nekom: He sounds white and delightsome.
James!: God saved me from this tragic accident he in no way created or allowed to kill all these other people.
nekom: Benevolent Misanthrope:You know, the more I get to know him, the more I realize that this "God" character is a real dick.So he DOES belong in a woman's vagina? Checkmate, libtards.
nekom: Benevolent Misanthrope:Only if she invites him. Fark you and the horse you rode in on, "legitimate rape" Republitards.I wasn't being serious, by the way.
namatad: waitdidnt god decide that Rmoney was going to be president and make the US a christian nation??
Speaker2Animals: namatad: waitdidnt god decide that Rmoney was going to be president and make the US a christian nation??Mormons aren't Christians, are they?
MrBallou: FTFA: "Not many people come that close to death twice before age 20"Obviously God had plans for the ones that died, too. He wanted to see them in Heaven.Face it, Magic Underwear Boy. You got rejected by God, not once, but twice.
nekom: Speaker2Animals:Mormons aren't Christians, are they?Well, they believe in Jesus, it's just that they also believe he appeared in the Americas and talked to the lost tribes of Israel that somehow became Native Americans, that God was just one of many gods and he may have many wives. It's Christian in a sense that Christianity is Jewish.
NutWrench: If you think about it, God was really being kind of a dick that day.
Via Infinito: James!: God saved me from this tragic accident he in no way created or allowed to kill all these other people.Yep. This kind of shiat really bugs me about "people of faith". I called my mom to check on her when all those tornados plowed through Alabama a few years ago. She told me that they were fine and "God kept them safe". That really pissed me off. I told her I wondered what God had against the hundreds of families whose homes were destroyed in the tornados.
happydude45: Well, now I know how to find the bitter fark assholes. Just find a Mormon thread.You people suck.
happydude45: Well, now I know how to find the bitter fark assholes.
nekom: the lost tribes of Israel that somehow became Native Americans
Millennium: Putting on my devil's-advocate hat for a moment, the thing about plans is that they have goals. At some point, they finish. If we assume that God has plans for people, what happens when they finish their plans?
FormlessOne: Never occurs to him that Moroni engineered the crash, killing all those people, just to make him feel a little more self-righteous.
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