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2013-07-26 12:29:17 PM
4 votes:
I got them a Star Trek cake - but it was the "reboot" version and now they're all mad & shouty (& fat).
2013-07-26 11:55:08 AM
3 votes:
With a reading from the BOFH Archives.
2013-07-26 11:53:42 AM
2 votes:
I got a rock.
2013-07-26 05:35:59 PM
1 votes:

SirTanon: I bought my wife an Ubuntu T-shirt and then rooted her


So did I.
2013-07-26 03:35:42 PM
1 votes:
www.asktheadmin.com
2013-07-26 03:27:33 PM
1 votes:
Sudo's going to make me a sandwich.
2013-07-26 02:41:30 PM
1 votes:

oldfarthenry: I got them a Star Trek cake - but it was the "reboot" version and now they're all mad & shouty (& fat).


That is a quality troll, my good sir.
2013-07-26 02:32:25 PM
1 votes:

Farabor: Ahh, little Bobby Tables....


Well call him Bobby D, the all-time great
He DROPped the most data IN New York State;
INSERT a rhyme INTO your brain
WHERE the rhythm equals funky AND the bass is to blame

// why? because Friday
2013-07-26 02:01:56 PM
1 votes:
Every 2.0s: cat /proc/mdstat                                                                                                                 Fri Jul 26 18:01:20 2013
Personalities : [raid6] [raid5] [raid4]
md0 : active raid5 sdd1[3] sdc1[1] sdb1[0]
      286743552 blocks level 5, 256k chunk, algorithm 2 [3/2] [UU_]
      [>....................]  recovery =  0.2% (315904/143371776) finish=75.4min speed=31590K/sec
unused devices: <none>
2013-07-26 01:49:13 PM
1 votes:

Hollie Maea: skozlaw: Superjew: By blocking Port 80.

Block UDP on 53, then put a couple of domains into the hosts file and when they complain they can't access the internet use those domains to "test" and pretend there isn't a problem and they're just nuts.

Another fun one is to take a screenshot of their desktop, and then set that as their background image and remove a couple of their favorite icons from the desktop.  Drives people nuts.


We did that to our boss several years ago. Took him several minutes to figure it out. Next we replaced his Windows desktop with Microsoft Bob.
2013-07-26 01:45:00 PM
1 votes:

skozlaw: Superjew: By blocking Port 80.

Block UDP on 53, then put a couple of domains into the hosts file and when they complain they can't access the internet use those domains to "test" and pretend there isn't a problem and they're just nuts.


Another fun one is to take a screenshot of their desktop, and then set that as their background image and remove a couple of their favorite icons from the desktop.  Drives people nuts.
2013-07-26 01:31:39 PM
1 votes:

Superjew: By blocking Port 80.


Block UDP on 53, then put a couple of domains into the hosts file and when they complain they can't access the internet use those domains to "test" and pretend there isn't a problem and they're just nuts.
2013-07-26 01:27:24 PM
1 votes:
I mentioned it to the guy who does this for us. He laughed and asked what I'd broken.
2013-07-26 01:18:42 PM
1 votes:
fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net
2013-07-26 01:14:24 PM
1 votes:
By blocking Port 80.
2013-07-26 12:19:17 PM
1 votes:
Format C:

y
2013-07-26 12:06:46 PM
1 votes:
I'm sharing all my passwords with passing strangers.
 
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