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(BBC)   If you were the first human to set foot on Mars, what would you say?   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 379
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2013-07-26 01:34:18 PM
Valentine Smith! So nice to see you buddy!
 
2013-07-26 01:34:20 PM
Earth needs women!

upload.wikimedia.org

/Not really, probably "We boldly go where no one has gone before!"
 
2013-07-26 01:34:29 PM
Work, Rest or Play?

Hey, this red shirt really matches the terrain.
 
2013-07-26 01:34:35 PM
"Shiat piss fark coont cocksucker motherfarker tits."  At which point, I would proceed to pour out a bottle of urine onto the surface.
 
2013-07-26 01:35:14 PM

bongmiester: suck it Armstrong


farker, that was my response too

I'll go with, "That's one small step... for your mother, Armsrtong!"
 
2013-07-26 01:35:26 PM
praxcelis

"Weeeeee'rrree OFF to see the WIZARD!"

"There's a dead witch under our descent stage, and everything's in color."
 
2013-07-26 01:36:11 PM
Well... there goes the planet.
 
2013-07-26 01:37:31 PM
"What time does Honey Boo Boo come on here?"
 
2013-07-26 01:38:38 PM
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."
 
2013-07-26 01:39:44 PM
"Today is the day man first sets foot on another planet, let it not be the last"
 
2013-07-26 01:40:06 PM

Rand's lacy underwear: praxcelis: "Weeeeee'rrree OFF to see the WIZARD!"

/hopefully not obscure

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Get the hell out.


studebaker hoch: praxcelis

"Weeeeee'rrree OFF to see the WIZARD!"

"There's a dead witch under our descent stage, and everything's in color."


It really IS obscure.  And in this crowd, which surprises me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Thunder_%28novel%29

(First words of the crew of the Thunder, because none of them could think of anything more epic)
 
2013-07-26 01:40:42 PM

Wrath of Heaven: King Sh*t of F*ck Island over here, copy.


Well, I guess someone had to say it.
 
2013-07-26 01:41:01 PM
Houston control, I am stepping onto the Martian surface...hey cool what is Ray Walston doing here?
 
2013-07-26 01:41:47 PM
Where is my illudium q-36 explosive space modulator? Someone has stolen the space modulator.
 
2013-07-26 01:42:04 PM
"My God, it's full of stars!"

*Presses play*

Also sprach Zarathustra ♪
 
2013-07-26 01:43:10 PM
"We could have done this thirty years ago. All you Proxmire wannabees can kiss my ass!"
 
2013-07-26 01:44:16 PM
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
 
2013-07-26 01:44:21 PM
How did that 'We Stand with Walker' sign get here?
 
2013-07-26 01:45:23 PM

JonnyBGoode: Well... there goes the planet.


beardylollipop.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-26 01:45:40 PM
I hereby claim this planet in the name of China!
 
2013-07-26 01:45:45 PM
Ask the <a href=http://members.shaw.ca/rlongpre01/moon.html >Onon</a> what was said...
NSFW
 
2013-07-26 01:45:46 PM
Mars is not just our destination, it is our destiny!
cinephillia.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-26 01:45:47 PM

praxcelis: Rand's lacy underwear: praxcelis: "Weeeeee'rrree OFF to see the WIZARD!"

/hopefully not obscure

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 316x368]
Get the hell out.

studebaker hoch: praxcelis

"Weeeeee'rrree OFF to see the WIZARD!"

"There's a dead witch under our descent stage, and everything's in color."

It really IS obscure.  And in this crowd, which surprises me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Thunder_%28novel%29

(First words of the crew of the Thunder, because none of them could think of anything more epic)


Don't cuss around Jules. It upsets him.
 
2013-07-26 01:46:44 PM
What's black and white and red all over?
 
2013-07-26 01:46:47 PM
OMG! All the missing left socks!


(Just keeping the Ren & Stimpy theme going)
 
2013-07-26 01:47:13 PM
Wasssssupppppp?
 
2013-07-26 01:48:34 PM

give me doughnuts: "We could have done this thirty years ago. All you Proxmire wannabees can kiss my ass!"


shiat, we could have had a probe close to entering the Alpha Centauri system by now.   We actually have the technology, just not the political will to accomplish it.
 
2013-07-26 01:49:28 PM

Claude the Dog: "A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."



Said with raging purple throbber.
 
2013-07-26 01:51:07 PM
My name is Dreamyaltarboy, I'm from San Francisco and I'm standing on Farkin' Mars!

Shamelessly stolen and paraphrased from Raoul Julia from when he was watching the lunar landing in a bar.
 
2013-07-26 01:52:36 PM
Really? All these posts and no Jebediah Kerman?
 
2013-07-26 01:52:45 PM

Sybarite: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


SKULLS FOR THE THRONE!!
 
2013-07-26 01:54:00 PM
We landed right next to some kind of alien hardware.  There's some writing ...  it says "30 minutes for each quarter"
 
2013-07-26 01:54:36 PM
*steps out of the capsule*

*looks around*

"...Mars needs women."
 
2013-07-26 01:54:55 PM
"It's all squishy"


/flag
 
2013-07-26 01:55:02 PM
I would quote the bible, of course.

Ezekiel 25:17


/I been sayin' that shiat for years
 
2013-07-26 01:56:15 PM
"Where's the bathroom?"
 
2013-07-26 01:56:37 PM
"Boy, this planet sure is ugly"
 
2013-07-26 01:57:08 PM
"I'm here to kick Martian ass and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum."
 
2013-07-26 01:57:44 PM
"Well here it is, that time they told us about in high school when math would save our lives."
 
2013-07-26 01:57:47 PM
"Hey NASA...I don't want to alarm you, but does anyone there speak Klingon?"
 
2013-07-26 02:01:39 PM
It's been said that The universe is probably littered with the one-planet graves of cultures which made the sensible economic decision that there's no good reason to go into space--each discovered, studied, and remembered by the ones who made the irrational decision.

Well, today we take the first step to ensure that we are the ones who discover, not the ones who are discovered.
 
2013-07-26 02:01:40 PM
"Dangit, I locked the keys inside"
 
2013-07-26 02:02:24 PM
I think my spaceship knows the way.
 
2013-07-26 02:02:31 PM
I hereby claim this planet in the name of the Kerbals!
 
2013-07-26 02:04:28 PM
Given that it would be a one way mission, I'd look at the bleak landscape and softly utter to mission control

"I guess I'll get over it"
 
2013-07-26 02:06:14 PM
"Meh."
 
2013-07-26 02:06:30 PM
What, no welcoming committee?
 
2013-07-26 02:06:30 PM
"Remember when we got kicked out of biology for playing with a space ship? Who's retarded now?"
 
2013-07-26 02:07:34 PM
(sound of spacesuit boot stomping)

"Look at the size of it, I'll be damned.  Armor plated cockroaches!"
 
2013-07-26 02:09:45 PM
"Are we there yet?"

"Oh, Hi.  I'll have a Grande double mocha frapacchino, to go, please."

"Hold my beer, and watch this..."   ...crash...

"What does God need with a spaceship?"
 
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