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2013-07-26 03:09:06 PM
i.imgur.com
^ ^ ^
At least it wasn't that stuff.
 
2013-07-26 04:13:50 PM
As God intended.
 
2013-07-26 04:15:03 PM
More like "Woe-Is-Me," amirite?
 
2013-07-26 04:16:03 PM
Well, at least the hospital got to put the Decon team it never uses through practice.
 
2013-07-26 04:17:27 PM

AgentKGB: [i.imgur.com image 235x500]
^ ^ ^
At least it wasn't that stuff.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-26 04:17:30 PM
God loves a good fart joke...
media1.shmoop.comPULL MY FINGER!
 
2013-07-26 04:17:33 PM
Woad is me?

/not the hardiest of boys...
 
2013-07-26 04:17:45 PM
what a fun prank

smores for all!

campwestminster.com
 
2013-07-26 04:18:35 PM
cache.ohinternet.com

LIQUID ASS
 
2013-07-26 04:23:30 PM
Oh those crazy, stupid, uninformed christians.

Nice job on the liquid ass though.
 
2013-07-26 04:26:37 PM
Teen Bible Campers are  still teens
 
2013-07-26 04:29:50 PM
The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Jesus wanted those kids dead.  Medical science intervened.
 
2013-07-26 04:30:42 PM
Liquid ass is great when working in a welding shop. Just spray inside a welding helmet.
 
2013-07-26 04:30:58 PM
Deer repellent?  Is there a strain of vicious carnivorous deer I haven't heard about or something?
 
2013-07-26 04:31:57 PM
so it's been deer farts killing the ozone all this time.
 
2013-07-26 04:32:21 PM
You'll never find a more retched hive of hormones and on the sly sex, than Teen Bible Camp.
 
2013-07-26 04:33:26 PM
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Any word on the ground about dat side hug situation?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJAMu9cUtIc
 
2013-07-26 04:33:36 PM

Plant Rights Activist: Deer repellent?  Is there a strain of vicious carnivorous deer I haven't heard about or something?


Bucks in rut are nothing to fark with.
 
2013-07-26 04:34:16 PM

meat0918: You'll never find a more retched hive of hormones and on the sly gay sex, than Teen Bible Camp.

 
2013-07-26 04:34:27 PM
Jesus said to the servants, "Fill the jars with water"; so they filled them to the brim.  Then he told them, "Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet."They did so, and the master of the banquet smelled the water that had been turned into liquid ass and had to be taken to the healer.

Jesus laughed and laughed
.
 
2013-07-26 04:34:38 PM
Nice amazon link, but $20 for 2 1-ounce bottles? I never pay full retail for liquid fart.
 
2013-07-26 04:34:42 PM
What do Bible campers need with a fart spray?
 
2013-07-26 04:36:27 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Nice amazon link, but $20 for 2 1-ounce bottles? I never pay full retail for liquid fart.


Shart?
 
2013-07-26 04:36:54 PM

meat0918: You'll never find a more retched hive of hormones and on the sly sex, than Teen Bible Camp.


When I was in youth group as a teenager, every year they used to take us to Youth for the Nations in Texas.

By day, we got brainwashing indoctrination. By night, the guys in the bunk below me woke me up with their gay sex.
 
2013-07-26 04:37:25 PM
"This one time, at Bible camp ..."
 
2013-07-26 04:37:54 PM
For their next trick the campers will mix bleach and ammonia for some extra cleaning power!
 
2013-07-26 04:44:26 PM

meat0918: You'll never find a more retched hive of hormones and on the sly sex, than Teen Bible Camp.


CSB: There's a local science fiction convention that I regularly attend, which is hosted at a hotel that's built into the local convention center (we don't use the convention center facilities; the hotel facilities are adequate for our needs).  The same weekend, in the convention center, there's always a Catholic Charisma convention, and while they don't use the hotel facilities for the convention, they often stay in the hotel for the weekend if they're from out of town.

The sci-fi convention is not afraid of some over-the-top fun on the hotel's designated party floor (including but not limited to a Klingon slave auction), but we've never had problems involving underage drinking.  The Catholic Charisma attendees, on the other hand...
 
2013-07-26 04:54:48 PM

MsStatement: "This one time, at Bible camp ..."


As a former bible camper I can assure you there are multiple times of farked up...

CSB: Girls had to wear one piece swimsuits covered up with oversize long T-shirts to prevent lust which introduced us at a young age to biblical wet t-shirt contests. Probably 75% of the time at camp is spent indoctrinating the kids ala Jesus Camp - even the sports and activities are Jesusified. Cabins tended to be hotbeds of homoerotic behavior and the councilor "role models" are grade A jesus freaks completely out of touch with even a shred of reality.

/ Plus Jesus/ceiling cat is always watching you masturbate
 
2013-07-26 04:58:24 PM

Plant Rights Activist: Deer repellent?  Is there a strain of vicious carnivorous deer I haven't heard about or something?


Deer like vegetation. Vegetation like my ornamental and vegetable gardens.
 
2013-07-26 05:05:54 PM

Elzar: CSB: Girls had to wear one piece swimsuits covered up with oversize long T-shirts to prevent lust


hmmm... sounds familiar for some reason... where have I hear- OH nevermind, wrong religion!

fashionscute.com
 
2013-07-26 05:07:06 PM

anfrind: meat0918: You'll never find a more retched hive of hormones and on the sly sex, than Teen Bible Camp.

CSB: There's a local science fiction convention that I regularly attend, which is hosted at a hotel that's built into the local convention center (we don't use the convention center facilities; the hotel facilities are adequate for our needs).  The same weekend, in the convention center, there's always a Catholic Charisma convention, and while they don't use the hotel facilities for the convention, they often stay in the hotel for the weekend if they're from out of town.

The sci-fi convention is not afraid of some over-the-top fun on the hotel's designated party floor (including but not limited to a Klingon slave auction), but we've never had problems involving underage drinking.  The Catholic Charisma attendees, on the other hand...


Oh, come on. Don't stop here.
 
2013-07-26 05:11:47 PM

From The Woods: Elzar: CSB: Girls had to wear one piece swimsuits covered up with oversize long T-shirts to prevent lust

hmmm... sounds familiar for some reason... where have I hear- OH nevermind, wrong religion!

[fashionscute.com image 468x810]


Burn her for showing too much skin
 
2013-07-26 05:15:17 PM
"People gagged, blamed the carpet...'

You got to shave that shiat, Ladies.
 
2013-07-26 05:29:03 PM
...Camp Wo-Me-To...

Can we stop with the made up Chinese pilot names? It's run it's course and isn't funny anymore.
 
2013-07-26 05:36:11 PM
See, this is what happens when you refuse to teach your kids science. It doesn't exactly take a genius to figure out that if you don't know what two chemicals do, you probably shouldn't mix them together.
 
2013-07-26 05:40:03 PM
Over on FreeRepublic there are people theorizing that this was the work of a sekrit muslin infiltrator to the camp. No lie. Go look. I'll wait here.
 
2013-07-26 06:10:49 PM
Has there only been one person so far who has hinted that stupid teens are going to be stupid teens?

/stupid Christians, derp
 
2013-07-26 06:12:34 PM

From The Woods: Elzar: CSB: Girls had to wear one piece swimsuits covered up with oversize long T-shirts to prevent lust

hmmm... sounds familiar for some reason... where have I hear- OH nevermind, wrong religion!

[fashionscute.com image 468x810]


Oh man, that saucy tart is really showing some ankle. What a harlot!
 
2013-07-26 06:14:43 PM
Calling Liquid Ass "fart spray" is an understatement. It is one of the vilest stenches you can imagine, a close second to that Swedish pickled, buried fish stuff, I would venture to suggest.
 
2013-07-26 06:16:01 PM
Fart spray won't keep the visiting priest out of you. They just find another hole and hope the kid does not bite.
 
2013-07-26 06:26:01 PM
I nearly forgot... I have to work at a Christian music festival next weekend. Every year, without fail, we have to report a rape.
 
2013-07-26 06:32:04 PM

crotchgrabber: I nearly forgot... I have to work at a Christian music festival next weekend. Every year, without fail, we have to report a rape.


Spirit West Coast?  I hate that thing.
 
2013-07-26 06:45:06 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Nice amazon link, but $20 for 2 1-ounce bottles? I never pay full retail for liquid fart.


I make my own. I use a PBR-based recipe.
 
2013-07-26 06:56:19 PM

crotchgrabber: I nearly forgot... I have to work at a Christian music festival next weekend. Every year, without fail, we have to report a rape.


Is it legitimate rape? Or immaculate rape?
 
2013-07-26 07:18:24 PM

Honest Bender: crotchgrabber: I nearly forgot... I have to work at a Christian music festival next weekend. Every year, without fail, we have to report a rape.

Spirit West Coast?  I hate that thing.


It's farking terrible. I am never doing an over night shift there ever again. Calls for raccoons in the camp sites, "where's my daughter, the concert ended FIVE minutes ago!!!" Finding some youth pastor getting a blowy in the portopotty (seriously) and having to kick a kid out for having a wine cooler. The fun never stops. At least I have another good race in a few weeks.
 
2013-07-26 07:41:41 PM

crotchgrabber: I nearly forgot... I have to work at a Christian music festival next weekend. Every year, without fail, we have to report a rape.


Stop grabbing crotches then.
 
2013-07-26 07:43:20 PM

Gecko Gingrich: crotchgrabber: I nearly forgot... I have to work at a Christian music festival next weekend. Every year, without fail, we have to report a rape.

Stop grabbing crotches then.


It's a family tradition.
 
2013-07-26 07:52:11 PM

Whatthefark: ...Camp Wo-Me-To...

Can we stop with the made up Chinese pilot names? It's run it's course and isn't funny anymore.


generatormeme.com
otherwise you might want to RTFA.
 
2013-07-26 08:01:51 PM

crotchgrabber: Honest Bender: crotchgrabber: I nearly forgot... I have to work at a Christian music festival next weekend. Every year, without fail, we have to report a rape.

Spirit West Coast?  I hate that thing.

It's farking terrible. I am never doing an over night shift there ever again. Calls for raccoons in the camp sites, "where's my daughter, the concert ended FIVE minutes ago!!!" Finding some youth pastor getting a blowy in the portopotty (seriously) and having to kick a kid out for having a wine cooler. The fun never stops. At least I have another good race in a few weeks.


I grew up near Laguna Seca which is where they used to hold the event (no idea if they still do).  It was loud enough that I could hear it (slightly) from my house. Also, the event royally screws up traffic for the entire weekend.  Terrible.
 
2013-07-26 08:13:38 PM

Honest Bender: crotchgrabber: Honest Bender: crotchgrabber: I nearly forgot... I have to work at a Christian music festival next weekend. Every year, without fail, we have to report a rape.

Spirit West Coast?  I hate that thing.

It's farking terrible. I am never doing an over night shift there ever again. Calls for raccoons in the camp sites, "where's my daughter, the concert ended FIVE minutes ago!!!" Finding some youth pastor getting a blowy in the portopotty (seriously) and having to kick a kid out for having a wine cooler. The fun never stops. At least I have another good race in a few weeks.

I grew up near Laguna Seca which is where they used to hold the event (no idea if they still do).  It was loud enough that I could hear it (slightly) from my house. Also, the event royally screws up traffic for the entire weekend.  Terrible.


Still at Seca. It's amazing how badly they set up the traffic plan, as SCRAMP can pull off MotoGP last weekend with little to no problem and Spirit has a fraction of the attendance. I'll be hiding in my little booth on the hill and hopefully have little interaction with anyone there.
 
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