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(BBC)   If you were the first human to set foot on Mars, what would you say?   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 379
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2013-07-26 12:44:52 PM

cman: 华人民共和国的赞美和荣耀


bravo
 
2013-07-26 12:45:56 PM
Where's the little bastard with the illudium space modulator?
 
2013-07-26 12:48:24 PM
Boobies

//filter pwn
 
2013-07-26 12:48:43 PM
I got 99 problems and a biatch aint one
 
2013-07-26 12:48:54 PM
"This is no place to raise my kids... In fact, it's cold as hell..."
 
2013-07-26 12:49:23 PM
START THE REACTOR!
Oh, it's on? Good.
 
2013-07-26 12:50:03 PM
Suck it, Edwin Armstrong.
 
2013-07-26 12:50:29 PM
SUCK it...hard and long.
 
2013-07-26 12:50:32 PM
I just made the god of war my Biatch!
 
2013-07-26 12:50:44 PM
"I'm so excited!! I just shiat my diaper!"
 
2013-07-26 12:50:45 PM
Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!
 
2013-07-26 12:50:47 PM
I'd sacrifice a virgin to TechnoBevets to keep from inviting his textual rage on humanity for this.

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-26 12:51:21 PM
"Wait a minute... this sucks."
 
2013-07-26 12:51:27 PM
I owe it all to Captain Wi Tu Hi...
 
2013-07-26 12:51:40 PM
We're really in Arizona!
 
2013-07-26 12:51:41 PM
gunga galunga
 
2013-07-26 12:51:50 PM
Bazinga
 
2013-07-26 12:51:57 PM
Quaid, start the reactor...
 
2013-07-26 12:52:27 PM
I hear by claim this planet as property of Mars Interplanetary Real Estate Development LLC.

/buy a lot on Mars! Prices have never been lower! New tax abatement program in effect until 12/31/13!
 
2013-07-26 12:52:29 PM
mine.
 
2013-07-26 12:52:45 PM
Oh shiat quicksand!
 
2013-07-26 12:52:56 PM
'F*ck you, Mars.'
 
2013-07-26 12:53:10 PM
"Hi honey, I'm home!"
 
2013-07-26 12:53:16 PM

mr_a: One small step for A man, one giant leap for mankind.


Relevant, and hilarious!
http://csl.stanford.edu/~gere/satire.html
 
2013-07-26 12:53:37 PM
For centuries, human beings have realized various forms of energy. Civilizations have progressed with them! So where does such energy like Metatron lead our civilization? Destruction, destruction to end all! The universe, and human subconscious are willing their own end! This is the will of Metatron! Can you stop me?
 
2013-07-26 12:53:47 PM
M
A
R
S

Mars, biatches.  Red Rocks!

YAY YAY!
 
2013-07-26 12:54:21 PM
I tell you we should have turned LEFT at Albuquerque!
 
2013-07-26 12:54:22 PM
ARRRRRRRRRRRGH! SAND WORMS! IT'S FULL OF GIANT SAND WORMS!

Long before I saw Dune, there was an old SF movie in which the astronauts who land on Mars are attacked by giant worm like creatures in the Martian sand. I don't recall what is was called as I saw it when I was just a little kid.
 
2013-07-26 12:54:25 PM
"Hey, this doesn't look like LA! {grumble} Last time I use a discount airline. Bastards."
 
2013-07-26 12:54:36 PM
Done in four.

/ And baba booey to y'all.
 
2013-07-26 12:54:43 PM
'Is that a gun that shoots bees?'
 
2013-07-26 12:55:04 PM
Well, here we are.
 
2013-07-26 12:55:04 PM

ChipNASA: SUCK it...hard and long.


ct.fra.bz
 
2013-07-26 12:55:49 PM

Pick: I hear by claim this planet as property of Mars Interplanetary Real Estate Development LLC.

/buy a lot on Mars! Prices have never been lower! New tax abatement program in effect until 12/31/13!


Don't think I'd buy from a company whose initials spell "MIRED".
 
2013-07-26 12:56:24 PM
"were can a guy get a drink around here?"

"I'm looking for the chick with three boobs"
 
2013-07-26 12:56:51 PM

cowgirl toffee: "I'm so excited!! I just shiat my diaper!"


I would like an original cowgirl toffee drawing of what that might look like.
 
2013-07-26 12:57:18 PM
Wow, Mars. This is really a momentous occasion for all of humanity. I am humbled to be the first human being to be able to walk on the surface of an al- oh for fark's sake, is that a Starbucks?!
 
2013-07-26 12:57:22 PM
BOINGA BOINGA BOINGA!
 
2013-07-26 12:57:49 PM
I can see my house from hereeeeeeee!
 
2013-07-26 12:57:50 PM
I can see Uranus from here!
 
2013-07-26 12:58:07 PM
I need a beer.
 
2013-07-26 12:58:18 PM
img855.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-26 12:58:30 PM
"Where the green women at?"
 
2013-07-26 12:58:35 PM
This thread. I love it so much.
 
2013-07-26 12:58:57 PM
Well, damn that's a lot of rocks...
 
2013-07-26 12:58:58 PM
CRAP!! I think I left the iron on!
 
2013-07-26 12:59:00 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-26 12:59:02 PM

deanis: I need a beer.


Here, hold this
 
2013-07-26 12:59:04 PM

Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: "Holy shiat!. How the fark did I get to Mars without a space suit?"
"Gasp".
"Choke".

Thud.


Look, if you were dying, you wouldn't bother to say, "Gasp", "Choke". Not even if you were dictating.
 
2013-07-26 12:59:26 PM
I would say whatever the highest bidder paid me to say.

/bids to start at 1 billion dollars
//I'm a whore
 
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