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(Gainesville Sun)   I say, I say, I say boy, I'm not an Israeli spy   (gainesville.com) divider line 52
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2013-07-26 01:46:27 PM
Those Turkish villagers are a bunch of nice fellas, but, I say, they're 'bout as sharp as a sack of ballpeen hammers.
 
2013-07-26 01:46:52 PM
That boy's about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
 
2013-07-26 01:46:59 PM
A little paranoid, jive turkey?
 
2013-07-26 01:47:56 PM
That's a pretty ballsy accusation coming from a country named after a bird.
 
2013-07-26 01:48:23 PM
Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.
 
2013-07-26 01:48:47 PM
To be fair, Israel does and condones all sorts of espionage against everyone. Kind of like the US, which makes sense since the US pays them to do it.
 
2013-07-26 01:49:06 PM
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2013-07-26 01:49:11 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-26 01:49:11 PM

iheartscotch: A little paranoid, jive turkey?


images3.wikia.nocookie.net

"Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!"
 
2013-07-26 01:50:03 PM
They x-rayed the farking bird.  Think about that.  They found an ID tag that is clearly for tracking migratory patterns AND THEY farkING X-RAYED THE BIRD TO ENSURE THERE WEREN'T OTHER DEVICES USED FOR SPYING.  And you farking Libs want us to take these people seriously and listen to their idiotic/paranoid concerns.  fark you and fark them.
 
2013-07-26 01:52:22 PM
Foghorn Leghorn rant. (youtube, sfw)
 
2013-07-26 01:53:20 PM
Not a spy, eh?

www.dvdizzy.com

We'll ust see about that.
 
2013-07-26 01:54:18 PM

WippitGuud: Not a spy, eh?

[www.dvdizzy.com image 320x240]

We'll Just see about that.

FTFM

I tell ya, the boy, I say the boy can't spell.
 
2013-07-26 01:55:01 PM
A spy can look like a bird.

www.haitian-truth.org
 
2013-07-26 01:55:20 PM

fawlty: They x-rayed the farking bird.  Think about that.  They found an ID tag that is clearly for tracking migratory patterns AND THEY farkING X-RAYED THE BIRD TO ENSURE THERE WEREN'T OTHER DEVICES USED FOR SPYING.  And you farking Libs want us to take these people seriously and listen to their idiotic/paranoid concerns.  fark you and fark them.


Turkey is a NATO member and is trying to join the EU.  They're not in the same ballpark as the various -istans.
 
2013-07-26 01:55:36 PM

fawlty: And you farking Libs want us to take these people seriously and listen to their idiotic/paranoid concerns.  fark you and fark them.


LOL, funny how partisan hacks can turn this into some "LIBS!" bullshiat. Go get laid or something you pyscho.
 
2013-07-26 01:56:13 PM

fawlty: They x-rayed the farking bird.  Think about that.  They found an ID tag that is clearly for tracking migratory patterns AND THEY farkING X-RAYED THE BIRD TO ENSURE THERE WEREN'T OTHER DEVICES USED FOR SPYING.  And you farking Libs want us to take these people seriously and listen to their idiotic/paranoid concerns.  fark you and fark them.


Oh my, someone woke up on the wrong side of the paranoid delusional tinfoil hat.
 
2013-07-26 01:57:02 PM
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2013-07-26 01:57:15 PM

TheJoe03: fawlty: And you farking Libs want us to take these people seriously and listen to their idiotic/paranoid concerns.  fark you and fark them.

LOL, funny how partisan hacks can turn this into some "LIBS!" bullshiat. Go get laid or something you pyscho.


Speaking for what I assume would be the overwhelming majority of women, do NOT try to dump that shiatt on us.
 
2013-07-26 02:01:12 PM
I'm watching you.

static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-07-26 02:03:37 PM

fawlty: They x-rayed the farking bird.  Think about that.  They found an ID tag that is clearly for tracking migratory patterns AND THEY farkING X-RAYED THE BIRD TO ENSURE THERE WEREN'T OTHER DEVICES USED FOR SPYING.  And you farking Libs want us to take these people seriously and listen to their idiotic/paranoid concerns.  fark you and fark them.


there, there, it'll be ok.  Take your pills and try to think of calm, relaxing thoughts.
 
2013-07-26 02:06:31 PM
that boy is about as sharp as a bowling ball
 
2013-07-26 02:07:21 PM
 
2013-07-26 02:09:27 PM

fawlty: And you farking Libs want us to take these people seriously and listen to their idiotic/paranoid concerns. fark you and fark them.


You're about as sharp as a pound a' wet liver.
 
2013-07-26 02:22:22 PM

NutWrench: Foghorn Leghorn rant. (youtube, sfw)


That reminds me -- sorry to threadjack:

Anyone know why it seems impossible to locate the full Bugs Bunny "Hillbilly Hare" cartoon on Youtube?

Has it been banned or something?
 
2013-07-26 02:26:48 PM
Gentlebirds.
 
2013-07-26 02:33:06 PM
This oughtta cause more confusion than a mouse at a burlesque show.
 
2013-07-26 02:34:05 PM

fawlty: They x-rayed the farking bird.  Think about that.  They found an ID tag that is clearly for tracking migratory patterns AND THEY farkING X-RAYED THE BIRD TO ENSURE THERE WEREN'T OTHER DEVICES USED FOR SPYING.  And you farking Libs want us to take these people seriously and listen to their idiotic/paranoid concerns.  fark you and fark them.


Nice mannered kid, just a little on the dumb side.
 
2013-07-26 02:38:17 PM

TuteTibiImperes: fawlty: They x-rayed the farking bird.  Think about that.  They found an ID tag that is clearly for tracking migratory patterns AND THEY farkING X-RAYED THE BIRD TO ENSURE THERE WEREN'T OTHER DEVICES USED FOR SPYING.  And you farking Libs want us to take these people seriously and listen to their idiotic/paranoid concerns.  fark you and fark them.

Turkey is a NATO member and is trying to join the EU.  They're not in the same ballpark as the various -istans.


TheJoe03: LOL, funny how partisan hacks can turn this into some "LIBS!" bullshiat. Go get laid or something you pyscho.


Kibbler: Oh my, someone woke up on the wrong side of the paranoid delusional tinfoil hat.


urbangirl: Speaking for what I assume would be the overwhelming majority of women, do NOT try to dump that shiatt on us.


Dog Welder: You're about as sharp as a pound a' wet liver.


I think you caught your limit.
 
2013-07-26 02:39:18 PM

fawlty: They x-rayed the farking bird.  Think about that.  They found an ID tag that is clearly for tracking migratory patterns AND THEY farkING X-RAYED THE BIRD TO ENSURE THERE WEREN'T OTHER DEVICES USED FOR SPYING.  And you farking Libs want us to take these people seriously and listen to their idiotic/paranoid concerns.  fark you and fark them.


How DARE you impugn our NATO partner, responsible for bottling-up the Black Sea fleet throughout the Cold War? What are you, some kind of communist sympathizer?
 
2013-07-26 02:39:28 PM
To be fair, it's not as dumb as the people of 19th century Hartlepool, England were when they hung a monkey because they thought it was a French spy.
 
2013-07-26 02:46:13 PM
I see your article subby, and raise you this:

Sudan captures "Spy Vulture"
http://www.france24.com/en/20121213-sudan-captures-israeli-spy-vultu re
 
2013-07-26 02:46:29 PM
IMO the absence of reliable sources of information produces fertile ground for crazy conspiracy theories.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-26 02:46:58 PM

fawlty: They x-rayed the farking bird.  Think about that.  They found an ID tag that is clearly for tracking migratory patterns AND THEY farkING X-RAYED THE BIRD TO ENSURE THERE WEREN'T OTHER DEVICES USED FOR SPYING.  And you farking Libs want us to take these people seriously and listen to their idiotic/paranoid concerns.  fark you and fark them.


I can't tell if you're trolling or if your tin-foil hat is loose...
 
2013-07-26 02:47:05 PM

fawlty: They x-rayed the farking bird.  Think about that.  They found an ID tag that is clearly for tracking migratory patterns AND THEY farkING X-RAYED THE BIRD TO ENSURE THERE WEREN'T OTHER DEVICES USED FOR SPYING.  And you farking Libs want us to take these people seriously and listen to their idiotic/paranoid concerns.  fark you and fark them.


Someone remembered to take their cranky pill today.
 
2013-07-26 02:49:09 PM

Mudd's woman: NutWrench: Foghorn Leghorn rant. (youtube, sfw)

That reminds me -- sorry to threadjack:

Anyone know why it seems impossible to locate the full Bugs Bunny "Hillbilly Hare" cartoon on Youtube?

Has it been banned or something?


I see the full episode occasionally but it keeps getting pulled by Warner Brothers. (copyright)
 
2013-07-26 02:53:13 PM

NutWrench: Mudd's woman: NutWrench: Foghorn Leghorn rant. (youtube, sfw)

That reminds me -- sorry to threadjack:

Anyone know why it seems impossible to locate the full Bugs Bunny "Hillbilly Hare" cartoon on Youtube?

Has it been banned or something?

I see the full episode occasionally but it keeps getting pulled by Warner Brothers. (copyright)


interesting. Seems like I have been able to find tons of other full-length WB cartoons on Youtube. Maybe it's a certain few that are only shown in segments? Or maybe I have not looked on Youtube in a while and full-length cartoons went the way of the dodo.
 
2013-07-26 02:56:21 PM

r1niceboy: To be fair, it's not as dumb as the people of 19th century Hartlepool, England were when they hung a monkey because they thought it was a French spy.


legacy-cdn.smosh.com
Nazi Monkey frowns at the French.
 
2013-07-26 03:00:54 PM
As Turkey is my witness, I thought birds could spy.
 
2013-07-26 03:01:18 PM
http://www.fark.com/comments/7861178/85586033#c85586033" rel=nofollow target=_blank>fawlty: They x-rayed the farking bird.  Think about that.  They found an ID tag that is clearly for tracking migratory patterns AND THEY farkING X-RAYED THE BIRD TO ENSURE THERE WEREN'T OTHER DEVICES USED FOR SPYING.  And you farking Libs want us to take these people seriously and listen to their idiotic/paranoid concerns.  fark you and fark them.
 +1

Did you know there's an actual official law in Turkey that criminalizes insulting Turkey or Turkish citizens?

It cracks me up every time someone holds up Turkey as an example of a place run by Muzzies that isn't crazy. THEY'RE ALL CRAZY.
 
2013-07-26 03:01:47 PM

BigNumber12: As Turkey is my witness, I thought birds could spy.


Ok, thread over.  We have a winner.
 
2013-07-26 03:19:20 PM

bugmn99: That boy's about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.


-------That's all I needed to see or post and I'm out.

/Got any more of those long-haired books?
 
2013-07-26 03:20:39 PM
It's all part of the great animal conspiracy.  Tim Bedore was right.  Remember the goat that was accused of robbery?
 
2013-07-26 03:51:33 PM
Isreali is spying on Turkey, they are just doing it as a subcontractor for the NSA.
 
2013-07-26 04:29:40 PM
No surprise, here...

Down South, the pimentos used in pimento cheese are actually the cut off tongues of Yankee chickens that have been caught spying on us'ns.
 
2013-07-26 04:34:03 PM

Richard Saunders: No surprise, here...

Down South, the pimentos used in pimento cheese are actually the cut off tongues of Yankee chickens that have been caught spying on us'ns.


When I was young and dumb I often wondered what they did with rest of the olive after they took the core out to make pimento cheese.
 
2013-07-26 05:19:21 PM
But the Turkish government said it would indefinitely detain the mynah bird which repeatedly squawks, "Admit you murdered the Armenians, you donkey-humping shiats".
 
2013-07-26 05:19:56 PM
No Gay Mr. T references from Delirious?
/fark I am disappoint
 
2013-07-26 06:13:17 PM
I guess I am the only one that can actually imagine Israel doing some crazy ass shiat with migratory birds. I can though, and those politicians are crazy enough to try. I don' t blame Turkey in the slightest, and in fact would like to express my approval that they actually decided to x-ray it rather than just filet the damn thing on the spot.
 
2013-07-26 06:34:30 PM

fawlty: And you farking Libs want us to take these people seriously and listen to their idiotic/paranoid concerns.  fark you and fark them.


missed out on your meds ? or took too much ?

// yea, its everyone ELSE that is paranoid....
 
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