Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(My Fox DC)   Lincoln Memorial vandalized. Surveillance tapes show an angry chihuahua and a stupid looking cat loitering around the statue, and audio mentioning there being caramel corn in the statue's head   ( divider line 23
    More: Sad, Lincoln Memorial  
•       •       •

11790 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jul 2013 at 9:16 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-07-26 07:55:24 AM  
5 votes:
2013-07-26 11:36:17 AM  
3 votes:

Security footage of the incident.
2013-07-26 10:09:51 AM  
3 votes:

WhippingBoy: Did anyone every figure out what the hell had he been drinking?

Nope, only that it's green.
2013-07-26 09:22:02 AM  
3 votes:
2013-07-26 10:30:54 AM  
2 votes:

maxheck: Smeggy Smurf:

Richard C Stanford: It's either some retarded white supremacist trying to "git back fer Lincoln freeing the dirkeys" or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

Odds are some jackass Treyvon white knight did it to protest whitey

Wow... What exactly is the chain of thought leading to that conclusion?

Fetal alcohol syndrome, I guess.
2013-07-26 09:59:53 AM  
2 votes:
2013-07-26 09:57:10 AM  
2 votes:

maxheck: I'm hoping for the "Surrender Dorothy" guy. That was actually pretty darn funny.
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-26 09:30:57 AM  
2 votes:
Yet another Ted Nugent story?
2013-07-26 08:57:27 AM  
2 votes:
Probably Rand Paul's aide, the Southern Avenger.
2013-07-26 12:32:24 PM  
1 votes:
Perhaps someone asked Lincoln a question to which he replied "I don't know."
2013-07-26 12:28:44 PM  
1 votes:

JMel: blatz514: [ image 750x600]

This reminds me of a CSB.  I created a monster at my place of employment.  My "neighbor" has a habit of walking away, even going home with his computer unlocked.  Just sitting there waiting for somebody to mess with it.  So, one day, I did.  I sent a nice juicy love note, about how *he* wanted to have another male co workers baby, loins burning for him....ect, ect, ect.  Well, everybody got a good laugh, but now it isn't safe to even walk 10 feet away from your computer and leave it unlocked.

To the CSB portion....a number of months ago, the same guy, again, left his computer.  So, being the good co-worker that I am, helped myself into his email and sent another co-worker a lovely email that consisted of nothing other than penis penis penis penis repeated a few hundred times.  As I walked away from his desk with a childish grin on my face, I happened to walk past the email recipients office....where to my horror, he was in a meeting, with his computer on a projector, with a director in his office, while on a Web-X with one of our facilities with a couple of ladies on the other end of the web-x.

His email wasn't up, but he gets that little bubble pop up giving a preview of the email.  He and the director saw it, and he thinks he killed it fast enough that the participants on the other side of the web-x didn't notice.  But the director sure did.  He got a laugh out of it....I never fessed up.  The emailer and the emailee know it was me, but the director doesn't know this, and doesn't need too.

I'm impressed you were working while in middle school
2013-07-26 11:16:11 AM  
1 votes:
With the green paint, I suspect they were going for this sort of look with Lincoln...
2013-07-26 11:05:44 AM  
1 votes:

Headso: they need to close the place for that until some guy can get around to pressure washing it off?

Hey, it ain't easy cleaning green.
2013-07-26 10:42:40 AM  
1 votes:
My first thought was "paintball on the lawn".
Nothing in the article indicates that that was the case.  I now, however, would like to play paintball on the memorial lawn.
2013-07-26 10:06:14 AM  
1 votes:
Possible picture of graffiti artists?
2013-07-26 09:55:25 AM  
1 votes:

maxheck: Richard C Stanford:

or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

Cool "Disco" Dan coming out of retirement?

We should be so lucky.
2013-07-26 09:54:03 AM  
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Libyans again.

You'd think finally having the right to marry would have eased their vandalous ways.
2013-07-26 09:53:18 AM  
1 votes:

RexTalionis: Headso: they need to close the place for that until some guy can get around to pressure washing it off?

The federal government doesn't even recommend using pressure washers to wash marble headstones in government cemeteries (Arlington, for instance).

What are the chances they would be willing to use pressure washer to clean a national monument?

Absolutely zero.
They'll first have a team of Ph.D. contractors do an analysis of the damage, which will take three years and force the entire monument to be closed. Then, another contractor will come in and cut out the damaged pieces and new pieces will be carved from the same limestone or marble that was originally used. That will take five years. The the new pieces will be installed, which will take until 2024.
Everybody gets paid.
2013-07-26 09:39:05 AM  
1 votes:
Nothing to see here; move along.
2013-07-26 09:31:54 AM  
1 votes:
On the anniversary of the Crittenden-Johnson Resolution?  Coincidence?  I think not.

/don't think
2013-07-26 09:28:06 AM  
1 votes:
The green paint did give Abe's head a green tint.
2013-07-26 09:26:50 AM  
1 votes:
Let's not make this about color!
2013-07-26 09:19:09 AM  
1 votes:

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Bourton did it.
Displayed 23 of 23 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter

In Other Media

  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.