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2013-07-26 07:55:24 AM
nick.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-07-26 08:26:48 AM
So we finally see what Obama meant by "green" jobs.
 
2013-07-26 08:57:27 AM
Probably Rand Paul's aide, the Southern Avenger.
 
2013-07-26 09:18:13 AM
Bourton did it.
 
2013-07-26 09:19:03 AM
Ectoplasm?
 
2013-07-26 09:19:09 AM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Bourton did it.


2.bp.blogspot.com
FTFM
 
2013-07-26 09:20:59 AM
The comments in the article are excellent. I have a felling that the comment section for that article is going to be epic.
 
2013-07-26 09:21:31 AM
Handy picture of stupid looking cat:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-26 09:22:02 AM
cheesegod.com
 
2013-07-26 09:22:10 AM
That's asthma- hound chihuahua to you!
 
2013-07-26 09:23:37 AM
I loved that episode.
 
2013-07-26 09:25:06 AM
Libyans again.
 
2013-07-26 09:26:12 AM
I'm missing something. I'm not getting subby's reference.
 
2013-07-26 09:26:50 AM
Let's not make this about color!
 
2013-07-26 09:28:06 AM
The green paint did give Abe's head a green tint.
s16.postimg.org
 
2013-07-26 09:29:05 AM
That's it?

Here ya go

images.lowes.com
 
2013-07-26 09:29:34 AM
Seen fleeing the scene.
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-26 09:30:42 AM
This really sucks for those folks who planned on going to the LM but won't be in town long enough to wait for it to reopen.

Just a bunch of jerks too scared to spray paint a highway overpass
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-26 09:30:57 AM
Yet another Ted Nugent story?
 
2013-07-26 09:31:34 AM
they need to close the place for that until some guy can get around to pressure washing it off?
 
2013-07-26 09:31:54 AM
On the anniversary of the Crittenden-Johnson Resolution?  Coincidence?  I think not.

/don't think
 
2013-07-26 09:33:56 AM
It was probably the Joker, but the Jack Nicholson version.
 
2013-07-26 09:35:57 AM
Did anyone every figure out what the hell had he been drinking?
 
2013-07-26 09:39:05 AM
Nothing to see here; move along.

i72.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-26 09:42:08 AM
WhippingBoy:

Did anyone every figure out what the hell had he been drinking?

It smelled like whiskey, looked like wine.
 
2013-07-26 09:42:23 AM
This should be a prison sentence.
But watch the federal authoritarians jump al over this as if it were terrorism.
Meanwhile, the drone cop wouldn't let me set up my tripod to take a picture of that place.
Because maybe I was going to ... take too good a picture or launch a micro missile or something.
 
2013-07-26 09:45:40 AM
It's either some retarded white supremacist trying to "git back fer Lincoln freeing the dirkeys" or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.
 
2013-07-26 09:46:26 AM
FTA: "Capt. Steven Booker says the paint spill "appears intentional based off of the splatter." He says police are reviewing security camera footage to try to identify possible suspects."

Unfarking believable.
The Stoopid, it burns.
 
2013-07-26 09:49:11 AM
Richard C Stanford:

or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

Cool "Disco" Dan coming out of retirement?
 
2013-07-26 09:49:22 AM

Headso: they need to close the place for that until some guy can get around to pressure washing it off?


The federal government doesn't even recommend using pressure washers to wash marble headstones in government cemeteries (Arlington, for instance).

ncptt.nps.gov/wp-content/uploads/Best-Practices-Final.pdf

What are the chances they would be willing to use pressure washer to clean a national monument?
 
2013-07-26 09:51:01 AM

Richard C Stanford: It's either some retarded white supremacist trying to "git back fer Lincoln freeing the dirkeys" or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.


You'd think supremacists would go after the MLK memorial.
 
2013-07-26 09:51:51 AM
Richard C Stanford:

or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

Cool "Disco" Dan coming out of retirement?


Is P-Nut coming out of retirement too?
 
2013-07-26 09:51:57 AM

Deucetoo: I'm missing something. I'm not getting subby's reference.


http://nicktoons.nick.com/videos/clip/an-abe-divided-clip-2.html
 
2013-07-26 09:53:18 AM

RexTalionis: Headso: they need to close the place for that until some guy can get around to pressure washing it off?

The federal government doesn't even recommend using pressure washers to wash marble headstones in government cemeteries (Arlington, for instance).

ncptt.nps.gov/wp-content/uploads/Best-Practices-Final.pdf

What are the chances they would be willing to use pressure washer to clean a national monument?


Absolutely zero.
They'll first have a team of Ph.D. contractors do an analysis of the damage, which will take three years and force the entire monument to be closed. Then, another contractor will come in and cut out the damaged pieces and new pieces will be carved from the same limestone or marble that was originally used. That will take five years. The the new pieces will be installed, which will take until 2024.
Everybody gets paid.
 
2013-07-26 09:53:35 AM
bucket_pup:

Richard C Stanford:

or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

Cool "Disco" Dan coming out of retirement?

Is P-Nut coming out of retirement too?


I'm hoping for the "Surrender Dorothy" guy. That was actually pretty darn funny.
 
2013-07-26 09:54:03 AM

Rapmaster2000: Libyans again.


You'd think finally having the right to marry would have eased their vandalous ways.
 
2013-07-26 09:54:43 AM

Carth: Richard C Stanford: It's either some retarded white supremacist trying to "git back fer Lincoln freeing the dirkeys" or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

You'd think supremacists would go after the MLK memorial.


Did you read the comments? There seems to be a lot of Lincoln hate out there.
 
2013-07-26 09:55:25 AM

maxheck: Richard C Stanford:

or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

Cool "Disco" Dan coming out of retirement?


We should be so lucky.

quietlunch.com
 
2013-07-26 09:57:10 AM

maxheck: I'm hoping for the "Surrender Dorothy" guy. That was actually pretty darn funny.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-26 09:57:29 AM
You know who else preferred  Lincoln green?
 
2013-07-26 09:58:02 AM
Damn you, Jackson Pollock!
 
2013-07-26 09:58:09 AM

EKU Colonel: Deucetoo: I'm missing something. I'm not getting subby's reference.

http://nicktoons.nick.com/videos/clip/an-abe-divided-clip-2.html


Thank you.  I had no idea either.
 
2013-07-26 09:59:53 AM
blogs.riverfronttimes.com
 
2013-07-26 10:00:33 AM
Yeah the caramel corn was my touch.  It was an offering.  It pleases Lincoln. Don't knock it.
 
2013-07-26 10:06:14 AM
Possible picture of graffiti artists?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-26 10:06:51 AM

Richard C Stanford: It's either some retarded white supremacist trying to "git back fer Lincoln freeing the dirkeys" or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.


Or some Libertarian because he was the President that presided over the U.S. when it beat their chances of forming a Libertarian country.
 
2013-07-26 10:09:51 AM

WhippingBoy: Did anyone every figure out what the hell had he been drinking?


Nope, only that it's green.

img.fark.net
 
2013-07-26 10:12:08 AM
Wellon Dowd

maxheck: I'm hoping for the "Surrender Dorothy" guy. That was actually pretty darn funny.

i.imgur.com



Best part being, you can see where they painted over that to this day.

HotIgneous Intruder:

RexTalionis: Headso: they need to close the place for that until some guy can get around to pressure washing it off?

The federal government doesn't even recommend using pressure washers to wash marble headstones in government cemeteries (Arlington, for instance).

ncptt.nps.gov/wp-content/uploads/Best-Practices-Final.pdf

What are the chances they would be willing to use pressure washer to clean a national monument?

Absolutely zero.
They'll first have a team of Ph.D. contractors do an analysis of the damage, which will take three years and force the entire monument to be closed. Then, another contractor will come in and cut out the damaged pieces and new pieces will be carved from the same limestone or marble that was originally used. That will take five years. The the new pieces will be installed, which will take until 2024.
Everybody gets paid.


Actually, the Park Service is an organization that has it's act together. It'll be done quickly.

I happen to know the guy who was in charge of the lighting part of the Lincoln Memorial's recent renovation. Given that it was mostly paid for by private donations and everything came in on time and under budget, that might not be where you want to make an anti-government-waste rant.
 
2013-07-26 10:13:38 AM

Wellon Dowd: maxheck: Richard C Stanford:

or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

Cool "Disco" Dan coming out of retirement?

We should be so lucky.

[quietlunch.com image 640x414]


Yeah no shiat you still see his tags all along the redline and now and then down allys. They must have been there 20+ years.

I'm suprised by this, whenever I've been there at night there are at least 2 or 3 park rangers around.
 
2013-07-26 10:14:30 AM

Richard C Stanford: It's either some retarded white supremacist trying to "git back fer Lincoln freeing the dirkeys" or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.


Odds are some jackass Treyvon white knight did it to protest whitey
 
2013-07-26 10:24:59 AM
groppet:

Wellon Dowd: maxheck: Richard C Stanford:

or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

Cool "Disco" Dan coming out of retirement?

We should be so lucky.

[quietlunch.com image 640x414]

Yeah no shiat you still see his tags all along the redline and now and then down allys. They must have been there 20+ years.

I'm suprised by this, whenever I've been there at night there are at least 2 or 3 park rangers around.


"How do we do it? VOLUME!"

From what I understand, Cool "Disco" Dan was *hated* by other taggers. More talented sorts would spend a night doing some work that actually did look good, and then a week later along comes Cool "Disco" Dan to put his tag on top of it.
 
2013-07-26 10:27:25 AM

maxheck: "How do we do it? VOLUME!"

From what I understand, Cool "Disco" Dan was *hated* by other taggers. More talented sorts would spend a night doing some work that actually did look good, and then a week later along comes Cool "Disco" Dan to put his tag on top of it.


This is America. Were not impressed by quality.
 
2013-07-26 10:28:32 AM
Like the Vietnam memorial vandalism of 2007, the "message" or "point" the vandal is making is too obtuse to be known.
 
2013-07-26 10:29:44 AM
Smeggy Smurf:

Richard C Stanford: It's either some retarded white supremacist trying to "git back fer Lincoln freeing the dirkeys" or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

Odds are some jackass Treyvon white knight did it to protest whitey


Wow... What exactly is the chain of thought leading to that conclusion?
 
2013-07-26 10:30:54 AM

maxheck: Smeggy Smurf:

Richard C Stanford: It's either some retarded white supremacist trying to "git back fer Lincoln freeing the dirkeys" or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

Odds are some jackass Treyvon white knight did it to protest whitey

Wow... What exactly is the chain of thought leading to that conclusion?


Fetal alcohol syndrome, I guess.
 
2013-07-26 10:32:45 AM

maxheck: Actually, the Park Service is an organization that has it's act together. It'll be done quickly.

I happen to know the guy who was in charge of the lighting part of the Lincoln Memorial's recent renovation. Given that it was mostly paid for by private donations and everything came in on time and under budget, that might not be where you want to make an anti-government-waste rant.


The NPS does a great job, I think because it's pretty much been on a starvation diet since Clinton left office.  I'd worry more about DHS farking things up.
 
2013-07-26 10:33:23 AM

RexTalionis: maxheck: Smeggy Smurf:

Richard C Stanford: It's either some retarded white supremacist trying to "git back fer Lincoln freeing the dirkeys" or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

Odds are some jackass Treyvon white knight did it to protest whitey

Wow... What exactly is the chain of thought leading to that conclusion?

Fetal alcohol syndrome, I guess.


In fairness, it makes about as much sense as the Florida boycott, and people are doing that.
 
2013-07-26 10:33:38 AM
I'm going with just a couple of teenagers, nothing to see here.
 
2013-07-26 10:33:57 AM
Should be legal for geezers to lie in wait and taze the little cocksuckers who tag. Would open up a whole new industry of equipment, travel, licensing, reality shows, etc.
 
2013-07-26 10:37:25 AM

maxheck: Smeggy Smurf:

Richard C Stanford: It's either some retarded white supremacist trying to "git back fer Lincoln freeing the dirkeys" or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

Odds are some jackass Treyvon white knight did it to protest whitey

Wow... What exactly is the chain of thought leading to that conclusion?


The uneducated teenagers that did this associate Lincoln with slavery.  He's white.  Treyvon is dead.  KILL WHITEY!

It's not a stretch to see how a punk with no education and full of seething rage would do it.
 
2013-07-26 10:38:28 AM

sn82: I loved that episode.


This.
 
2013-07-26 10:39:50 AM
www.craveonline.com
Sounds like somebody is up to some monkey-business...
 
2013-07-26 10:41:12 AM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Bourton Smith did it. Burton stole it


FTFY
 
2013-07-26 10:41:37 AM

FLMountainMan: In fairness, it makes about as much sense as the Florida boycott, and people are doing that.


I boycott Florida, most mostly because the state is a swamp and I have no desire to be in a swamp.
 
2013-07-26 10:41:46 AM

maxheck: Richard C Stanford:

or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

Cool "Disco" Dan coming out of retirement?


Borf lives!
 
2013-07-26 10:42:40 AM
My first thought was "paintball on the lawn".
Nothing in the article indicates that that was the case.  I now, however, would like to play paintball on the memorial lawn.
 
2013-07-26 10:43:59 AM

RexTalionis: FLMountainMan: In fairness, it makes about as much sense as the Florida boycott, and people are doing that.

I boycott Florida, most mostly because the state is a swamp and I have no desire to be in a swamp.


Thank you.
 
2013-07-26 10:47:35 AM

abhorrent1: That's it?

Here ya go

[images.lowes.com image 350x350]


they make it in spray bottle?!  I only have the little tin can of it and it's friggin awesome!
 
2013-07-26 10:58:04 AM
How do they know it's paint?
 
2013-07-26 11:03:18 AM
Blah blah blah Lincoln blah blah "Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian" blah blah blah....

and relevant to my interests:

willitsuck.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-26 11:03:47 AM

ongbok: Carth: Richard C Stanford: It's either some retarded white supremacist trying to "git back fer Lincoln freeing the dirkeys" or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

You'd think supremacists would go after the MLK memorial.

Did you read the comments? There seems to be a lot of Lincoln hate out there.


My favorite part... they're all facebook accounts.

So much for the hypothesis linking Facebook to commenting sites would clean up the comments...
 
2013-07-26 11:05:44 AM

Headso: they need to close the place for that until some guy can get around to pressure washing it off?


Hey, it ain't easy cleaning green.
 
2013-07-26 11:14:46 AM

Deucetoo: I'm missing something. I'm not getting subby's reference.


Ren & Stimpy
 
2013-07-26 11:14:54 AM
Smeggy Smurf:

maxheck: Smeggy Smurf:

Richard C Stanford: It's either some retarded white supremacist trying to "git back fer Lincoln freeing the dirkeys" or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

Odds are some jackass Treyvon white knight did it to protest whitey

Wow... What exactly is the chain of thought leading to that conclusion?

The uneducated teenagers that did this associate Lincoln with slavery. He's white. Treyvon is dead. KILL WHITEY!

It's not a stretch to see how a punk with no education and full of seething rage would do it.


I suppose not. There are elected officials who have danced half-naked with strippers in the duck-shiat infested reflecting pool in front of the Lincoln Memorial.

But it takes a Smeggy Smurf to associate splatting green paint on the Lincoln Memorial with some act of civil rebellion.
 
2013-07-26 11:15:50 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: FTA: "Capt. Steven Booker says the paint spill "appears intentional based off of the splatter." He says police are reviewing security camera footage to try to identify possible suspects."

Unfarking believable.
The Stoopid, it burns.


With all of the green painted memorials around there who knows it could have been an accident.

/fine police work there, Lou
 
2013-07-26 11:16:11 AM
With the green paint, I suspect they were going for this sort of look with Lincoln...

img856.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-26 11:17:34 AM
When I Google for "green paint protest", the first thing that comes up is PETA's anti-meat campaign.  That doesn't make any sense whatsoever here, but then when does PETA ever make sense?
 
2013-07-26 11:18:43 AM

WelldeadLink: WhippingBoy: Did anyone every figure out what the hell had he been drinking?

Nope, only that it's green.

[img.fark.net image 640x480]


"I don't know what it's in it / except for caffeine / despite having drunk it since I was a teen"
 
2013-07-26 11:23:55 AM

meat0918: ongbok: Carth: Richard C Stanford: It's either some retarded white supremacist trying to "git back fer Lincoln freeing the dirkeys" or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

You'd think supremacists would go after the MLK memorial.

Did you read the comments? There seems to be a lot of Lincoln hate out there.

My favorite part... they're all facebook accounts.

So much for the hypothesis linking Facebook to commenting sites would clean up the comments...


No one believed that.  It was a scam to help organize advertising dollars.  If you want polite, informative discussions on the internet, you'll find sites with pseudonymous identities, and rigorous moderation do best(not fark).
 
2013-07-26 11:24:41 AM

maxheck: Absolutely zero.
They'll first have a team of Ph.D. contractors do an analysis of the damage, which will take three years and force the entire monument to be closed. Then, another contractor will come in and cut out the damaged pieces and new pieces will be carved from the same limestone or marble that was originally used. That will take five years. The the new pieces will be installed, which will take until 2024.
Everybody gets paid.

Actually, the Park Service is an organization that has it's act together. It'll be done quickly.

I happen to know the guy who was in charge of the lighting part of the Lincoln Memorial's recent renovation. Given that it was mostly paid for by private donations and everything came in on time and under budget, that might not be where you want to make an anti-government-waste rant.


A Washington toady SPEAKS!
Tell us more, Washington Toady!
 
2013-07-26 11:26:29 AM

milowitz: HotIgneous Intruder: FTA: "Capt. Steven Booker says the paint spill "appears intentional based off of the splatter." He says police are reviewing security camera footage to try to identify possible suspects."

Unfarking believable.
The Stoopid, it burns.

With all of the green painted memorials around there who knows it could have been an accident.

/fine police work there, Lou


Gawd, I'm telling you.
Last time I visited the National Mall, there were multiple incidents of accidental green paint throwing. People just have to be more careful with their open buckets of green paint.
sigh.
 
2013-07-26 11:29:14 AM

OtherLittleGuy: Blah blah blah Lincoln blah blah "Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian" blah blah blah....

and relevant to my interests:

[willitsuck.files.wordpress.com image 425x630]


OMG Dat Ass.
 
2013-07-26 11:31:50 AM

Deep Contact: How do they know it's paint?


Leprechaun jism?
 
2013-07-26 11:33:37 AM

ikanreed: meat0918: ongbok: Carth: Richard C Stanford: It's either some retarded white supremacist trying to "git back fer Lincoln freeing the dirkeys" or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

You'd think supremacists would go after the MLK memorial.

Did you read the comments? There seems to be a lot of Lincoln hate out there.

My favorite part... they're all facebook accounts.

So much for the hypothesis linking Facebook to commenting sites would clean up the comments...

No one believed that.  It was a scam to help organize advertising dollars.  If you want polite, informative discussions on the internet, you'll find sites with pseudonymous identities, and rigorous moderation do best(not fark).


Rigorous moderation becomes censorship to the extreme, resulting in the creation of an echo chamber.  It's better to let a few trolls slip through than to remove someone that just has a differing opinion than the moderator on duty.
 
2013-07-26 11:35:06 AM
i0.wp.com

/wanted for questioning
 
2013-07-26 11:35:10 AM

Smeggy Smurf: maxheck: Smeggy Smurf:

Richard C Stanford: It's either some retarded white supremacist trying to "git back fer Lincoln freeing the dirkeys" or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

Odds are some jackass Treyvon white knight did it to protest whitey

Wow... What exactly is the chain of thought leading to that conclusion?

The uneducated teenagers that did this associate Lincoln with slavery.  He's white.  Treyvon is dead.  KILL WHITEY!

It's not a stretch to see how a punk with no education and full of seething rage would do it.


You certainly do seem to have expertise in this area.
 
2013-07-26 11:36:17 AM
medias.lepost.fr

Security footage of the incident.
 
2013-07-26 11:39:51 AM
HotIgneous Intruder:

milowitz: HotIgneous Intruder: FTA: "Capt. Steven Booker says the paint spill "appears intentional based off of the splatter." He says police are reviewing security camera footage to try to identify possible suspects."

Unfarking believable.
The Stoopid, it burns.

With all of the green painted memorials around there who knows it could have been an accident.

/fine police work there, Lou

Gawd, I'm telling you.
Last time I visited the National Mall, there were multiple incidents of accidental green paint throwing. People just have to be more careful with their open buckets of green paint.
sigh.


Really?

You know, if you're going to make shiat up and lie, you should probably get a job at Fox first.
 
2013-07-26 11:42:32 AM

evilsofa: When I Google for "green paint protest", the first thing that comes up is PETA's anti-meat campaign.  That doesn't make any sense whatsoever here, but then when does PETA ever make sense?


Don't you see? Under Lincoln there was never a time more horses were forced into bloody conflict where the injured were mercilessly executed.
 
2013-07-26 11:44:22 AM

Intrepid00: Don't you see? Under Lincoln there was never a time more horses were forced into bloody conflict where the injured were mercilessly executed.


WWI
 
2013-07-26 11:46:52 AM

WhippingBoy: Did anyone every figure out what the hell had he been drinking?


...could be water, could be wine...
 
2013-07-26 11:47:22 AM
Bet it was a damned   Pollack
 
2013-07-26 11:51:36 AM

Richard Saunders: On the anniversary of the Crittenden-Johnson Resolution?  Coincidence?  I think not.

/don't think


I wonder what other non-coincidences this could be. Search Wikipedia for important events on that date, there's dozens! It's a conspiracy!
 
2013-07-26 11:51:46 AM

vudukungfu: Intrepid00: Don't you see? Under Lincoln there was never a time more horses were forced into bloody conflict where the injured were mercilessly executed.

WWI


Guess they should check the DC WW1 memorial nearby fro green paint.
 
2013-07-26 11:51:57 AM
This type of reprehensible act is unfortunate but it did not permanently damage the memorial and this incident further underscores the need for the National Park Service to provide more funding and more personnel so as to provide a higher level of deterrence through officer presence. We are fortunate that this deplorable act can be remedied but caution that we are lucky that this wasn't an act of terrorism.


Geez dude calm down a little bit before you rupture something.
 
2013-07-26 11:56:14 AM
OtherLittleGuy:

(happy girl bottom.JPG)
Ok, that's cute and appealing.
 
2013-07-26 11:56:56 AM

meat0918: ikanreed: meat0918: ongbok: Carth: Richard C Stanford: It's either some retarded white supremacist trying to "git back fer Lincoln freeing the dirkeys" or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

You'd think supremacists would go after the MLK memorial.

Did you read the comments? There seems to be a lot of Lincoln hate out there.

My favorite part... they're all facebook accounts.

So much for the hypothesis linking Facebook to commenting sites would clean up the comments...

No one believed that.  It was a scam to help organize advertising dollars.  If you want polite, informative discussions on the internet, you'll find sites with pseudonymous identities, and rigorous moderation do best(not fark).

Rigorous moderation becomes censorship to the extreme, resulting in the creation of an echo chamber.  It's better to let a few trolls slip through than to remove someone that just has a differing opinion than the moderator on duty.


It really doesn't though.  You kill the following things, and the rest just follows: blatant bigotry, low-content posts, and repetitive memes.  Pretty much every terrible poster engages in one of those.
 
2013-07-26 11:57:55 AM
i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-26 11:58:03 AM
It's almost funny in how pathetic it looks. You can almost see someone with a half-pint of green paint smuggled under their coat, furtively looking around to see if anyone is watching, thinking to himself "Man, this is going to be so badass, I'll drench this statue in green and then they'll know man, they'll know what this country is really about, man!"

Yeah turns out that statue is pretty big huh? You may need a second coat there, Che.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-26 11:58:14 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: maxheck: Absolutely zero.
They'll first have a team of Ph.D. contractors do an analysis of the damage, which will take three years and force the entire monument to be closed. Then, another contractor will come in and cut out the damaged pieces and new pieces will be carved from the same limestone or marble that was originally used. That will take five years. The the new pieces will be installed, which will take until 2024.
Everybody gets paid.

Actually, the Park Service is an organization that has it's act together. It'll be done quickly.

I happen to know the guy who was in charge of the lighting part of the Lincoln Memorial's recent renovation. Given that it was mostly paid for by private donations and everything came in on time and under budget, that might not be where you want to make an anti-government-waste rant.

A Washington toady SPEAKS!888
Tell us more, Washington Toady!


*plonk*
 
2013-07-26 11:58:47 AM
So Ren and Stimpy are Muslims?

Green has religious significance in Islam.
 
2013-07-26 12:02:02 PM
Good work to the people referencing cool disco Dan. My background of my work PC is a cool disco Dan tag. I was playing chuck brown all day yesterday and was nostalgic.
 
2013-07-26 12:04:52 PM

offmymeds: So Ren and Stimpy are Muslims?

Green has religious significance in Islam.


Yes and it's the color of money so it could be an economic protest. It's also the color of weed so it may have been about legalizing it. It's also the color of paing that's on sale at mikes hardware for 25% off due to the shade being discontinued.

It's nice to see thinly vailed biggetey but it was paint not a bomb so not likely to be Islam.
 
2013-07-26 12:05:35 PM

maxheck: HotIgneous Intruder:

milowitz: HotIgneous Intruder: FTA: "Capt. Steven Booker says the paint spill "appears intentional based off of the splatter." He says police are reviewing security camera footage to try to identify possible suspects."

Unfarking believable.
The Stoopid, it burns.

With all of the green painted memorials around there who knows it could have been an accident.

/fine police work there, Lou

Gawd, I'm telling you.
Last time I visited the National Mall, there were multiple incidents of accidental green paint throwing. People just have to be more careful with their open buckets of green paint.
sigh.

Really?

You know, if you're going to make shiat up and lie, you should probably get a job at Fox first.


You're pretty autistic, aren't you?
The foregoing commentary was made in the context of the stupid cop saying it looked intentional.
The humor lies in the absurdist notion that people walk around Washington with green paint all the time and that multiple accidental splashings of green paint are common.
But I guess you missed that.
 
2013-07-26 12:09:20 PM

blatz514: [blogs.riverfronttimes.com image 750x600]


This reminds me of a CSB.  I created a monster at my place of employment.  My "neighbor" has a habit of walking away, even going home with his computer unlocked.  Just sitting there waiting for somebody to mess with it.  So, one day, I did.  I sent a nice juicy love note, about how *he* wanted to have another male co workers baby, loins burning for him....ect, ect, ect.  Well, everybody got a good laugh, but now it isn't safe to even walk 10 feet away from your computer and leave it unlocked.

To the CSB portion....a number of months ago, the same guy, again, left his computer.  So, being the good co-worker that I am, helped myself into his email and sent another co-worker a lovely email that consisted of nothing other than penis penis penis penis repeated a few hundred times.  As I walked away from his desk with a childish grin on my face, I happened to walk past the email recipients office....where to my horror, he was in a meeting, with his computer on a projector, with a director in his office, while on a Web-X with one of our facilities with a couple of ladies on the other end of the web-x.

His email wasn't up, but he gets that little bubble pop up giving a preview of the email.  He and the director saw it, and he thinks he killed it fast enough that the participants on the other side of the web-x didn't notice.  But the director sure did.  He got a laugh out of it....I never fessed up.  The emailer and the emailee know it was me, but the director doesn't know this, and doesn't need too.
 
2013-07-26 12:12:33 PM

Smeggy Smurf: maxheck: Smeggy Smurf:

Richard C Stanford: It's either some retarded white supremacist trying to "git back fer Lincoln freeing the dirkeys" or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

Odds are some jackass Treyvon white knight did it to protest whitey

Wow... What exactly is the chain of thought leading to that conclusion?

The uneducated teenagers that did this associate Lincoln with slavery.  He's white.  Treyvon is dead.  KILL WHITEY!

It's not a stretch to see how a punk with no education and full of seething rage would do it.


Well, that demographic is still up in arms, so I wouldn't be surprised if this is another pointless protest.
 
2013-07-26 12:13:45 PM

JusticeandIndependence: This type of reprehensible act is unfortunate but it did not permanently damage the memorial and this incident further underscores the need for the National Park Service to provide more funding and more personnel so as to provide a higher level of deterrence through officer presence. We are fortunate that this deplorable act can be remedied but caution that we are lucky that this wasn't an act of terrorism.


Geez dude calm down a little bit before you rupture something.


Well the guy has a point. With modern telephoto lenses and digital zoom, a squad of para-military LEOs forcing you to remain half a block away, big deal, you're still plenty close enough. And when the Army starts unloading surplus tanks due to all the new ones they'll be getting, the Park Service can snap a few of them up for pocket change and start deterring the shiat out of stuff. You'll get all the deterrence you can stand and a pinch more for afters.
 
2013-07-26 12:20:59 PM
/came here for a ghost busters related picture/reply
//leaving very disappointed.
 
2013-07-26 12:21:50 PM

offmymeds: So Ren and Stimpy are Muslims?

Green has religious significance in Islam.


Green is also the color of the vestments worn by Catholic priests during Ordinary Time, which focuses on the three-year period of Jesus' public ministry. So it could be urging the Church to rededicate itself to Social Justice issues.
 
2013-07-26 12:22:57 PM
Illuminutti.
 
2013-07-26 12:24:55 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: This should be a prison sentence.
But watch the federal authoritarians jump al over this as if it were terrorism.


You should see the arguments that classics scholars and political scientists have over the vandalism of statues in Athens during the Peloponnesian war (~470 BCE)! They still debate whether Alcibiades vandalised the statues of Hermes before lanching on a mission against Syracuse (Spartans?). The vandalism had so strong an effect on Athenian morale and political stability that the event, and ancient discussions of it, are still talked about. Any members of US government who took political theory at the University of Chicago, or some other Ivy Leage schools, would have about 2500 years of precedent to consider vandalising statues an act of terrorism or an act of treachery with dramatic consequences. Well...melodramatic consequences, anyways.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-26 12:25:03 PM

Wellon Dowd: offmymeds: So Ren and Stimpy are Muslims?

Green has religious significance in Islam.

Green is also the color of the vestments worn by Catholic priests during Ordinary Time, which focuses on the three-year period of Jesus' public ministry. So it could be urging the Church to rededicate itself to Social Justice issues.


And green is the colour of her kind...

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-26 12:28:44 PM

JMel: blatz514: [blogs.riverfronttimes.com image 750x600]

This reminds me of a CSB.  I created a monster at my place of employment.  My "neighbor" has a habit of walking away, even going home with his computer unlocked.  Just sitting there waiting for somebody to mess with it.  So, one day, I did.  I sent a nice juicy love note, about how *he* wanted to have another male co workers baby, loins burning for him....ect, ect, ect.  Well, everybody got a good laugh, but now it isn't safe to even walk 10 feet away from your computer and leave it unlocked.

To the CSB portion....a number of months ago, the same guy, again, left his computer.  So, being the good co-worker that I am, helped myself into his email and sent another co-worker a lovely email that consisted of nothing other than penis penis penis penis repeated a few hundred times.  As I walked away from his desk with a childish grin on my face, I happened to walk past the email recipients office....where to my horror, he was in a meeting, with his computer on a projector, with a director in his office, while on a Web-X with one of our facilities with a couple of ladies on the other end of the web-x.

His email wasn't up, but he gets that little bubble pop up giving a preview of the email.  He and the director saw it, and he thinks he killed it fast enough that the participants on the other side of the web-x didn't notice.  But the director sure did.  He got a laugh out of it....I never fessed up.  The emailer and the emailee know it was me, but the director doesn't know this, and doesn't need too.


I'm impressed you were working while in middle school
 
2013-07-26 12:32:24 PM
Perhaps someone asked Lincoln a question to which he replied "I don't know."
 
2013-07-26 12:32:41 PM

Wellon Dowd: offmymeds: So Ren and Stimpy are Muslims?

Green has religious significance in Islam.

Green is also the color of the vestments worn by Catholic priests during Ordinary Time, which focuses on the three-year period of Jesus' public ministry. So it could be urging the Church to rededicate itself to Social Justice issues.


Interesting, but I just can't imagine Catholic priests vandalizing a national monument. But before you start playing the racist card, I really don't think it was done by Muslims, either. My comment was intended for humorous purposes only.
 
2013-07-26 12:35:05 PM

offmymeds: Wellon Dowd: offmymeds: So Ren and Stimpy are Muslims?

Green has religious significance in Islam.

Green is also the color of the vestments worn by Catholic priests during Ordinary Time, which focuses on the three-year period of Jesus' public ministry. So it could be urging the Church to rededicate itself to Social Justice issues.

Interesting, but I just can't imagine Catholic priests vandalizing a national monument. But before you start playing the racist card, I really don't think it was done by Muslims, either. My comment was intended for humorous purposes only.


You're not funny.
 
2013-07-26 12:35:11 PM
 farkin Whigs!!!
 
2013-07-26 12:35:36 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: It was probably the Joker, but the Jack Nicholson version.


Not quite correct.


i586.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-26 12:39:31 PM
 I'm guessing they showed up with A bucket of paint thinking they "were goin to fark shiat up!"
Looks like all they managed was to mess up some poor maintenance workers weekend.
 
2013-07-26 12:40:35 PM

maxheck: I suppose not. There are elected officials who have danced half-naked with strippers in the duck-shiat infested reflecting pool in front of the Lincoln Memorial.


"You can't arrest me, I'm chairman of the House Ways and Means committee!"
 
2013-07-26 12:44:25 PM
www.jonthedots.com

Wanted for questioning
 
2013-07-26 12:45:32 PM
Xcott:

maxheck: I suppose not. There are elected officials who have danced half-naked with strippers in the duck-shiat infested reflecting pool in front of the Lincoln Memorial.

"You can't arrest me, I'm chairman of the House Ways and Means committee!"


Best and brightest we have to offer.

Also, I was wrong. They were in the Tidal Pool.
 
2013-07-26 12:45:45 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: This should be a prison sentence.
But watch the federal authoritarians jump al over this as if it were terrorism.
Meanwhile, the drone cop wouldn't let me set up my tripod to take a picture of that place.
Because maybe I was going to ... take too good a picture or launch a micro missile or something.


I guess I got pretty lucky. This was late at night on a weeknight...
waterrockets.smugmug.com
 
2013-07-26 12:45:49 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Deep Contact: How do they know it's paint?

Leprechaun jism?


Spocks  blood.
 
2013-07-26 12:47:10 PM
Before anyone jumps to the conclusion that this was vandalism by southerners trying to get back at Lincoln, I should point out that the vandals didn't leave any vehicles up on blocks, or three stepladders duct-taped together.
 
rpm
2013-07-26 12:50:09 PM
Wanted for questioning
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-26 12:55:27 PM

JMel: blatz514: [blogs.riverfronttimes.com image 750x600]

This reminds me of a CSB.  I created a monster at my place of employment.  My "neighbor" has a habit of walking away, even going home with his computer unlocked.  Just sitting there waiting for somebody to mess with it.  So, one day, I did.  I sent a nice juicy love note, about how *he* wanted to have another male co workers baby, loins burning for him....ect, ect, ect.  Well, everybody got a good laugh, but now it isn't safe to even walk 10 feet away from your computer and leave it unlocked.

To the CSB portion....a number of months ago, the same guy, again, left his computer.  So, being the good co-worker that I am, helped myself into his email and sent another co-worker a lovely email that consisted of nothing other than penis penis penis penis repeated a few hundred times.  As I walked away from his desk with a childish grin on my face, I happened to walk past the email recipients office....where to my horror, he was in a meeting, with his computer on a projector, with a director in his office, while on a Web-X with one of our facilities with a couple of ladies on the other end of the web-x.

His email wasn't up, but he gets that little bubble pop up giving a preview of the email.  He and the director saw it, and he thinks he killed it fast enough that the participants on the other side of the web-x didn't notice.  But the director sure did.  He got a laugh out of it....I never fessed up.  The emailer and the emailee know it was me, but the director doesn't know this, and doesn't need too.


Where is the "Cool" part of that story.

Cuz really, you come off as a complete twatwaddle. An Innocent person who did nothing more then rely on the maturity and trustworthiness of his co-workers could have been fired for that, and the company sued for creating a hostile work environment.  So again... how was this a "Cool" story?

Plus it had absolutely nothing to do with the subject at hand, unless you are comparing yourself to the antediluvian slug(s) that vandalized the statue, in which case I wholeheartedly agree.
 
2013-07-26 12:56:47 PM

anfrind: offmymeds: Wellon Dowd: offmymeds: So Ren and Stimpy are Muslims?

Green has religious significance in Islam.

Green is also the color of the vestments worn by Catholic priests during Ordinary Time, which focuses on the three-year period of Jesus' public ministry. So it could be urging the Church to rededicate itself to Social Justice issues.

Interesting, but I just can't imagine Catholic priests vandalizing a national monument. But before you start playing the racist card, I really don't think it was done by Muslims, either. My comment was intended for humorous purposes only.

You're not funny.


See that red block at the bottom of the page where it says "Notify moderators about this thread"? Click on it.
 
2013-07-26 12:57:57 PM
There are probably people right now thinking Xcott and Max can't be farking serious...
 
2013-07-26 01:05:55 PM
offmymeds:

Green has religious significance in Islam.

As it does in Roman Catholicism, or Chinese Buddhism.

If you have a point to make, vomit it out. Go on.
 
2013-07-26 01:13:44 PM

maxheck: offmymeds:

Green has religious significance in Islam.

As it does in Roman Catholicism, or Chinese Buddhism.

If you have a point to make, vomit it out. Go on.


No point at all. Just a failed attempt at humor.

offmymeds: Wellon Dowd: offmymeds: So Ren and Stimpy are Muslims?

Green has religious significance in Islam.

Green is also the color of the vestments worn by Catholic priests during Ordinary Time, which focuses on the three-year period of Jesus' public ministry. So it could be urging the Church to rededicate itself to Social Justice issues.

Interesting, but I just can't imagine Catholic priests vandalizing a national monument. But before you start playing the racist card, I really don't think it was done by Muslims, either. My comment was intended for humorous purposes only.


anfrind: offmymeds: Wellon Dowd: offmymeds: So Ren and Stimpy are Muslims?

Green has religious significance in Islam.

Green is also the color of the vestments worn by Catholic priests during Ordinary Time, which focuses on the three-year period of Jesus' public ministry. So it could be urging the Church to rededicate itself to Social Justice issues.

Interesting, but I just can't imagine Catholic priests vandalizing a national monument. But before you start playing the racist card, I really don't think it was done by Muslims, either. My comment was intended for humorous purposes only.


You're not funny.

offmymeds: anfrind: offmymeds: Wellon Dowd: offmymeds: So Ren and Stimpy are Muslims?

Green has religious significance in Islam.

Green is also the color of the vestments worn by Catholic priests during Ordinary Time, which focuses on the three-year period of Jesus' public ministry. So it could be urging the Church to rededicate itself to Social Justice issues.

Interesting, but I just can't imagine Catholic priests vandalizing a national monument. But before you start playing the racist card, I really don't think it was done by Muslims, either. My comment was intended for humorous purposes only.

You're not funny.


See that red block at the bottom of the page where it says "Notify moderators about this thread"? Click on it.

Or you could just put me on your ignore list if typing a lot of words all at one time is too hard for you.
 
2013-07-26 01:19:37 PM

germ78: Perhaps someone asked Lincoln a question to which he replied "I don't know."


*Dies laughing* 114-ish and done... +1 sir/madam
 
2013-07-26 01:20:30 PM
offmymeds:

maxheck: offmymeds:

Green has religious significance in Islam.

As it does in Roman Catholicism, or Chinese Buddhism.

If you have a point to make, vomit it out. Go on.

No point at all. Just a failed attempt at humor.


Failed attempts at humor are pretty much my stock in trade.

Protip: If no one can realize it's a failed joke, it's not a joke.
 
2013-07-26 01:24:19 PM

maxheck: offmymeds:

maxheck: offmymeds:

Green has religious significance in Islam.

As it does in Roman Catholicism, or Chinese Buddhism.

If you have a point to make, vomit it out. Go on.

No point at all. Just a failed attempt at humor.

Failed attempts at humor are pretty much my stock in trade.

Protip: If no one can realize it's a failed joke, it's not a joke.


images.sodahead.com
 
2013-07-26 01:28:48 PM

John the Magnificent: JMel: blatz514: [blogs.riverfronttimes.com image 750x600]

To the CSB portion....

Where is the "Cool" part of that story.

Cuz really, you come off as a complete twatwaddle. An Innocent person who did nothing more then rely on the maturity and trustworthiness of his co-workers could have been fired for that, and the company sued for creating a hostile work environment.  So again... how was this a "Cool" story?


This.

A few years back, a bored coworker used a moment while I stepped away from my desk to send a resignation email to my manager.  (Fortunately, it was only taken seriously for about ten minutes.)

I'm still there, but both the instigator and the manager aren't. (Not causally related, just ironic in retrospect.)
 
2013-07-26 01:36:04 PM

PScooter63: John the Magnificent: JMel: blatz514: [blogs.riverfronttimes.com image 750x600]

To the CSB portion....

Where is the "Cool" part of that story.

Cuz really, you come off as a complete twatwaddle. An Innocent person who did nothing more then rely on the maturity and trustworthiness of his co-workers could have been fired for that, and the company sued for creating a hostile work environment.  So again... how was this a "Cool" story?

This.

A few years back, a bored coworker used a moment while I stepped away from my desk to send a resignation email to my manager.  (Fortunately, it was only taken seriously for about ten minutes.)

I'm still there, but both the instigator and the manager aren't. (Not causally related, just ironic in retrospect.)


At my work if someone walks away from his computer an email gets sent out to the team that he is buying lunch for everyone, its in our code of business conduct tha w can be fired for walking away from your computer unlocked so the person just bites the bullet and orders a pizza
 
2013-07-26 01:40:11 PM

Headso: they need to close the place for that until some guy can get around to pressure washing it off?


They can't clean until they dust everything for fingerprints. Could take a while. They're checking the NSA's phone records right now to see who was there. That way they can bring Federal Terrorism charges and put the terrorist slimeballs in prison for the mandatory minimum of 20 years.

See, another terrorist plot foiled by the essential monitoring of all US citizens.
 
2013-07-26 01:43:19 PM

WhippingBoy: Did anyone every figure out what the hell had he been drinking?


Lincoln, Lincoln, I've been thinking what the hell have you been drinking?
 
2013-07-26 02:16:08 PM

shirtsbyeric: WhippingBoy: Did anyone every figure out what the hell had he been drinking?

Lincoln, Lincoln, I've been thinking what the hell have you been drinking?


I don't know what he was drinking, but his inebriated state would explain why this good old man jumped out the window with his dick in his hand...
 
2013-07-26 02:34:38 PM

maxheck: Smeggy Smurf:

Richard C Stanford: It's either some retarded white supremacist trying to "git back fer Lincoln freeing the dirkeys" or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

Odds are some jackass Treyvon white knight did it to protest whitey

Wow... What exactly is the chain of thought leading to that conclusion?


That he's a George Zimmerman looking for any excuse to defend him, directly or indirectly even in threads that don't concern GZ, which is why you see another GZ fan coming to make excuses for him.
 
2013-07-26 02:36:37 PM

offmymeds: So Ren and Stimpy are Muslims?

Green has religious significance in Islam.


Green also has significance among the Irish but I don't see them getting blamed.
 
2013-07-26 02:39:00 PM
fc02.deviantart.net

//fark George Zimmerman
 
2013-07-26 02:44:22 PM
maxheck: offmymeds:

Green has religious significance in Islam.

As it does in Roman Catholicism, or Chinese Buddhism.

If you have a point to make, vomit it out. Go on.


No point at all. Just a failed attempt at humor.

offmymeds: Wellon Dowd: offmymeds: So Ren and Stimpy are Muslims?

Green has religious significance in Islam.

Green is also the color of the vestments worn by Catholic priests during Ordinary Time, which focuses on the three-year period of Jesus' public ministry. So it could be urging the Church to rededicate itself to Social Justice issues.

Interesting, but I just can't imagine Catholic priests vandalizing a national monument. But before you start playing the racist card, I really don't think it was done by Muslims, either. My comment was intended for humorous purposes only.


anfrind: offmymeds: Wellon Dowd: offmymeds: So Ren and Stimpy are Muslims?

Green has religious significance in Islam.

Green is also the color of the vestments worn by Catholic priests during Ordinary Time, which focuses on the three-year period of Jesus' public ministry. So it could be urging the Church to rededicate itself to Social Justice issues.

Interesting, but I just can't imagine Catholic priests vandalizing a national monument. But before you start playing the racist card, I really don't think it was done by Muslims, either. My comment was intended for humorous purposes only.


You're not funny.

offmymeds: anfrind: offmymeds: Wellon Dowd: offmymeds: So Ren and Stimpy are Muslims?

Green has religious significance in Islam.

Green is also the color of the vestments worn by Catholic priests during Ordinary Time, which focuses on the three-year period of Jesus' public ministry. So it could be urging the Church to rededicate itself to Social Justice issues.

Interesting, but I just can't imagine Catholic priests vandalizing a national monument. But before you start playing the racist card, I really don't think it was done by Muslims, either. My comment was intended for humorous purposes only.

You're not funny.


See that red block at the bottom of the page where it says "Notify moderators about this thread"? Click on it.

Or you could just put me on your ignore list if typing a lot of words all at one time is too hard for you.
So not only are you not funny, but you also become a cry baby when it's pointed out to you.
 
2013-07-26 03:05:28 PM

cardex: PScooter63: John the Magnificent: JMel: blatz514: [blogs.riverfronttimes.com image 750x600]

To the CSB portion....

Where is the "Cool" part of that story.

Cuz really, you come off as a complete twatwaddle. An Innocent person who did nothing more then rely on the maturity and trustworthiness of his co-workers could have been fired for that, and the company sued for creating a hostile work environment.  So again... how was this a "Cool" story?

This.

A few years back, a bored coworker used a moment while I stepped away from my desk to send a resignation email to my manager.  (Fortunately, it was only taken seriously for about ten minutes.)

I'm still there, but both the instigator and the manager aren't. (Not causally related, just ironic in retrospect.)

At my work if someone walks away from his computer an email gets sent out to the team that he is buying lunch for everyone, its in our code of business conduct tha w can be fired for walking away from your computer unlocked so the person just bites the bullet and orders a pizza


An entire office full of twatwaddles so untrustworthy and immature that you need to have policies in place that threaten termination just to make sure you act like grown-ups?

Do you work on Wall Street?
 
2013-07-26 03:32:18 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-26 03:41:33 PM

Latinwolf: offmymeds: So Ren and Stimpy are Muslims?

Green has religious significance in Islam.

Green also has significance among the Irish but I don't see them getting blamed.


Latinwolf: maxheck: offmymeds:

Green has religious significance in Islam.

As it does in Roman Catholicism, or Chinese Buddhism.

If you have a point to make, vomit it out. Go on.

No point at all. Just a failed attempt at humor.

offmymeds: Wellon Dowd: offmymeds: So Ren and Stimpy are Muslims?

Green has religious significance in Islam.

Green is also the color of the vestments worn by Catholic priests during Ordinary Time, which focuses on the three-year period of Jesus' public ministry. So it could be urging the Church to rededicate itself to Social Justice issues.

Interesting, but I just can't imagine Catholic priests vandalizing a national monument. But before you start playing the racist card, I really don't think it was done by Muslims, either. My comment was intended for humorous purposes only.

anfrind: offmymeds: Wellon Dowd: offmymeds: So Ren and Stimpy are Muslims?

Green has religious significance in Islam.

Green is also the color of the vestments worn by Catholic priests during Ordinary Time, which focuses on the three-year period of Jesus' public ministry. So it could be urging the Church to rededicate itself to Social Justice issues.

Interesting, but I just can't imagine Catholic priests vandalizing a national monument. But before you start playing the racist card, I really don't think it was done by Muslims, either. My comment was intended for humorous purposes only.

You're not funny.

offmymeds: anfrind: offmymeds: Wellon Dowd: offmymeds: So Ren and Stimpy are Muslims?

Green has religious significance in Islam.

Green is also the color of the vestments worn by Catholic priests during Ordinary Time, which focuses on the three-year period of Jesus' public ministry. So it could be urging the Church to rededicate itself to Social Justice issues.

Interesting, but I just can't imagine Catholic priests vandalizing a national monument. But before you start playing the racist card, I really don't think it was done by Muslims, either. My comment was intended f ...


Okay, let me try to put a stop to this once and for all. I made an apparently poor choice in judgement and I'm sorry if I deeply offended anybody by my unintended racism. Seriously.
 
2013-07-26 03:41:34 PM
Looks to me like someone else discovered that a 1:00 AM Shamrock Shake is not a good antidote for 5 hours of hard drinking.
wttg.images.worldnow.com
 
2013-07-26 03:43:40 PM
CSB: We were there on Wednesday. I took some pictures.
 
2013-07-26 03:44:08 PM

anotar: Looks to me like someone else discovered that a 1:00 AM Shamrock Shake is not a good antidote for 5 hours of hard drinking.
[wttg.images.worldnow.com image 640x360]


Looks like Incredible Hulk cum.
 
2013-07-26 04:08:20 PM

offmymeds: Okay, let me try to put a stop to this once and for all. I made an apparently poor choice in judgement and I'm sorry if I deeply offended anybody by my unintended racism. Seriously.


This would have been a 9/10 if you handled the fallout properly.

/But it will be hilarious when you turn out to be right
 
2013-07-26 05:14:46 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: This should be a prison sentence.
But watch the federal authoritarians jump al over this as if it were terrorism.
Meanwhile, the drone cop wouldn't let me set up my tripod to take a picture of that place.
Because maybe I was going to ... take too good a picture or launch a micro missile or something.


No, it's because your idiot fellow Americans can't be counted on to walk around your tripod legs.  But really, because lawsuits.
 
2013-07-26 05:24:14 PM
Comment from the article

I'd like to see the temple of Lincoln demolished and a monument to John Wilkes Booth erected in its place. Booth is a hero to us unreconstructed Southerners in the same vein as SEAL Team 6 is to most subjects of the US empire today. A big difference worth noting, however, is that Lincoln was responsible over 20,000% more American deaths than Osama Bin Laden was.

Pocket Ninja, is that you?
 
2013-07-26 05:28:47 PM

Xcott: offmymeds: Okay, let me try to put a stop to this once and for all. I made an apparently poor choice in judgement and I'm sorry if I deeply offended anybody by my unintended racism. Seriously.

This would have been a 9/10 if you handled the fallout properly.

/But it will be hilarious when you turn out to be right


Yeah, well seeing as I wasn't trying to troll anyone, the 9/10 is irrelevant to me.

/Thanks for the slashie though
 
2013-07-26 06:55:52 PM
The Lincoln Memorial is reopened
 
2013-07-26 10:48:29 PM
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2013-07-26 10:52:00 PM

I_C_Weener: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: It was probably the Joker, but the Jack Nicholson version.

Not quite correct.


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