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(Fox News)   Here's a slideshow of Hollywood's hottest grannies. Subby was also disappointed that Clara Peller was left off the list   ( foxnews.com) divider line
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2013-07-26 07:56:59 AM  
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FAP.
 
2013-07-26 08:31:42 AM  
If only Bea Arthur were still around, this list would look much better.
 
2013-07-26 09:03:32 AM  
 
2013-07-26 09:08:29 AM  
Ivana doesn't look bad...for a puppet.

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2013-07-26 09:22:46 AM  
Whola lotta plastic surgery in that slideshow. Ugh.
 
2013-07-26 09:41:09 AM  
Pretty sure Clara Peller's been dead for 25 years or more.
 
2013-07-26 09:44:43 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Pretty sure Clara Peller's been dead for 25 years or more.


Rule 34
 
2013-07-26 09:55:08 AM  
Why does everyone have to be "hot"? Have they no worth as human beings otherwise?
 
2013-07-26 09:57:53 AM  

WhippingBoy: Why does everyone have to be "hot"? Have they no worth as human beings otherwise?


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2013-07-26 09:59:03 AM  
Looking at those pictures I thought I had misplaced my glasses. Put I was already wearing them!
 
2013-07-26 09:59:35 AM  
Looking through the list I felt like the House Of Representatives looking at President Obama's legislative agenda...

"No...No...No...No...No..."

/except maybe Blythe Danner
 
2013-07-26 10:00:56 AM  
I'm just going to say it -- I'm totally studman on this one.

Apparently "grannies" means "Have grandchildren who are grown adults".  Aren't there some actresses in their late 30s, early 40s, who made with the baby-making early and then had a kid who did the same?
 
2013-07-26 10:01:03 AM  
Blah....blah I say. Who the f*ck cares if granny is hot? What the hell is wrong with you that you have to go after 65+ year old poon. Is your dick so tiny and you odour so unappealing that the only thing you can spank to is someone who should be in a diaper and needs a 3 hour head start to get to the bathroom? F*CK THAT SH*T!!!
Get your f*cking hand out of your damn pants, and go find someone your own age you f*cking mentally disturbed perverts.

...Fox is sh*t sick.
 
2013-07-26 10:01:55 AM  
Kris Jenner?

First of all, no....hell no, actually.

But, how is she "Hollywood"?

Does she hook there?
 
2013-07-26 10:11:21 AM  
#12 was a dude.
 
2013-07-26 10:16:02 AM  

indarwinsshadow: Blah....blah I say. Who the f*ck cares if granny is hot? What the hell is wrong with you that you have to go after 65+ year old poon. Is your dick so tiny and you odour so unappealing that the only thing you can spank to is someone who should be in a diaper and needs a 3 hour head start to get to the bathroom? F*CK THAT SH*T!!!
Get your f*cking hand out of your damn pants, and go find someone your own age you f*cking mentally disturbed perverts.

...Fox is sh*t sick.


Someone has some issues.
 
2013-07-26 10:17:20 AM  

indarwinsshadow: Blah....blah I say. Who the f*ck cares if granny is hot? What the hell is wrong with you that you have to go after 65+ year old poon. Is your dick so tiny and you odour so unappealing that the only thing you can spank to is someone who should be in a diaper and needs a 3 hour head start to get to the bathroom? F*CK THAT SH*T!!!
Get your f*cking hand out of your damn pants, and go find someone your own age you f*cking mentally disturbed perverts.

...Fox is sh*t sick.


Spoken like someone still in their late teens/early twenties.

Wait until you are north of 40, then get back to us.
 
2013-07-26 10:19:29 AM  

The Muthaship: Kris Jenner?

First of all, no....hell no, actually.

But, how is she "Hollywood"?

Does she hook there?


When you are achieving Master Level Attention Whoredom it doesn't matter if you are an actor or not you are HOLLYWOOD
 
2013-07-26 10:20:34 AM  

dittybopper: indarwinsshadow: Blah....blah I say. Who the f*ck cares if granny is hot? What the hell is wrong with you that you have to go after 65+ year old poon. Is your dick so tiny and you odour so unappealing that the only thing you can spank to is someone who should be in a diaper and needs a 3 hour head start to get to the bathroom? F*CK THAT SH*T!!!
Get your f*cking hand out of your damn pants, and go find someone your own age you f*cking mentally disturbed perverts.

...Fox is sh*t sick.

Spoken like someone still in their late teens/early twenties.

Wait until you are north of 40, then get back to us.


I'm north of 40 and still not interested in women over 50.  But 10 years ago I had no interest in women over 35 but lately I'm finding some women in their 40s rather attractive.
 
2013-07-26 10:22:28 AM  

dittybopper: indarwinsshadow: Blah....blah I say. Who the f*ck cares if granny is hot? What the hell is wrong with you that you have to go after 65+ year old poon. Is your dick so tiny and you odour so unappealing that the only thing you can spank to is someone who should be in a diaper and needs a 3 hour head start to get to the bathroom? F*CK THAT SH*T!!!
Get your f*cking hand out of your damn pants, and go find someone your own age you f*cking mentally disturbed perverts.

...Fox is sh*t sick.

Spoken like someone still in their late teens/early twenties.

Wait until you are north of 40, then get back to us.


46 -
Born, November, 1966

So much for that theory, based on a single statement.
 
2013-07-26 10:24:49 AM  

indarwinsshadow: 46 -
Born, November, 1966

So much for that theory, based on a single statement.


You type very young for your age.
 
2013-07-26 10:25:18 AM  
Barbra Streisand?

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2013-07-26 10:25:30 AM  
No, thanks. I only fap to women half my age or younger. I might have to lower my sights I hit 30, but for now I have standards.
 
2013-07-26 10:27:30 AM  

Wellon Dowd: No, thanks. I only fap to women half my age or younger. I might have to lower my sights I hit 30, but for now I have standards.


You get a lot of mileage out of this post, don't you?
 
2013-07-26 10:27:59 AM  
list fails without helen mirren...
she puts all those other to shame.

also nothing wrong with thinking someone who is older is still attractive.
so lighten up francis.
 
2013-07-26 10:28:56 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: WhippingBoy: Why does everyone have to be "hot"? Have they no worth as human beings otherwise?

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I've always thought the crying girl is hot.  I wonder how much she charges is worth.
 
2013-07-26 10:29:07 AM  

The Muthaship: Wellon Dowd: No, thanks. I only fap to women half my age or younger. I might have to lower my sights I hit 30, but for now I have standards.

You get a lot of mileage out of this post, don't you?


I'm a slave to the truth.
 
2013-07-26 10:29:25 AM  
No Joan Rivers?
No Jackie Stallone??
NO DUCHESS OF ALBA???

Oh you mean hot = attractive, not hot like a melting wax museum figure. Nevermind then.
 
2013-07-26 10:29:53 AM  

stupiddream: Incorrigible Astronaut: WhippingBoy: Why does everyone have to be "hot"? Have they no worth as human beings otherwise?

[memedepot.com image 413x413]

I've always thought the crying girl is hot.  I wonder how much she charges is worth.


Duh! It's always hot when they cry.
 
2013-07-26 10:40:01 AM  
Vaginal wall thinning due to aging would preclude my hammering any of these women.
For their own safety, of course.
 
2013-07-26 10:43:00 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Vaginal wall thinning due to aging would preclude my hammering any of these women.
For their own safety, of course.


Anal?
 
2013-07-26 10:47:03 AM  
SurfaceTension:
I'm north of 40 and still not interested in women over 50.  But 10 years ago I had no interest in women over 35 but lately I'm finding some women in their 40s rather attractive.

Really?
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And I saved the very best for last..............................

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2013-07-26 10:49:52 AM  

zappaisfrank: Looking through the list I felt like the House Of Representatives looking at President Obama's legislative agenda...

"No...No...No...No...No..."

/except maybe Blythe Danner


Definitely Blythe Danner. Agree on the rest.
 
2013-07-26 10:51:17 AM  
Trump, Streisand, Kardashian broad, Jane Fonda? Hell no. Total list fail without Raquel Welch
 
2013-07-26 10:53:23 AM  
I've always thought Blythe Danner looks beautiful, sophisticated, and appropriate for her age.  This slideshow shows how correct I am, looking at all those plastic surgery cartoon people.
 
2013-07-26 10:54:10 AM  

Psycoholic_Slag: SurfaceTension:
I'm north of 40 and still not interested in women over 50.  But 10 years ago I had no interest in women over 35 but lately I'm finding some women in their 40s rather attractive.

Really?
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[media.cardplayer.com image 350x525]
[goteaminternet.com image 442x504]
[www.exposay.com image 412x620]
[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 300x395]

And I saved the very best for last..............................

[cdn.shopify.com image 451x600]


I'm not interested in unobtainable female actors and models, either. Although I might change my tune on that as well the whole 50yo thing in a couple years when Mary-Louise Parker hits the big 5-0.
 
2013-07-26 10:57:03 AM  
Was that supposed to be hottest or most cut-on?
 
2013-07-26 10:57:12 AM  

zappaisfrank:

"No...No...No...No...No..."

/except maybe Blythe Danner


This.

I'm at work and lazy, so I can't search for alternate pics of these women, but I've seen they really look a lot worse. Priscilla Presley, for example, looks horrible due to botched plastic surgery.

Feltonl: list fails without helen mirren...
she puts all those other to shame.


So much THIS.
 
2013-07-26 10:59:56 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Vaginal wall thinning due to aging would preclude my hammering any of these women.
For their own safety, of course.


But the rice krispies sound of their brittle pelvises cracking is teh hawt
 
2013-07-26 11:04:35 AM  

indarwinsshadow: dittybopper: indarwinsshadow: Blah....blah I say. Who the f*ck cares if granny is hot? What the hell is wrong with you that you have to go after 65+ year old poon. Is your dick so tiny and you odour so unappealing that the only thing you can spank to is someone who should be in a diaper and needs a 3 hour head start to get to the bathroom? F*CK THAT SH*T!!!
Get your f*cking hand out of your damn pants, and go find someone your own age you f*cking mentally disturbed perverts.

...Fox is sh*t sick.

Spoken like someone still in their late teens/early twenties.

Wait until you are north of 40, then get back to us.

46 -
Born, November, 1966

So much for that theory, based on a single statement.


Yet you still haven't grown up. Impressive.
 
2013-07-26 11:05:22 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Whola lotta plastic surgery in that slideshow. Ugh.


Sophia Loren seems to have held up well (though it looks like she's had a tiny bit of work done, perhaps
around the eyes).

But, yeah:  most of them look like they're wearing Mummenschanz-style clay masks.
 
2013-07-26 11:05:34 AM  

indarwinsshadow: dittybopper: indarwinsshadow: Blah....blah I say. Who the f*ck cares if granny is hot? What the hell is wrong with you that you have to go after 65+ year old poon. Is your dick so tiny and you odour so unappealing that the only thing you can spank to is someone who should be in a diaper and needs a 3 hour head start to get to the bathroom? F*CK THAT SH*T!!!
Get your f*cking hand out of your damn pants, and go find someone your own age you f*cking mentally disturbed perverts.

...Fox is sh*t sick.

Spoken like someone still in their late teens/early twenties.

Wait until you are north of 40, then get back to us.

46 -
Born, November, 1966

So much for that theory, based on a single statement.


So we are essentially the same age, but you can't imagine a woman in her 50's or 60's being attractive?

One of the most stunningly beautiful women I've ever met had pure white hair, naturally, from age.  If I had to guess, somewhere around 60 years old.

/She was also wearing snowshoes and carrying a Hawken rifle at the time.
 
2013-07-26 11:07:49 AM  
If we're talking sexy over-60's, I'd like to contribute Mary Wilson of the Supremes...

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2013-07-26 11:08:48 AM  

Psycoholic_Slag: SurfaceTension:
I'm north of 40 and still not interested in women over 50.  But 10 years ago I had no interest in women over 35 but lately I'm finding some women in their 40s rather attractive.

Really?
[topnews.in image 376x490]
[media.cardplayer.com image 350x525]
[goteaminternet.com image 442x504]
[www.exposay.com image 412x620]
[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 300x395]

And I saved the very best for last..............................

[cdn.shopify.com image 451x600]


That's a MUCH better list that the shiat subby submitted us to.
 
2013-07-26 11:16:54 AM  
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No love for the hottest Granny ever on TV?
 
2013-07-26 11:17:36 AM  
Streisand? Fonda? Paltrow's mom?

I think this is either some A+ trolling or a secret hate-fark spank-bank list by some repressed Fox "reporter".

/I'd still love to take SOME of these classics like Danner, Loren, & Fonda out for a test-drive, not gonna lie.
 
2013-07-26 11:20:47 AM  

SurfaceTension: Psycoholic_Slag: SurfaceTension:
I'm north of 40 and still not interested in women over 50.  But 10 years ago I had no interest in women over 35 but lately I'm finding some women in their 40s rather attractive.

Really?
[topnews.in image 376x490]
[media.cardplayer.com image 350x525]
[goteaminternet.com image 442x504]
[www.exposay.com image 412x620]
[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 300x395]

And I saved the very best for last..............................

[cdn.shopify.com image 451x600]

I'm not interested in unobtainable female actors and models, either. Although I might change my tune on that as well the whole 50yo thing in a couple years when Mary-Louise Parker hits the big 5-0.

www.reactiongifs.com

OK.  To each his own. I guess.
 
2013-07-26 11:22:52 AM  

stuhayes2010: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 259x194]
No love for the hottest Granny ever on TV?


In her younger years, she wasn't too bad lookin'...

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2013-07-26 11:25:54 AM  

Feltonl: list fails without helen mirren...
she puts all those other to shame.



The list is of actual grandmothers not just women of a certain age. Mirren has never had any children.
 
2013-07-26 11:30:27 AM  
Hellen Mirren cannot be on the list.  She doesn't have kids, so she can't be a grandmother.  It's also why her stomach is still flat.
 
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