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2013-07-26 12:11:02 PM  
Benghazi: Obama should be impeached for not sending assistance being Obama. Afghanistan: Obama should be impeached for sending assistance being Obama.

FTFY
 
2013-07-26 12:27:30 PM  
WingNutDerpy: We hate Obama so much it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths...
thosewhodreambyday.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-26 12:34:55 PM  
I would rather stick my dick in mashed potatoes laced with H2SO4 than click on that dogshiat.
 
2013-07-26 12:36:12 PM  

coeyagi: I would rather stick my dick in mashed potatoes laced with H2SO4 than click on that dogshiat.


I did - now I have Michael Savage spooge all over me. Ewww!
 
2013-07-26 12:36:34 PM  
I don't even want to know.
 
2013-07-26 12:36:37 PM  
Obama should be impeached for not sending assistance not doing the opposite of whatever he ended up doing.

FTFY
 
2013-07-26 12:37:06 PM  
Oh, hey, it's that birther website. Let's not read it.
 
2013-07-26 12:37:51 PM  

DarwiOdrade: WingNutDerpy: We hate Obama so much it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths...
[thosewhodreambyday.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]


That movie is farking hilarious. And she improvised that bit, and it's one of the funniest parts of the movie.
 
2013-07-26 12:38:50 PM  
BEcause a SEAL in Afghanistan tells his father he has prepared his will the kid was obviously assassinated?

I'd think the whole "SEAL in Afghanistan" would be a sufficient will-prompt.
 
2013-07-26 12:39:45 PM  
uh, oh, crazy wingnut alert...

Weird
Nutballs
Described

Wimpy
Nancy
Deadbeats

Wrong
Nation,
Derpfark
 
2013-07-26 12:40:17 PM  

DarwiOdrade: WingNutDerpy: We hate Obama so much it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths...
[thosewhodreambyday.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]


I dont want a scandal, do I? We had had a very humiliating public confrontation. He was deranged. He was a lunatic! He didn't actually seem to Obama very much; he farked a chicken in public.
 
2013-07-26 12:40:39 PM  
Hey remember when WorldNutDaily during the 2008 primaries debunked the whole Birther thing with Obama because they assumed Hillary would be the nominee?

Joseph Farah hopes you don't remember either.
 
2013-07-26 12:42:01 PM  

DarwiOdrade: WingNutDerpy: We hate Obama so much it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths...
[thosewhodreambyday.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]


Wadsworth - The game's up, Issa.  There are no more scandals left in Benghazi.
Issa - Oh, come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?
Wadsworth - It's not a trick. There was one investigation with Susan Rice; two for the State Department; two interviews at Fox News, and one with Hillary Clinton.
Issa - That's not six.
Wadsworth - One plus two plus two plus one.
 
2013-07-26 12:42:15 PM  
Carlos Danger calls Benghazhianigans on your tired racist dribble.

cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2013-07-26 12:42:52 PM  
Nothing Presifart Buttrock Harpsichord Slowbeef Fartbrero can do is right. Ever. Just look how that motherfarker eats crackers.
 
2013-07-26 12:43:10 PM  

Mike Chewbacca: DarwiOdrade: WingNutDerpy: We hate Obama so much it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths...
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That movie is farking hilarious. And she improvised that bit, and it's one of the funniest parts of the movie.


Madeleine Kahn is very underrated.
 
2013-07-26 12:43:46 PM  
WND quoting a Michael Savage interview.

That's how you source to get the most reliably accurate information, people.
 
2013-07-26 12:44:39 PM  
From the comments

Lets get BO and round up all the blacks in the USA and send them all back to Africa.
We no longer needed them after slavery we should have sent them back a long time ago.
It's never to lat


What a classy group
 
2013-07-26 12:45:57 PM  

Stile4aly: DarwiOdrade: WingNutDerpy: We hate Obama so much it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths...
[thosewhodreambyday.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

Wadsworth - The game's up, Issa.  There are no more scandals left in Benghazi.
Issa - Oh, come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?
Wadsworth - It's not a trick. There was one investigation with Susan Rice; two for the State Department; two interviews at Fox News, and one with Hillary Clinton.
Issa - That's not six.
Wadsworth - One plus two plus two plus one.


Uh-uh, there was only one investigation for the State Department. That's one plus two plus one plus one.
 
2013-07-26 12:46:37 PM  

Gilligann: From the comments

Lets get BO and round up all the blacks in the USA and send them all back to Africa.
We no longer needed them after slavery we should have sent them back a long time ago.
It's never to lat

What a classy group


Pointing out racist commentary from a conservative website? I think we all know who the real racist is here.
 
2013-07-26 12:46:52 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Mike Chewbacca: DarwiOdrade: WingNutDerpy: We hate Obama so much it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths...
[thosewhodreambyday.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

That movie is farking hilarious. And she improvised that bit, and it's one of the funniest parts of the movie.

Madeleine Kahn is very underrated.


Hear, hear. She's been brilliant in most everything I've seen her in, including her sing-along with Grover on Sesame Street.
Seriously. Go watch it. You'll love it.
 
2013-07-26 12:47:51 PM  

Cagey B: Gilligann: From the comments

Lets get BO and round up all the blacks in the USA and send them all back to Africa.
We no longer needed them after slavery we should have sent them back a long time ago.
It's never to lat

What a classy group

Pointing out racist commentary from a conservative website? I think we all know who the real racist is here.


It's an isolated example and probably a false flag and anyway furthermore
 
2013-07-26 12:48:25 PM  

DarwiOdrade: Stile4aly: DarwiOdrade: WingNutDerpy: We hate Obama so much it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths...
[thosewhodreambyday.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

Wadsworth - The game's up, Issa.  There are no more scandals left in Benghazi.
Issa - Oh, come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?
Wadsworth - It's not a trick. There was one investigation with Susan Rice; two for the State Department; two interviews at Fox News, and one with Hillary Clinton.
Issa - That's not six.
Wadsworth - One plus two plus two plus one.

Uh-uh, there was only one investigation for the State Department. That's one plus two plus one plus one.


Even if that were true, it would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one.
 
2013-07-26 12:50:21 PM  

Stile4aly: DarwiOdrade: Stile4aly: DarwiOdrade: WingNutDerpy: We hate Obama so much it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths...
[thosewhodreambyday.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

Wadsworth - The game's up, Issa.  There are no more scandals left in Benghazi.
Issa - Oh, come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?
Wadsworth - It's not a trick. There was one investigation with Susan Rice; two for the State Department; two interviews at Fox News, and one with Hillary Clinton.
Issa - That's not six.
Wadsworth - One plus two plus two plus one.

Uh-uh, there was only one investigation for the State Department. That's one plus two plus one plus one.

Even if that were true, it would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one.


Okay, fine. One plus two plus one... Shut up! The point is, there's one investigation left in Issa, and guess who's gonna get it!
 
2013-07-26 12:50:39 PM  

Cletus C.: WND quoting a Michael Savage interview.

That's how you source to get the most reliably accurate information, people.


You must be so proud of your people.

I know, both sides bad... trying to think of lib equivalent.  Drawing a blank.
 
2013-07-26 12:51:49 PM  

DarwiOdrade: Stile4aly: DarwiOdrade: Stile4aly: DarwiOdrade: WingNutDerpy: We hate Obama so much it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths...
[thosewhodreambyday.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

Wadsworth - The game's up, Issa.  There are no more scandals left in Benghazi.
Issa - Oh, come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?
Wadsworth - It's not a trick. There was one investigation with Susan Rice; two for the State Department; two interviews at Fox News, and one with Hillary Clinton.
Issa - That's not six.
Wadsworth - One plus two plus two plus one.

Uh-uh, there was only one investigation for the State Department. That's one plus two plus one plus one.

Even if that were true, it would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one.

Okay, fine. One plus two plus one... Shut up! The point is, there's one investigation left in Issa, and guess who's gonna get it!


And scene.

Things like this are why I love Fark.
 
2013-07-26 12:51:55 PM  

miss diminutive: Benghazi: Obama should be impeached for not sending assistance being Obama black. Afghanistan: Obama should be impeached for sending assistance being Obama black.

FTFY


FTFY.
 
2013-07-26 12:51:57 PM  

DarwiOdrade: Stile4aly: DarwiOdrade: Stile4aly: DarwiOdrade: WingNutDerpy: We hate Obama so much it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths...
[thosewhodreambyday.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

Wadsworth - The game's up, Issa.  There are no more scandals left in Benghazi.
Issa - Oh, come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?
Wadsworth - It's not a trick. There was one investigation with Susan Rice; two for the State Department; two interviews at Fox News, and one with Hillary Clinton.
Issa - That's not six.
Wadsworth - One plus two plus two plus one.

Uh-uh, there was only one investigation for the State Department. That's one plus two plus one plus one.

Even if that were true, it would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one.

Okay, fine. One plus two plus one... Shut up! The point is, there's one investigation left in Issa, and guess who's gonna get it!


Besides, terrorism is just a red herring.
 
2013-07-26 12:52:23 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: Cagey B: Gilligann: From the comments

Lets get BO and round up all the blacks in the USA and send them all back to Africa.
We no longer needed them after slavery we should have sent them back a long time ago.
It's never to lat

What a classy group

Pointing out racist commentary from a conservative website? I think we all know who the real racist is here.

It's an isolated example and probably a false flag and anyway furthermore


This is just the result of an overzealous staffer.
 
2013-07-26 12:52:50 PM  

DarwiOdrade: WingNutDerpy: We hate Obama so much it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths...
[thosewhodreambyday.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-26 12:53:35 PM  

Jackson Herring: DarwiOdrade: WingNutDerpy: We hate Obama so much it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths...
[thosewhodreambyday.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

[i.imgur.com image 450x259]


AWESOME!
 
2013-07-26 12:54:58 PM  

coeyagi: Cletus C.: WND quoting a Michael Savage interview.

That's how you source to get the most reliably accurate information, people.

You must be so proud of your people.

I know, both sides bad... trying to think of lib equivalent.  Drawing a blank.


You?
 
2013-07-26 12:56:05 PM  

Stile4aly: DarwiOdrade: Stile4aly: DarwiOdrade: Stile4aly: DarwiOdrade: WingNutDerpy: We hate Obama so much it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths...
[thosewhodreambyday.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

Wadsworth - The game's up, Issa.  There are no more scandals left in Benghazi.
Issa - Oh, come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?
Wadsworth - It's not a trick. There was one investigation with Susan Rice; two for the State Department; two interviews at Fox News, and one with Hillary Clinton.
Issa - That's not six.
Wadsworth - One plus two plus two plus one.

Uh-uh, there was only one investigation for the State Department. That's one plus two plus one plus one.

Even if that were true, it would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one.

Okay, fine. One plus two plus one... Shut up! The point is, there's one investigation left in Issa, and guess who's gonna get it!

And scene.

Things like this are why I love Fark.


Round of applause to the two of you. That was perfection.

Only Fark could save a WND thread by turning it into Clue.

'Ba da da da da da! I am your singing derpagram!'

-BANG-
 
2013-07-26 12:56:10 PM  

miss diminutive: Benghazi: Obama should be impeached for not sending assistance being Obama Existing While Black. Afghanistan: Obama should be impeached for sending assistance being Obama Existing While Black.

FTFY


Let's be honest here -- this is the GOP's main beef with President Obama. Elephant in the living room and all that.

/also, calling a spade a spade trololol
//also also, I love saying "President Obama." Rubs salt in the GOP's wounds and gives them a permanent reminder that they lost to a black guy named Hussein... twice.
///President Obama utterly curbstomped them both times, and the second time around the GOP had to use a metric ass-ton of electoral chicanery to keep President Obama down to "only" 332 electoral votes
////President Obama also managed to do in 2 years what Bush his predecessor couldn't or wouldn't for over seven years, and he did it with F*CKING NINJAS
 
2013-07-26 12:59:59 PM  

Gilligann: From the comments

Lets get BO and round up all the blacks in the USA and send them all back to Africa.
We no longer needed them after slavery we should have sent them back a long time ago.
It's never to lat

What a classy group


That individual is a plant.
 
2013-07-26 01:00:17 PM  
The helicopter downing was definitely an inside job.  That much is obvious.  The prison breaks, the base/convoy bombings, etc. are always inside jobs.  In Afghanistan, everyone's related or f*cking each other in the ass.

They probably did 'look into it' and discovered that someone close to Karzai got paid (a lot) to tip off the jihadis about that flight.  When the U.S. leaves (if it ever fully does), so will Karzai.  He'll go to France, the UK or even here to the U.S..  But there's no way he stays there.  He'd be hung inside of a week.
 
2013-07-26 01:01:48 PM  

Dimensio: Gilligann: From the comments

Lets get BO and round up all the blacks in the USA and send them all back to Africa.
We no longer needed them after slavery we should have sent them back a long time ago.
It's never to lat

What a classy group

That individual is a plant.


A plant? I thought men like him were usually called a fruit.
 
2013-07-26 01:02:33 PM  

DarwiOdrade: Stile4aly: DarwiOdrade: Stile4aly: DarwiOdrade: WingNutDerpy: We hate Obama so much it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths...
[thosewhodreambyday.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

Wadsworth - The game's up, Issa.  There are no more scandals left in Benghazi.
Issa - Oh, come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?
Wadsworth - It's not a trick. There was one investigation with Susan Rice; two for the State Department; two interviews at Fox News, and one with Hillary Clinton.
Issa - That's not six.
Wadsworth - One plus two plus two plus one.

Uh-uh, there was only one investigation for the State Department. That's one plus two plus one plus one.

Even if that were true, it would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one.

Okay, fine. One plus two plus one... Shut up! The point is, there's one investigation left in Issa, and guess who's gonna get it!


Bravo sirs!
 
2013-07-26 01:03:26 PM  
What, nobody liked my "terrorism is just a red herring" line? COME ON!
 
2013-07-26 01:03:51 PM  

skykid: Hey remember when WorldNutDaily during the 2008 primaries debunked the whole Birther thing with Obama because they assumed Hillary would be the nominee?

Joseph Farah hopes you don't remember either.


Don't you know that was a false memory implanted by magicians using Obama's magical time machine?
 
2013-07-26 01:04:26 PM  
I would assume if I was being sent into a war zone, I was being sent to my death.  It's part of being a soldier.  There's no conspiracy behind your son's death.  He was part of a military operation and was killed.  shiat happens.  I could be killed driving to work on Monday.  It wasn't a conspiracy by my employer to make me come to work and be killed in a car crash.
 
2013-07-26 01:04:41 PM  

Dimensio: Gilligann: From the comments

Lets get BO and round up all the blacks in the USA and send them all back to Africa.
We no longer needed them after slavery we should have sent them back a long time ago.
It's never to lat

What a classy group

That individual is a plant.


Same with the 50 different commentators on any Breitbart or Blaze article about Obama.

Those libtards are an organized group!
 
2013-07-26 01:04:51 PM  

Mike Chewbacca: What, nobody liked my "terrorism is just a red herring" line? COME ON!


Aw - it was just super, but unfortunately there isn't a followup
.
 
2013-07-26 01:05:39 PM  

King Something: also, calling a spade a spade socialist



C'mon, man! Times have changed, you can't say that outright any more. Did you learn nothing from Lee Atwater?
 
2013-07-26 01:05:47 PM  

DarwiOdrade: Dimensio: Gilligann: From the comments

Lets get BO and round up all the blacks in the USA and send them all back to Africa.
We no longer needed them after slavery we should have sent them back a long time ago.
It's never to lat

What a classy group

That individual is a plant.

A plant? I thought men like him were usually called a fruit.


And that's how I found out this awesome shirt exists:

rlv.zcache.com
 
2013-07-26 01:05:52 PM  

47 is the new 42: skykid: Hey remember when WorldNutDaily during the 2008 primaries debunked the whole Birther thing with Obama because they assumed Hillary would be the nominee?

Joseph Farah hopes you don't remember either.

Don't you know that was a false memory implanted by magicians using Obama's magical time machine?


I should have known DAMN YOU FARTBONGO AND YOUR FARTTARDIS~!
 
2013-07-26 01:07:42 PM  

DarwiOdrade: Dimensio: Gilligann: From the comments

Lets get BO and round up all the blacks in the USA and send them all back to Africa.
We no longer needed them after slavery we should have sent them back a long time ago.
It's never to lat

What a classy group

That individual is a plant.

A plant? I thought men like him were usually called a fruit.


Very funny.
 
2013-07-26 01:08:58 PM  

Dimensio: DarwiOdrade: Dimensio: Gilligann: From the comments

Lets get BO and round up all the blacks in the USA and send them all back to Africa.
We no longer needed them after slavery we should have sent them back a long time ago.
It's never to lat

What a classy group

That individual is a plant.

A plant? I thought men like him were usually called a fruit.

Very funny.


Just giving this matter the kind of serious attention it deserves.
 
2013-07-26 01:09:47 PM  

mediablitz: Dimensio: Gilligann: From the comments

Lets get BO and round up all the blacks in the USA and send them all back to Africa.
We no longer needed them after slavery we should have sent them back a long time ago.
It's never to lat

What a classy group

That individual is a plant.

Same with the 50 different commentators on any Breitbart or Blaze article about Obama.

Those libtards are an organized group!


My attempt to follow the the theme of Clue references was evidently lost upon you.
 
2013-07-26 01:09:48 PM  

skykid: 47 is the new 42: skykid: Hey remember when WorldNutDaily during the 2008 primaries debunked the whole Birther thing with Obama because they assumed Hillary would be the nominee?

Joseph Farah hopes you don't remember either.

Don't you know that was a false memory implanted by magicians using Obama's magical time machine?

I should have known DAMN YOU FARTBONGO AND YOUR FARTTARDIS~!


There's no need to shout!
 
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