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(Syracuse Post-Standard)   Convicted sex offender pleads guilty to breaking into NYC jails to fraternize with inmates, could get 10 years in the pokey   (syracuse.com) divider line 24
    More: Asinine, Matthew Matagrano, Manhattan Detention Complex, Rikers Island, Photo of the Day, New York Supreme Court, jail, sex offenders  
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3589 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jul 2013 at 1:34 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-26 01:44:45 PM
Tah Dah?
SO now he won't have to sneak.
 
2013-07-26 01:45:23 PM
So the punishment for going to jail and fraternizing with inmates is going to jail and fraternizing with inmates?
 
2013-07-26 01:45:58 PM
 
2013-07-26 01:51:02 PM
well, did he come or what?!
 
2013-07-26 01:52:54 PM
That was disturbingly easy for someone to do.
 
2013-07-26 02:02:49 PM
step 3) profit?
 
2013-07-26 02:02:50 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: That was disturbingly easy for someone to do.


To be fair, most people aren't trying to break _in_ to jail.  I have to imagine that if he'd tried to leave with an inmate there would have been more scrutiny.
 
2013-07-26 02:05:03 PM
Good... he's right back where he belongs... Hopefylly he gets it in the pokey while there... a few times.
 
2013-07-26 02:10:53 PM
Why did he ever become a free man again after 1996?
 
2013-07-26 02:16:00 PM
He also stole a $2,500 walkie-talkie from an office while there.

Must be some walkie-talkie.
 
2013-07-26 02:27:00 PM

Barfmaker: He also stole a $2,500 walkie-talkie from an office while there.

Must be some walkie-talkie.


Came here to say something about this.
 
2013-07-26 02:29:29 PM
HOTW material - maybe HOTY candidate.
 
2013-07-26 02:31:31 PM

Barfmaker: He also stole a $2,500 walkie-talkie from an office while there.

Must be some walkie-talkie.


Hey, it can do things the iPhone can only dream of...Did you know that a walkie-talkie will let you talk to someone that isn't in the same room? Can your iPhone do that? Didn't think so.
 
2013-07-26 02:37:26 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Barfmaker: He also stole a $2,500 walkie-talkie from an office while there.

Must be some walkie-talkie.

Hey, it can do things the iPhone can only dream of...Did you know that a walkie-talkie will let you talk to someone that isn't in the same room? Can your iPhone do that? Didn't think so.


Maybe the DoD is offloading excess inventory of software defined radios to police departments.
 
2013-07-26 02:48:35 PM
He stayed till 11 p.m. or thereabouts, chatting and smoking with inmates.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah he did a lot more than that:

Investigators say he also attacked an inmate - pinning him against a pillar, grabbing his testicles and threatening him, according to a new criminal complaint. "Don't f- with me. I will hurt you," Matagrano, 37, told the victim, court records said. The 5-foot-8, 340-pound nut ordered his victim into a cell and forced the man to strip and be searched, the complaint says.
 
2013-07-26 02:59:55 PM
If I break in a Victoria Secret model's house, will I be condemn to spend 10 years with her?
 
2013-07-26 03:31:06 PM
Someone is going to have their furnace serviced, if you catch my drift.
 
2013-07-26 03:48:53 PM
That makes about as much sense as giving an employee a suspension for missing work.
 
2013-07-26 03:58:18 PM
The only good cop is a dead cop.
 
2013-07-26 03:58:56 PM

Cupajo: The only good cop is a dead cop.


Whoops wrong thread.  I'll throw my firebomb elsewhere.
 
2013-07-26 07:46:06 PM
Maybe a fella could break into jail then sue for false imprisonment.
 
2013-07-26 08:56:44 PM
Well that will save him a commute.
 
2013-07-26 10:10:17 PM

acohn: HOTW material - maybe HOTY candidate.


Hey! TFA didn't say he's a Hipster.
 
2013-07-26 11:07:23 PM
That was a hokey pokey jokey, and so is this.
 
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