FloydA: dittybopper: "One one two yes! Two two four no!"/Obscure?"We are v-r-r-riends."
dittybopper: FloydA: dittybopper: "One one two yes! Two two four no!"/Obscure?"We are v-r-r-riends."Ouch!
KierzanDax: Spray my urine everywhere."Mine."or"Cripes, I can't wait to drop a deuce."
I'd probably say "knock knock," a martian would probably say "whos' there" or whatever the fark they say, and I'd probably say "fark off martian and get me some farking weed and booze cuz I'm gonna get farking wasted you green skinned fark."
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