blatz514: cowgirl toffee: "I'm so excited!! I just shiat my diaper!"I would like an original cowgirl toffee drawing of what that might look like.
Nuclear Monk: Quade....start the reactor!
dj_spanmaster: Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: "Holy shiat!. How the fark did I get to Mars without a space suit?""Gasp"."Choke".Thud.Look, if you were dying, you wouldn't bother to say, "Gasp", "Choke". Not even if you were dictating.
Richard Flaccid: "One small step for man, one giant waste of money for mankind"
dittybopper: Pick: I hear by claim this planet as property of Mars Interplanetary Real Estate Development LLC./buy a lot on Mars! Prices have never been lower! New tax abatement program in effect until 12/31/13!Don't think I'd buy from a company whose initials spell "MIRED".
tommyl66: 1-8-7-7 kars for kids, K-A-R-S kars for kids.../As the earthlings watching on TV scream in terror
cowgirl toffee: blatz514: cowgirl toffee: "I'm so excited!! I just shiat my diaper!"I would like an original cowgirl toffee drawing of what that might look like.Shiat. Can you wait for it? I have to take my hedgie to the vet here in a few. :/I need time to do this request justice. :D
GET ME OUTTA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEE!
mr_a: One small step for A man, one giant leap for mankind.
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