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(International Business Times)   The Homer Simpson Award goes to: Man Drinks Beer, Man Jumps in River, Man Triggers Major International Incident, D'oh   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Detroit River, US Coast Guard, Renaissance Center, prompt corner  
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2013-07-26 08:44:16 AM  
This happened again?
2013-07-26 08:45:04 AM  
Was it his first day on the job?
2013-07-26 08:45:16 AM  
Jesus moobs, really?
2013-07-26 08:48:45 AM  
He got confused when he heard Detroit had petroleum coke.

Do NOT snort petroleum coke. Burns like a motherfarker.
2013-07-26 08:50:10 AM  
2013-07-26 08:50:27 AM  
Morillo was charged for being intoxicated in a public place and has been sent to jail till Tuesday.

In related news the Fark Party Winsor is canceled indefinitely.
2013-07-26 08:58:19 AM  
He would have either died or made if it wasn't for the "concerned" neighbor.  Show a little faith.  Authorities must not be involved in every Homerian epic.
2013-07-26 08:58:35 AM  
why did he have to be Canadian?

2013-07-26 09:05:44 AM  

Aristocles: This happened again?

You'd think the fines would deter him, but he just doesn't learn.
2013-07-26 09:10:12 AM  
He's getting the big boot for that one.
2013-07-26 09:16:31 AM  

berylman: He would have either died or made if it wasn't for the "concerned" neighbor.  Show a little faith.  Authorities must not be involved in every Homerian epic.

Actually, he did make it.  Swam over, took some pictures with the locals, swam back.  IIRC, they arrested him on the bank after his return trip.  He's a good swimmer, picked a time when there were no boats, and took a leisurely swim.

Some bored public servants got all piss pants about it.
2013-07-26 09:21:32 AM  
The neighbor is just being a pain in the ass now. I mean, once he proved he could swim the river, don't call the cops on him again.
2013-07-26 09:26:58 AM  
Back in the day, we would get tanked up at the Island View bar in Windsor then jump in the river afterwards, thinking we could swim back home to (literally) downriver. The contingency plan was to let the current carry us to Belle Isle. Thankfully, we never got further than 50 feet from shore before realizing we were way too tired/drunk to swim 2 miles in a fairly strong current.
2013-07-26 09:28:22 AM  

Nadie_AZ: Was it his first day on the job?

Came for this :)

That joke was actually the reason I started coming to this site: io n-in-Japan-It-was-captains-first-day
2013-07-26 09:31:25 AM  
And my Sports link on a different story will get the red.
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