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(WTSP)   News: Woman steals tow truck. Fark: From guy who helps her after her rental car stalls. Florida: On her way home from having her ankle monitor removed after getting off of house arrest   (on.wtsp.com) divider line 20
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2013-07-26 12:44:32 PM
"Is she hot?"

*click*

DAMMIT!
 
2013-07-26 12:45:49 PM
Like a doll's eyes.
 
2013-07-26 12:46:26 PM
Ol'e!
 
2013-07-26 12:48:42 PM
The amount of dumb in this woman astounds me...oh, wait. Florida. Nevermind. Par for the course.
 
2013-07-26 12:52:10 PM
BRILLIANT!
 
2013-07-26 12:55:38 PM
Probably didn't have the money to pay for the tow truck and car rental fee. Now she needs a lawyer. $5K minimum. Or chose "public defender", which is merely a conveyer belt to jail.
 
2013-07-26 12:56:39 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-26 01:03:08 PM
I've had some really lousy rental cars and I've never had one stall on me.
 
2013-07-26 01:06:43 PM

Pick: Probably didn't have the money to pay for the tow truck and car rental fee. Now she needs a lawyer. $5K minimum. Or chose "public defender", which is merely a conveyer belt to jail.


It's not clear that an expensive private attorney would be able to help her any here. In this case, she built the conveyer belt herself, and pushed the turbo button.
 
2013-07-26 01:08:46 PM
Some people would just rather be in jail it seems.
 
2013-07-26 01:10:38 PM
What one of the Aristocrats in England may look like.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-26 01:21:34 PM
Bi-Polar disorder gets thrown around a lot.
We should probably chuck it her way.
 
2013-07-26 01:23:12 PM
Something something don't stick something something crazy.
 
2013-07-26 01:37:42 PM

Pick: Probably didn't have the money to pay for the tow truck and car rental fee. Now she needs a lawyer. $5K minimum. Or chose "public defender", which is merely a conveyer belt to jail.


If it was a rented car, the tow truck charge would have been the responsibility of the rental company.

Car rental companies usually don't let you rent if you don't have the money...  From my experience, they pre-authorize the expected charge on your credit card.
 
2013-07-26 01:38:50 PM
Mog32Kupo: Bi-Polar disorder gets thrown around a lot.
 We should probably chuck it her way.

I'll give you the funny button; you'll get me a new keyboard.
 
2013-07-26 01:39:06 PM

Mog32Kupo: Bi-Polar disorder gets thrown around a lot.
We should probably chuck it her way.


Yeah, something doesn't add up here.  Sounds like a good case for not guilty by reason of insanity - and then a bit of involuntary commitment until she's fixed.
 
2013-07-26 01:50:57 PM
People like this should get the chair. And I say that being related to people like this. I have a cousin that when he got out of jail he thought the car behind him was following him so at the next light he gets out and beats the shiat out of the guy.
 
2013-07-26 01:57:52 PM

DarkVader: Mog32Kupo: Bi-Polar disorder gets thrown around a lot.
We should probably chuck it her way.

Yeah, something doesn't add up here.  Sounds like a good case for not guilty by reason of insanity - and then a bit of involuntary commitment until she's fixed.


What doesn't "add up?" Criminal gets free, decides she's getting the hell out of Dodge because she's been stuck in her house for who knows how long, when her car breaks down. Wrecker stops to help, she figures, "hell, stealing the wrecker's cheaper than dealing with another rental", hops in the truck and takes off, fully intending to ditch it when she can. If the truck didn't have a GPS, we wouldn't be reading about it.

It's not like I don't know folks that have done similar things. "Stir-crazy" does not mean "crazy".
 
2013-07-26 02:09:28 PM
Stupid inbred 3rd world trash offering entertainment for years....

Once again thank you Pres, Carter and the ACLU for f*cking up my state.
 
2013-07-26 07:24:13 PM

GRCooper: BRILLIANT!


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