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(NJ.com)   NJ: Come back to our beaches, we're open for business. *Not valid for non-avian species   (nj.com) divider line 10
    More: Silly, storm damage, beaches, Division of Fish  
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2013-07-26 04:24:51 PM
Yup, what a silly thing to do--protecting three endangered birds.

Like they'd really care about suntan lotion bottles, used condoms, and dogshiat lining the nests.
 
2013-07-26 04:25:15 PM
this news is for the birds.
 
2013-07-26 04:30:11 PM
oh man, too bad this is the only stretch of beach in the whole state
 
2013-07-26 04:35:35 PM
This is one of the towns that works tirelessly to keep the *gasp* public from using its beaches.
 
2013-07-26 04:38:13 PM
Not allowed.

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2013-07-26 05:00:15 PM
This is pretty par for the course - if the game agency did it, even residents aren't allowed on that piece of beach. They do this in Florida for certain birds and for turtles, here in Hawaii it's mostly offshore islands that are off-limits (and the coast guard will chase you away if you get close).

I'm more surprised that anyone would be surprised. It's SOP to protect nesting shorebirds.
 
2013-07-26 05:11:53 PM
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everybody knows bird is the word
 
2013-07-26 05:26:18 PM
I'm pretty sure driving away the kind of people who frequent the Jersey shore could really only improve the place.
 
2013-07-26 05:49:58 PM
Who the fark would go to a shiathole beach in NJ anyway?

You farkers can make fun of Florida all you want, but our beaches own your pale ass.
 
2013-07-26 06:16:58 PM

I Like Shiny Things: Who the fark would go to a shiathole beach in NJ anyway?

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