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(ESPN)   AJ Green twists knee; seconds later the entire Miami Heat team found on the floor   ( divider line
    More: Misc, A.J. Green, Miami Heat, Ashley Judd, knees, putting green, Terence Newman, upper arm, OTAs  
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1256 clicks; posted to Sports » on 26 Jul 2013 at 8:18 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-26 08:35:20 AM  
I don't get it.
2013-07-26 08:50:22 AM  
2013-07-26 08:59:52 AM  
I'll take a stab at figuring this one out:

AJ Green sounds a lot like AC Green, who played for the Lakers, who are currently struggling and may be loading up for a run at LeBron via free agency in 2014. By injuring his knee, AJ (AC) is...reminding the Heat they lose LeBron to the Lakers, so.....they're extra concerned somehow?

Maybe there's also a confusion of Cincinnati with Cleveland somewhere in there?
2013-07-26 09:01:31 AM  
Mike Brown: "Trade him. We'll just tank this season and draft a new wide receiver."

I'm kidding, of course. Mike Brown had already planned to tank this season.
2013-07-26 10:07:32 AM  
Maybe it means he twisted his knee as a dance move and it started the Harlem Shake
2013-07-26 10:14:36 AM  
It's funny cuz the joke flopped too.
2013-07-26 11:35:34 AM  
I think I'm missing the joke.
/There's a joke somewhere, right?
2013-07-26 12:27:06 PM  
I think the joke is that he actually got injured but the Heat players sympathy flopped.

/not subby
2013-07-26 12:44:22 PM  
The joke is that the Heat are a bunch of floppers. Pretty oblique joke though.
2013-07-26 12:55:49 PM  
Go home, Subby, you're drunk.
2013-07-26 01:25:43 PM  

Cataholic: Go home, Subby, you're drunk.

2013-07-26 01:36:14 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: The joke is that the Heat are a bunch of floppers. Pretty oblique joke though.

It was a knee injury, not the abdomen.
2013-07-26 02:41:53 PM  
I kinda sorta got it. But as a Bengals fan, not feeling the humor right now. They dont even have a #2 receiver, really, unless Sanu is back.
2013-07-26 02:42:50 PM  
Do Heat players flop when other people get hurt? I've never seen that. They flop when they themselves are contacted by another player. Its not like they're just flopping when somebody else gets touched. Weird headline choice.
2013-07-26 02:48:20 PM  
according to, Green will be out through the weekend with a bruised knee. No big deal. So stop scaring me like that, Fark.
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