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(BBC)   If you were the first human to set foot on Mars, what would you say?   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 379
    More: Interesting, first human, Roman mythology, artificial gravity, Imperial College London  
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2013-07-26 08:08:28 AM  
What's that? OH GOD IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR ME!

/end transmission
 
2013-07-26 08:11:33 AM  
One small step for A man, one giant leap for mankind.
 
2013-07-26 08:13:33 AM  
"I got my ass to Mars."
 
2013-07-26 08:14:46 AM  
Babba booey.
 
2013-07-26 08:14:52 AM  
I'm in space
 
2013-07-26 08:15:48 AM  
Who's the useless slutbag now, eh Tiffany? EH, TIFFANY? YOU HEAR ME YOU MAN STEALING, HOMECOMING QUEEN BIATCH!
 
2013-07-26 08:19:29 AM  
"Where all da red wimmen at?"
 
2013-07-26 08:34:14 AM  
"Oooh it's all sticky!"
 
2013-07-26 08:42:14 AM  
I thought Olympus Mons would be bigger.
 
2013-07-26 08:47:10 AM  
How the fk did I get here? Where are my pants?
 
2013-07-26 08:48:57 AM  
Here's Johnny!
 
2013-07-26 08:56:54 AM  
"Where are those damn rovers.  I wanna prove NASA wrong and show them that Mars does have a moon."

"Can you hear me now?"

"First"
 
2013-07-26 09:06:57 AM  
"Holy shiat!. How the fark did I get to Mars without a space suit?"
"Gasp".
"Choke".

Thud.
 
2013-07-26 09:09:39 AM  
I'm glad I remembered to bring my towel.
 
2013-07-26 09:14:19 AM  
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farkin' A, Bubba.
 
2013-07-26 09:16:41 AM  
"And now this planet is hereby claimed for the Earth in the name of DUCK DODGERS IN THE 24 1/2TH CENTURY!"
 
2013-07-26 09:17:28 AM  
Something pre-written for me by NASA, I'm sure.

But in my mind, I'd be all "How farkin' *COOL* is this!".
 
2013-07-26 09:20:36 AM  
"Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket. Can you farking believe this Houston? I'm on farking Mars." *long pause* "I just need to sit a minute so I don't lose my shiat. farking Mars."
 
2013-07-26 09:24:34 AM  
Ack! Ack!
 
2013-07-26 09:29:05 AM  

Wookie_Jesus: Ack! Ack!


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2013-07-26 09:29:44 AM  
"Good luck Mr. Gorsky"
 
2013-07-26 09:31:28 AM  
[pre-written NASA statement]

And on a personal note - to Mrs. Betty Hickox, the self-important, overconfident and totally incompetent high school French teacher who told me I'd never amount to anything if I didn't stop reading voraciously on every subject and "get good at one thing", I say this:

Nanny-Nanny Boo-boo.

And Kate - think about it.  Ambulance chaser or astronaut?  You chose unwisely.
 
2013-07-26 09:40:42 AM  
Wasn't me!
 
2013-07-26 09:44:07 AM  
this is not my beautiful planet
 
2013-07-26 09:46:19 AM  
Where all the white women at?
 
2013-07-26 09:53:08 AM  
"I've been to Mars in Hackettstown and now this. This might be more than I can chew in one bite"
 
2013-07-26 10:05:43 AM  
"I'm on Mars..... better drink my own urine."
 
2013-07-26 10:30:08 AM  
I CAN'T BREATHAAAAAAACCCCCKKKK...

...THUD.
 
2013-07-26 10:34:04 AM  
suck it Armstrong
 
2013-07-26 10:47:47 AM  
This moment brought to you by Coca Cola, the official soft drink of Mars.....
 
2013-07-26 11:04:16 AM  
COHAAGEN! GIFF DEES PEEPOL EEYARR!!
 
2013-07-26 11:09:36 AM  
Yes. Finally. Alone at last
 
2013-07-26 11:09:54 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: "Oooh it's all sticky!"


came for this, leaving satisfied

/f'kin hell, been in that spacecraft...I need a pitch
 
2013-07-26 11:18:26 AM  
华人民共和国的赞美和荣耀
 
2013-07-26 11:38:26 AM  
I knew I shouldataken that left turn at Albuquerque.
 
2013-07-26 11:46:25 AM  
"I was told that I would be getting more candy bars."
 
2013-07-26 11:48:31 AM  
I love these threads, perfect for a Friday afternoon at work!

/sent from Mars
 
2013-07-26 11:54:26 AM  
Where's Marvin, so I can kick his ass?
 
2013-07-26 11:58:12 AM  
.....fark. How the hell am I gonna get home to feed the cat?
 
2013-07-26 12:04:30 PM  
"OK so where's my 3-jugged mutant hooker?"
 
2013-07-26 12:07:36 PM  
Take me to Dejah Thoris.
 
2013-07-26 12:18:50 PM  
♫ It's a god-awful small affair / To the girl with the mousy hair ♫
 
2013-07-26 12:18:57 PM  
'Suck it Neil Armstrong.'
 
2013-07-26 12:23:17 PM  
'Suck it, Lance Armstrong."
 
2013-07-26 12:24:28 PM  
"Suck it, Louis Armstrong"
 
2013-07-26 12:25:11 PM  
"Suck it, Stretch Armstrong!"
 
2013-07-26 12:31:06 PM  
*dontfarkupthilinedontfarkupthelinedontfarkuptheline*

"With this step, human- Oh shiat-" *stumble* "Crap. This is live, right Houston? We can't redo that? Fark. Uhh, hi mom!"
 
2013-07-26 12:40:01 PM  
"Suck it, Bjorn Stronginthearm!"
 
2013-07-26 12:40:25 PM  
Ew, it's all sticky!
 
2013-07-26 12:41:11 PM  
"Suck it, BJ Armstrong!"
 
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