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(Time)   One in five funeral homes is violating Federal law and is probably scamming you. Well, unless you're dead; at that point it doesn't matter   (business.time.com) divider line 6
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2013-07-26 01:56:31 PM
3 votes:

cowgirl toffee: I'm positive my family would just take the money I put aside for my funeral and toss me in a ditch.

At least they cut out the middle man. :/



I feel I needed to help you out on this one.
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2013-07-26 12:47:21 PM
3 votes:

Uzzah: Here's my chance for a plug:

Google your state and "anatomical gift association." There are all kinds of neat things you can do with your body after you're gone:

• Give it to medical schools so students can learn how we work
• Give it to your state crime lab, so they can chuck it out in a field and watch it decompose, improving their ability to figure out times of death in homicide cases.
• You can be used in tests of new surgical techniques.
• You might get really lucky and have your skeleton reassembled and hung up in a classroom somewhere.
• If you're really lucky, you might even get purchased by an artist, plastinated, and go on tour in one of those "Body Worlds" exhibits. (It helps if you're a Chinese prisoner, though.)

That's cool stuff, and it beats just rotting away in the ground or being turned into cat littler.


Can i donate my body to physics not biology? Specifically catapults and/or  trebuchets?
2013-07-26 02:13:03 PM
1 votes:

Cyno01: Uzzah: Here's my chance for a plug:

Google your state and "anatomical gift association." There are all kinds of neat things you can do with your body after you're gone:

• Give it to medical schools so students can learn how we work
• Give it to your state crime lab, so they can chuck it out in a field and watch it decompose, improving their ability to figure out times of death in homicide cases.
• You can be used in tests of new surgical techniques.
• You might get really lucky and have your skeleton reassembled and hung up in a classroom somewhere.
• If you're really lucky, you might even get purchased by an artist, plastinated, and go on tour in one of those "Body Worlds" exhibits. (It helps if you're a Chinese prisoner, though.)

That's cool stuff, and it beats just rotting away in the ground or being turned into cat littler.

Can i donate my body to physics not biology? Specifically catapults and/or  trebuchets?


I want them to take my body up to the outer limits of the atmosphere and dropped. Have NASA plot about where I'll land, and set up a grid in that area. Who ever has the number that matches where most of my body ends up wins all my shiat.
2013-07-26 12:51:50 PM
1 votes:
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2013-07-26 12:40:50 PM
1 votes:

Uzzah: • Give it to medical schools so students can learn how we work


I don't want to end up in a pile of dead bodies with an F scrawled on my tit.
2013-07-26 12:25:33 PM
1 votes:
I only go to funeral homes to hit on hot, grieving, vulnerable chicks.
 
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