013-07-26 04:34:09 PM  

Arkanaut: Damn it, my balls are still wrinkly >:(


"Do you suck balls?"

"EXCUSE ME???"

"Do you suck... these balls?"
 
2013-07-26 04:34:29 PM  
I saw what you snuck into the headline. I'm not clicking that link.
 
2013-07-26 04:34:50 PM  
In before Dave Chappelle refrence.
 
2013-07-26 04:34:54 PM  
Voluntarily numbing your genitals...

I mean, yeah, you'll last all night I suppose--if only because neither of you would know when the other's done?
 
2013-07-26 04:35:09 PM  
'They want to lie in the sun, drink their rosé, smoke cigarettes, work 80 hours a week, sleep two hours a night, and then take a pill that makes it all okay,' he says of the people who come to see him.

Ladies who botox their vag do not work 80's a week.
 
2013-07-26 04:39:25 PM  
lockers:
Ladies who botox their vag do not work 80's a week.

Actually, I can think of a profession for women in which it might be advantageous to numb their vag.

/Bicycle courier...
//Obviously.
 
2013-07-26 04:45:43 PM  

Mach10: Voluntarily numbing your genitals...

I mean, yeah, you'll last all night I suppose--if only because neither of you would know when the other's done?


The article says that it is to prevent sweating, not for numbing.
 
2013-07-26 04:56:35 PM  
desertfool:
The article says that it is to prevent sweating, not for numbing.
And people use Viagra to get erections--but that doesn't always stop the hypotension or ventricular arrhythmias.

/Actually, Botox is a paralytic, not a analgesic--but when I had to choose between 'numb coont' and 'droopy labia' I knew immediately which was funnier.
 
2013-07-26 04:58:23 PM  
Man, you know the sex is terrible when a vagina has frown lines.
 
2013-07-26 05:08:20 PM  

Mach10: lockers:
Ladies who botox their vag do not work 80's a week.

Actually, I can think of a profession for women in which it might be advantageous to numb their vag.

/Bicycle courier...
//Obviously.


Or politics tab regular.

/"I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating and it gets all up in my vagina."
/"Because Libs/Cons!"
 
2013-07-26 05:09:24 PM  
My girlfriend had that done.  But now, her coont always has the same neutral expression. People come up at parties all the time to ask whats wrong.
 
2013-07-26 05:10:05 PM  
'There are women who request it there because they feel they have sweaty genital areas,' he explains, adding that excessive sweating 'creates social problems, especially in their minds.'


What, are they worried people can see their coont sweat?
 
2013-07-26 05:10:12 PM  
www.theleek.com
resigned to a wrinkled life
 
2013-07-26 05:29:57 PM  
Nothing like a little botox in your box.
 
2013-07-26 05:56:09 PM  
Ladies, please.  Just don't.  Speaking as a guy, you don't need to do this crap.  Just take care of yourselves and don't go full granola hippy on us.

Exercise/ eat right to keep the cellulite and such to a reasonable minimum.  Wash regularly, and yeah, grooming within reason.  That's really it.  If you have the money, nice clothes on a nice frame my our day a little brighter.  But you don't need to go shoving bags of saline into your ta-tas or having your thighs hoovered out to make us happy. Stop listening to Cosmo and the like, please.

I propose that guys should promise to meet you half way.  I'll volunteer to wash properly and regularly and keep the beard clipped in return.
 
2013-07-26 05:58:00 PM  
Hard-hitting journalism from the Daily Mail.
 
2013-07-26 05:58:09 PM  
artweek.la
 
2013-07-26 06:04:11 PM  

DrunkWithImpotence: I propose that guys should promise to meet you half way.  I'll volunteer to  wash properly and regularly and keep the beard clipped in return.


Yah a lot of guys don't fulfill their end of that bargain.  In the least wash your bits before sex acts, especially if you took a dump that day.

/Was grossed out when I had some guys tell me that their dicks touch the inside of the toilet when they poop or at least rest on the seat (even in a public restroom).  It makes sense logistically now that I know, but now I think about all those toilet penises that were in various orifices and it grosses me out.

/Sorry I know it's OT
 
2013-07-26 06:13:24 PM  
I have terrible migraines, and I get Botox (31 separate shots all over my head).  It hurts like a mother farker, and I can't imagine doing it only for cosmetic because it hurts so much.

You'd have to really enjoy pain and needles to let them stick needles in your hoo-hah.  Or a serious case of mental.
 
2013-07-26 06:14:11 PM  

PillsHere: DrunkWithImpotence: I propose that guys should promise to meet you half way.  I'll volunteer to  wash properly and regularly and keep the beard clipped in return.

Yah a lot of guys don't fulfill their end of that bargain.  In the least wash your bits before sex acts, especially if you took a dump that day.

/Was grossed out when I had some guys tell me that their dicks touch the inside of the toilet when they poop or at least rest on the seat (even in a public restroom).  It makes sense logistically now that I know, but now I think about all those toilet penises that were in various orifices and it grosses me out.

/Sorry I know it's OT


So I take it blow jobs are out then?
 
2013-07-26 06:14:26 PM  

PillsHere: DrunkWithImpotence: I propose that guys should promise to meet you half way.  I'll volunteer to  wash properly and regularly and keep the beard clipped in return.

Yah a lot of guys don't fulfill their end of that bargain.  In the least wash your bits before sex acts, especially if you took a dump that day.

/Was grossed out when I had some guys tell me that their dicks touch the inside of the toilet when they poop or at least rest on the seat (even in a public restroom).  It makes sense logistically now that I know, but now I think about all those toilet penises that were in various orifices and it grosses me out.

/Sorry I know it's OT


The seat, perhaps. Touching the inside of the toilet itself seems more tricky. I've never done it, at least.
 
2013-07-26 06:20:44 PM  

zabadu: PillsHere: DrunkWithImpotence: I propose that guys should promise to meet you half way.  I'll volunteer to  wash properly and regularly and keep the beard clipped in return.

Yah a lot of guys don't fulfill their end of that bargain.  In the least wash your bits before sex acts, especially if you took a dump that day.

/Was grossed out when I had some guys tell me that their dicks touch the inside of the toilet when they poop or at least rest on the seat (even in a public restroom).  It makes sense logistically now that I know, but now I think about all those toilet penises that were in various orifices and it grosses me out.

/Sorry I know it's OT

So I take it blow jobs are out then?


Not at all.  I know it makes me a spoil sport, but I make my husband wash it before oral.  I extend the same courtesy of course.  I don't for regular sex though so I dunno.  There's just something that goes through my mind about licking the inside of a toilet that I can't get around.
 
2013-07-26 06:24:37 PM  

PillsHere: zabadu: PillsHere: DrunkWithImpotence: I propose that guys should promise to meet you half way.  I'll volunteer to  wash properly and regularly and keep the beard clipped in return.

Yah a lot of guys don't fulfill their end of that bargain.  In the least wash your bits before sex acts, especially if you took a dump that day.

/Was grossed out when I had some guys tell me that their dicks touch the inside of the toilet when they poop or at least rest on the seat (even in a public restroom).  It makes sense logistically now that I know, but now I think about all those toilet penises that were in various orifices and it grosses me out.

/Sorry I know it's OT

So I take it blow jobs are out then?

Not at all.  I know it makes me a spoil sport, but I make my husband wash it before oral.  I extend the same courtesy of course.  I don't for regular sex though so I dunno.  There's just something that goes through my mind about licking the inside of a toilet that I can't get around.


Well, hopefully you aren't afraid of sinks, because they can be dirtier than toilets.
 
2013-07-26 06:26:08 PM  

zabadu: PillsHere: zabadu: PillsHere: DrunkWithImpotence: I propose that guys should promise to meet you half way.  I'll volunteer to  wash properly and regularly and keep the beard clipped in return.

Yah a lot of guys don't fulfill their end of that bargain.  In the least wash your bits before sex acts, especially if you took a dump that day.

/Was grossed out when I had some guys tell me that their dicks touch the inside of the toilet when they poop or at least rest on the seat (even in a public restroom).  It makes sense logistically now that I know, but now I think about all those toilet penises that were in various orifices and it grosses me out.

/Sorry I know it's OT

So I take it blow jobs are out then?

Not at all.  I know it makes me a spoil sport, but I make my husband wash it before oral.  I extend the same courtesy of course.  I don't for regular sex though so I dunno.  There's just something that goes through my mind about licking the inside of a toilet that I can't get around.

Well, hopefully you aren't afraid of sinks, because they can be dirtier than toilets.


I don't lick the sink either :).
 
2013-07-26 06:54:49 PM  

DrunkWithImpotence: I propose that guys should promise to meet you half way.  I'll volunteer to wash properly and regularly and keep the beard clipped in return.


As a woman, I say if you make a shiat-ton of money I can spend, you can forget the beard clipping.  I don't give a shiat about your face, as long as I can look at it behind the windshield of a new luxury car every year.


/Okay I'm not really a woman
/Can I have the car anyway?
 
2013-07-26 07:20:10 PM  

zabadu: I have terrible migraines, and I get Botox (31 separate shots all over my head).  It hurts like a mother farker, and I can't imagine doing it only for cosmetic because it hurts so much.

You'd have to really enjoy pain and needles to let them stick needles in your hoo-hah.  Or a serious case of mental.


You know, you could probably accomplish the same result by just hitting yourself in the head with a hammer a couple times.
 
2013-07-26 07:32:53 PM  
Does no one want to talk about the article? I used to get botox in my armpits for this reason, but changed insurance and now its not covered. I have no problem with people getting botox in the groin if they have sweat issues. The only problem is if you botox too large of an area and get heatstroke or something.
 
2013-07-26 07:34:10 PM  
Ballsack conundrum SOLVED!
 
2013-07-26 07:36:50 PM  
I'm proud of the crinkles in my pouch.
 
2013-07-26 07:39:51 PM  

Mouser: zabadu: I have terrible migraines, and I get Botox (31 separate shots all over my head).  It hurts like a mother farker, and I can't imagine doing it only for cosmetic because it hurts so much.

You'd have to really enjoy pain and needles to let them stick needles in your hoo-hah.  Or a serious case of mental.

You know, you could probably accomplish the same result by just hitting yourself in the head with a hammer a couple times.


Believe me, I tried.  Botox works for migraines - I can't knock it for that.  And no one has noticed my forehead doesn't really move much anymore.
 
2013-07-26 07:44:30 PM  
Please don't inject drugs into your stuff.

That is all.
 
2013-07-26 10:00:58 PM  

darth_badger:


I'm keeping that to use later
Got it right away, made me laugh
Thank You


/just thought I should let you know
 
2013-07-26 10:16:34 PM  

Fluid: The seat, perhaps. Touching the inside of the toilet itself seems more tricky. I've never done it, at least.


Its happens to me once in awhile -- ugh -- the worst. You better believe i make sure the bathroom is empty and give the cock a scrub at the sink before i leave though. It really ruins a nice poop.

And yeah -- makin sure your dong is fresh and nice before feeding it to your woman is just the right thing to do.
 
2013-07-26 10:40:21 PM  

PillsHere: There's just something that goes through my mind about licking the inside of a toilet that I can't get around.


Go on....
 
2013-07-27 08:50:18 AM  

mikefinch: And yeah -- makin sure your dong is fresh and nice before feeding it to your woman is just the right thing to do.


Approves of guys being clean down there:

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