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(Fark)   Happy Friday, everyone. Clear your desks and your mind, it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz   (fark.com) divider line 40
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2013-07-26 01:43:24 PM  
This week had a lot of people pitching in, which is great since I'm technically still on vacation and wouldn't have been able to help much. The writers of this week's fantastic quiz are Do the needful, Tziva, phlegmmo, and Sim Tree. Great to have a good variety of questions, thanks to every one of you that helped out this week. It's appreciated.
 
2013-07-26 01:44:09 PM  
Winners from last week's quiz:

bring to a festering boil 1040
Md37 1030
JasonOfOrillia 1008
ignaps 1006
Nunpoo 987
Twilight Farkle 974
FrancoFile 953
Henry the Human Fly 940
SecondaryControl 934
lrgandy 925

Let's see if you can match that score this week
 
2013-07-26 01:44:44 PM  
And, of course, the Easy Quiz (sometimes known as the ego booster):  http://www.fark.com/quiz/247
 
2013-07-26 01:48:53 PM  
This is what you do on vacation?

You need an actual vacation, homeslice.
 
2013-07-26 01:50:03 PM  
If my mind has been cleared, how will I answer any quiz questions?
 
2013-07-26 01:53:24 PM  
Thanks for this week's quiz! Fun as always.
 
2013-07-26 01:54:27 PM  
syrynxx446Unfreakable0

Well, I'll take what I can get.
 
2013-07-26 01:55:08 PM  

Tziva: This is what you do on vacation?

You need an actual vacation, homeslice.


I'm goin' back on vacation now, only popped in to get this knocked out. See y'all Monday
 
2013-07-26 01:58:25 PM  
Final Score:

8 out of 11 correct, total points = 725
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (105 seconds)

texdent 725
WI241TH 714
Honest Bender 641
Cluster_Fark 639
James! 630
MissFeasance 464
tuffsnake 456
syrynxx 446
Diogenes 441
Indolent 352
 
2013-07-26 02:00:14 PM  
It was a fun quiz.  Thanks for creating it.

Too bad I stink at those things.
 
2013-07-26 02:12:31 PM  
I like taking the quiz early -- that way I'm in the top 10 for a little bit anyway, since only 6 other people have finished it
 
2013-07-26 02:43:23 PM  

Donnchadha: I like taking the quiz early -- that way I'm in the top 10 for a little bit anyway, since only 6 other people have finished it


Me too. It's the highlight of my week. : /
 
2013-07-26 02:53:49 PM  
i.imgur.com

11 out of 11 correct, total points = 1006 (95 seconds)
10 out of 10 correct, total points = 942 (58 seconds)

/How has this become my life?
//And why, on a click-for-click basis, does it still beat productivity?
 
2013-07-26 02:55:57 PM  
Oh my God, Tony, the apes got loose in the server room, half of TFD is on fire and the whole Geek tab has been taken over by french businessmen.

We're in the shiat!
 
2013-07-26 03:22:21 PM  

Moderator: Oh my God, Tony, the apes got loose in the server room, half of TFD is on fire and the whole Geek tab has been taken over by french businessmen.

We're in the shiat!


Please be the cafe half of TFD
Please be the cafe half of TFD
Please be the cafe half of TFD
Please be the cafe half of TFD
 
2013-07-26 03:28:08 PM  

tuffsnake: Moderator: Oh my God, Tony, the apes got loose in the server room, half of TFD is on fire and the whole Geek tab has been taken over by french businessmen.

We're in the shiat!

Please be the cafe half of TFD
Please be the cafe half of TFD
Please be the cafe half of TFD
Please be the cafe half of TFD


Nah. There are some really nice people in the cafe threads. Now, the cj threads on the other hand...
 
2013-07-26 03:38:52 PM  
Not bad this week:

Final Score:
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 707
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (132 seconds)

So I'm on the leaderboard for a brief moment!
 
2013-07-26 03:39:02 PM  
"Clear your desk and your mind" sounds like when me and my friends are drinking Vodak...
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-07-26 03:40:36 PM  
I checked the server webcam and all it had was the usual naked chicken.

And now at last I have a perfect score and can finally stop taking the quiz.
 
2013-07-26 03:43:47 PM  
My score sucked this week.  The best that can be said is that i finished.

Hey, you finished! Here's your results:

Final Score:4 out of 11 correct, total points = 365

Total time elapsed:1 minute (115 seconds)
 
2013-07-26 03:47:03 PM  
Huh, 736.  I've been super bizzay all week and yet I top my previous weeks scores by at least 200 points.
 
2013-07-26 03:54:07 PM  
Damn. I am out of practice.
 
2013-07-26 03:59:47 PM  
Woohoo!


Final Score:
10 out of 11 correct, total points = 941
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (66 seconds)


*struts around like he owns the place*
 
2013-07-26 04:01:06 PM  
PS

Thankee kindly to the job quiz creators!
 
2013-07-26 04:02:54 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Nah. There are some really nice people in the cafe threads. Now, the cj threads on the other hand...


I don't think you could have TFD without the CJs
 
2013-07-26 04:10:04 PM  

tuffsnake: Bathia_Mapes: Nah. There are some really nice people in the cafe threads. Now, the cj threads on the other hand...

I don't think you could have TFD without the CJs


True, but it doesn't mean I have to like them.
 
2013-07-26 04:16:15 PM  

tuffsnake


Bathia_Mapes: Nah. There are some really nice people in the cafe threads. Now, the cj threads on the other hand...

I don't think you could have TFD without the CJs


As on occasional TFer, I think it would be worth the effort to try. IMO TFD is the most interesting part of TF, but it becomes so tedious when the regular cast of AWs is feeling needy and they drag half the damn threads into CJ territory. Thankfully it's not like that all the time, but when it is...
 
2013-07-26 04:16:18 PM  
Considering I've been half-stoned on back pain meds and busy as hell all week, I'm not sure how I got this, even on the Easy:

Final Score:10 out of 10 correct, total points = 938
Total time elapsed:1 minute (62 seconds)
 
2013-07-26 04:47:50 PM  

Five Tails of Fury: Considering I've been half-stoned on back pain meds and busy as hell all week, I'm not sure how I got this, even on the Easy:

Final Score:10 out of 10 correct, total points = 938
Total time elapsed:1 minute (62 seconds)


I'm just stoned.
Final Score:11 out of 11 correct, total points = 989
Total time elapsed:1 minute (111 seconds)
 
2013-07-26 05:02:40 PM  
some_beer_drinker 981

i win!
 
2013-07-26 05:04:38 PM  
GOOD HEAVENS I SUCK AT THIS!  HELP ME LORD!  HELP ME!**hangs head in shame**
Final Score:5 out of 11 correct, total points = 431
Total time elapsed:2 minutes (155 seconds)
 
2013-07-26 05:04:50 PM  
Thanks, quizzinators, for this week and for last week.  Always a pleasure....
 
2013-07-26 05:10:39 PM  
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 709

Yeah Biatches!! How you like me now?

//Pathetic I know but its my best score
 
2013-07-26 05:30:23 PM  
Final Score:10 out of 11 correct, total points = 810
Total time elapsed:3 minutes (212 seconds)

A new personal best
 
2013-07-26 05:33:39 PM  
I looked at the first three and realized I haven't been paying attention this week, so i will wait until the next quiz.
 
2013-07-26 05:37:25 PM  
10 out of 11 correct, total points = 908

But but the site locked up after the first question and killed my time. Maybe I should eat some more iodized salt, eh?
 
2013-07-26 07:08:21 PM  
10-11.  Damn you self face punching guy.  I'll punch your face too if I get the chance.
 
2013-07-26 07:49:05 PM  
You are welcome guys. Also thanks to the other quiz makers. I was laughing all week. Glad to help out as always.
 
2013-07-26 09:35:34 PM  
Wooo!

11 out of 11 correct, total points = 1004
 
2013-07-27 10:24:06 AM  
6 out of 11 correct, total points = 516

I think that's the best I've ever done. Not too shabby for someone who doesn't follow the main page that much these days.
 
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