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(My Fox DC)   Lincoln Memorial vandalized. Surveillance tapes show an angry chihuahua and a stupid looking cat loitering around the statue, and audio mentioning there being caramel corn in the statue's head   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 156
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2013-07-26 07:55:24 AM  
nick.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-07-26 08:26:48 AM  
So we finally see what Obama meant by "green" jobs.
 
2013-07-26 08:57:27 AM  
Probably Rand Paul's aide, the Southern Avenger.
 
2013-07-26 09:18:13 AM  
Bourton did it.
 
2013-07-26 09:19:03 AM  
Ectoplasm?
 
2013-07-26 09:19:09 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Bourton did it.


2.bp.blogspot.com
FTFM
 
2013-07-26 09:20:59 AM  
The comments in the article are excellent. I have a felling that the comment section for that article is going to be epic.
 
2013-07-26 09:21:31 AM  
Handy picture of stupid looking cat:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-26 09:22:02 AM  
cheesegod.com
 
2013-07-26 09:22:10 AM  
That's asthma- hound chihuahua to you!
 
2013-07-26 09:23:37 AM  
I loved that episode.
 
2013-07-26 09:25:06 AM  
Libyans again.
 
2013-07-26 09:26:12 AM  
I'm missing something. I'm not getting subby's reference.
 
2013-07-26 09:26:50 AM  
Let's not make this about color!
 
2013-07-26 09:28:06 AM  
The green paint did give Abe's head a green tint.
s16.postimg.org
 
2013-07-26 09:29:05 AM  
That's it?

Here ya go

images.lowes.com
 
2013-07-26 09:29:34 AM  
Seen fleeing the scene.
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-26 09:30:42 AM  
This really sucks for those folks who planned on going to the LM but won't be in town long enough to wait for it to reopen.

Just a bunch of jerks too scared to spray paint a highway overpass
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-26 09:30:57 AM  
Yet another Ted Nugent story?
 
2013-07-26 09:31:34 AM  
they need to close the place for that until some guy can get around to pressure washing it off?
 
2013-07-26 09:31:54 AM  
On the anniversary of the Crittenden-Johnson Resolution?  Coincidence?  I think not.

/don't think
 
2013-07-26 09:33:56 AM  
It was probably the Joker, but the Jack Nicholson version.
 
2013-07-26 09:35:57 AM  
Did anyone every figure out what the hell had he been drinking?
 
2013-07-26 09:39:05 AM  
Nothing to see here; move along.

i72.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-26 09:42:08 AM  
WhippingBoy:

Did anyone every figure out what the hell had he been drinking?

It smelled like whiskey, looked like wine.
 
2013-07-26 09:42:23 AM  
This should be a prison sentence.
But watch the federal authoritarians jump al over this as if it were terrorism.
Meanwhile, the drone cop wouldn't let me set up my tripod to take a picture of that place.
Because maybe I was going to ... take too good a picture or launch a micro missile or something.
 
2013-07-26 09:45:40 AM  
It's either some retarded white supremacist trying to "git back fer Lincoln freeing the dirkeys" or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.
 
2013-07-26 09:46:26 AM  
FTA: "Capt. Steven Booker says the paint spill "appears intentional based off of the splatter." He says police are reviewing security camera footage to try to identify possible suspects."

Unfarking believable.
The Stoopid, it burns.
 
2013-07-26 09:49:11 AM  
Richard C Stanford:

or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

Cool "Disco" Dan coming out of retirement?
 
2013-07-26 09:49:22 AM  

Headso: they need to close the place for that until some guy can get around to pressure washing it off?


The federal government doesn't even recommend using pressure washers to wash marble headstones in government cemeteries (Arlington, for instance).

ncptt.nps.gov/wp-content/uploads/Best-Practices-Final.pdf

What are the chances they would be willing to use pressure washer to clean a national monument?
 
2013-07-26 09:51:01 AM  

Richard C Stanford: It's either some retarded white supremacist trying to "git back fer Lincoln freeing the dirkeys" or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.


You'd think supremacists would go after the MLK memorial.
 
2013-07-26 09:51:51 AM  
Richard C Stanford:

or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

Cool "Disco" Dan coming out of retirement?


Is P-Nut coming out of retirement too?
 
2013-07-26 09:51:57 AM  

Deucetoo: I'm missing something. I'm not getting subby's reference.


http://nicktoons.nick.com/videos/clip/an-abe-divided-clip-2.html
 
2013-07-26 09:53:18 AM  

RexTalionis: Headso: they need to close the place for that until some guy can get around to pressure washing it off?

The federal government doesn't even recommend using pressure washers to wash marble headstones in government cemeteries (Arlington, for instance).

ncptt.nps.gov/wp-content/uploads/Best-Practices-Final.pdf

What are the chances they would be willing to use pressure washer to clean a national monument?


Absolutely zero.
They'll first have a team of Ph.D. contractors do an analysis of the damage, which will take three years and force the entire monument to be closed. Then, another contractor will come in and cut out the damaged pieces and new pieces will be carved from the same limestone or marble that was originally used. That will take five years. The the new pieces will be installed, which will take until 2024.
Everybody gets paid.
 
2013-07-26 09:53:35 AM  
bucket_pup:

Richard C Stanford:

or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

Cool "Disco" Dan coming out of retirement?

Is P-Nut coming out of retirement too?


I'm hoping for the "Surrender Dorothy" guy. That was actually pretty darn funny.
 
2013-07-26 09:54:03 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Libyans again.


You'd think finally having the right to marry would have eased their vandalous ways.
 
2013-07-26 09:54:43 AM  

Carth: Richard C Stanford: It's either some retarded white supremacist trying to "git back fer Lincoln freeing the dirkeys" or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

You'd think supremacists would go after the MLK memorial.


Did you read the comments? There seems to be a lot of Lincoln hate out there.
 
2013-07-26 09:55:25 AM  

maxheck: Richard C Stanford:

or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

Cool "Disco" Dan coming out of retirement?


We should be so lucky.

quietlunch.com
 
2013-07-26 09:57:10 AM  

maxheck: I'm hoping for the "Surrender Dorothy" guy. That was actually pretty darn funny.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-26 09:57:29 AM  
You know who else preferred  Lincoln green?
 
2013-07-26 09:58:02 AM  
Damn you, Jackson Pollock!
 
2013-07-26 09:58:09 AM  

EKU Colonel: Deucetoo: I'm missing something. I'm not getting subby's reference.

http://nicktoons.nick.com/videos/clip/an-abe-divided-clip-2.html


Thank you.  I had no idea either.
 
2013-07-26 09:59:53 AM  
blogs.riverfronttimes.com
 
2013-07-26 10:00:33 AM  
Yeah the caramel corn was my touch.  It was an offering.  It pleases Lincoln. Don't knock it.
 
2013-07-26 10:06:14 AM  
Possible picture of graffiti artists?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-26 10:06:51 AM  

Richard C Stanford: It's either some retarded white supremacist trying to "git back fer Lincoln freeing the dirkeys" or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.


Or some Libertarian because he was the President that presided over the U.S. when it beat their chances of forming a Libertarian country.
 
2013-07-26 10:09:51 AM  

WhippingBoy: Did anyone every figure out what the hell had he been drinking?


Nope, only that it's green.

img.fark.net
 
2013-07-26 10:12:08 AM  
Wellon Dowd

maxheck: I'm hoping for the "Surrender Dorothy" guy. That was actually pretty darn funny.

i.imgur.com



Best part being, you can see where they painted over that to this day.

HotIgneous Intruder:

RexTalionis: Headso: they need to close the place for that until some guy can get around to pressure washing it off?

The federal government doesn't even recommend using pressure washers to wash marble headstones in government cemeteries (Arlington, for instance).

ncptt.nps.gov/wp-content/uploads/Best-Practices-Final.pdf

What are the chances they would be willing to use pressure washer to clean a national monument?

Absolutely zero.
They'll first have a team of Ph.D. contractors do an analysis of the damage, which will take three years and force the entire monument to be closed. Then, another contractor will come in and cut out the damaged pieces and new pieces will be carved from the same limestone or marble that was originally used. That will take five years. The the new pieces will be installed, which will take until 2024.
Everybody gets paid.


Actually, the Park Service is an organization that has it's act together. It'll be done quickly.

I happen to know the guy who was in charge of the lighting part of the Lincoln Memorial's recent renovation. Given that it was mostly paid for by private donations and everything came in on time and under budget, that might not be where you want to make an anti-government-waste rant.
 
2013-07-26 10:13:38 AM  

Wellon Dowd: maxheck: Richard C Stanford:

or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.

Cool "Disco" Dan coming out of retirement?

We should be so lucky.

[quietlunch.com image 640x414]


Yeah no shiat you still see his tags all along the redline and now and then down allys. They must have been there 20+ years.

I'm suprised by this, whenever I've been there at night there are at least 2 or 3 park rangers around.
 
2013-07-26 10:14:30 AM  

Richard C Stanford: It's either some retarded white supremacist trying to "git back fer Lincoln freeing the dirkeys" or some hood rat thug marking his turf who thinks Lincoln invented logs.


Odds are some jackass Treyvon white knight did it to protest whitey
 
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