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(My Fox DC)   Lincoln Memorial vandalized. Surveillance tapes show an angry chihuahua and a stupid looking cat loitering around the statue, and audio mentioning there being caramel corn in the statue's head   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 156
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2013-07-26 05:14:46 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: This should be a prison sentence.
But watch the federal authoritarians jump al over this as if it were terrorism.
Meanwhile, the drone cop wouldn't let me set up my tripod to take a picture of that place.
Because maybe I was going to ... take too good a picture or launch a micro missile or something.

No, it's because your idiot fellow Americans can't be counted on to walk around your tripod legs.  But really, because lawsuits.
2013-07-26 05:24:14 PM  
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I'd like to see the temple of Lincoln demolished and a monument to John Wilkes Booth erected in its place. Booth is a hero to us unreconstructed Southerners in the same vein as SEAL Team 6 is to most subjects of the US empire today. A big difference worth noting, however, is that Lincoln was responsible over 20,000% more American deaths than Osama Bin Laden was.

Pocket Ninja, is that you?
2013-07-26 05:28:47 PM  

Xcott: offmymeds: Okay, let me try to put a stop to this once and for all. I made an apparently poor choice in judgement and I'm sorry if I deeply offended anybody by my unintended racism. Seriously.

This would have been a 9/10 if you handled the fallout properly.

/But it will be hilarious when you turn out to be right

Yeah, well seeing as I wasn't trying to troll anyone, the 9/10 is irrelevant to me.

/Thanks for the slashie though
2013-07-26 06:55:52 PM  
The Lincoln Memorial is reopened
2013-07-26 10:48:29 PM  
2013-07-26 10:52:00 PM  

I_C_Weener: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: It was probably the Joker, but the Jack Nicholson version.

Not quite correct.

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