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(Huffington Post)   Man threatens to tie Nancy Grace and Jane Velez-Mitchell to tree, strip them naked, and slit their throats. He's been arrested for writing the worst fanfic ever   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 20
    More: Dumbass, Jane Velez-Mitchell, KPHO, Turner Broadcasting, prosecutors alleged, zip ties, Sheriff Joe Arpaio  
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2013-07-26 11:29:55 AM
Can harpies be killed?
 
2013-07-26 11:52:11 AM
I'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-07-26 11:56:34 AM
I was with him up until the Nancy Grace naked part

/NOTWANT!
 
2013-07-26 11:56:54 AM

oldernell: Can harpies be killed?


According to God of War, you either have to rip their wings off, or stab them and bisect vertically. Considering Nancy doesn't have wings (that we know of), I'm guessing he was going with the latter option.
 
2013-07-26 12:07:46 PM
"I'm not saying I agree with him.  But I understand."
 
2013-07-26 12:09:33 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I was with him up until the Nancy Grace naked part

/NOTWANT!


Yep.  I was going to post something quite similar.   Here is some mind bleach.

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2013-07-26 12:12:34 PM
Does anyone know where I can contribute to this man's legal defense fund?

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"Is there anyone in this courtroom that's NOT thinking about killing Nancy Grace? Be honest."
 
2013-07-26 12:16:50 PM
Who is Jane Valez-Mitchell?

And no, I won't Google it.
 
2013-07-26 12:17:55 PM
So why did he get arrested?
 
2013-07-26 12:17:57 PM
"Mr Simpson, I don't use this word often, but you are the greatest hero in American history."
 
2013-07-26 12:18:23 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Who is Jane Valez-Mitchell?

And no, I won't Google it.


The brown Nancy Grace.
 
2013-07-26 12:18:54 PM
Nancy Grace's saucer-sized areolas will deflect any incoming attacks.
 
2013-07-26 12:19:43 PM

WhiskeySticks: Nancy Grace's saucer-sized areolas will deflect any incoming attacks.


STOP IT!

/see my above post for cleansing.
 
2013-07-26 12:19:48 PM
Never would have happened. Once he saw Nancy Grace naked, he probably would have slit his own throat.
 
2013-07-26 12:21:24 PM
No link to his kickstarter page?
 
2013-07-26 12:22:41 PM
Who the hell is Nancy Grace again? She's a senator, right?
 
2013-07-26 12:24:20 PM
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2013-07-26 12:32:46 PM

Richard C Stanford: Who the hell is Nancy Grace again? She's a senator, right?


She is the devils right hand man, Zimmerman might be guilty of killing a thug, she's guilty of having people commit suicide over her rampage.
 
2013-07-26 12:33:32 PM
3 things- 1) So now you can be arrested for simply threatening to gut someone like a fish? That's the whole reason Twitter was invented! Thanks, Obama! 2) I think it's possible that this guy is just a misunderstood member of her fan club. He calls her Brocktoon and simply wants to cut into her; to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where her flesh becomes his key. 3) I thought this was America!
 
2013-07-26 12:38:07 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: Satanic_Hamster: Who is Jane Valez-Mitchell?

And no, I won't Google it.

The brown Nancy Grace.


So what, a turd?  I named one of my poops the brown Nancy Grace once.
 
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