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(KY3 Springfield)   KKK begins recruiting for neighborhood watch program using the motto "You can sleep tonight knowing the Klan is awake" MAXIMUM TROLLING ACHIEVED   (ky3.com) divider line 18
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2013-07-26 07:50:37 AM
6 votes:
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Hello! It's great to be back at the Apollo! I brought my friend, Klanny here. Say hello to the nice people, Klanny!

Klanny: Sure are a lot of ....

Hahaha! Don't mind Klanny. He was lost at the dry cleaners for a week.

Klanny: Should have never taken me to an Asian dry cleaners, dummy. What a bunch of stupid...

Yes. Yes. But you're back now, right Klanny?

Klanny: Whiter than ever! There really is an ancient Chinese secret. They won't share it with the rest of the world, those stubborn slant e....

Okay Klanny. Need to move on. Do you want to sing a song while I drink some water?

Klanny: Sure! They say people are people and everyone's the same. But there's an ugly bunch of people that I hate just the same. These are the people that I'll name.... n....

(Coughing/spitting water) Well, that's all we have time for.

Klanny: Zimmerman! ZIMMERMAN! ZIMMERMAN!
Good night Apollo!
2013-07-26 05:32:14 AM
6 votes:

spman: Now how does it work, is there still like a central KKK office handing out directives to local franchises, or is the Klan of 2013 just a bunch of white trash assholes wearing the Confederate Flag and adopting the letters KKK as though it gives their insanity some sort of credibility?


They wanted to build a central headquarters but were forced to abandon the idea when it came down to discussing the name.

Weren't they livid to learn that "The White House" was already taken.
2013-07-26 05:32:02 AM
4 votes:
Hmm, I'm sensing some negativity towards these guys, maybe they could do with a rebranding?
Change the name to something less charged, maybe K³ would help.
As for the robes, well I'm sure they're an absolute nightmare to keep clean even with modern detergents so I propose they all wear Speedos, cover themselves in butter and take overdose quantities of fortified psychedelics and have at it in an empty hot-tub with some poisonous snake helmets and hot-coals enemas...
Oh, that got weird. I need to rethink my proposal.
2013-07-26 01:50:25 AM
4 votes:
The KKK appeals only to neatherthals.  Any racist with a hint of intelligence prefers to be more mainstream.  Like working for the Heritage Foundation or as a staffer for a southern senator.
2013-07-26 05:29:41 AM
3 votes:
The Klan would significantly increase it's membership if they gave out free bags of Skittles to new recruits.
2013-07-26 05:26:49 AM
3 votes:
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Ever vigilant.
2013-07-26 12:54:52 PM
1 votes:

ChaosStar: YoOjo: Hmm, I'm sensing some negativity towards these guys, maybe they could do with a rebranding?
Change the name to something less charged, maybe K³ would help.


The Klan formally known as Ku Klux perhaps?


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The Knights who Until Recently Said "Ku Klux"?
2013-07-26 12:32:45 PM
1 votes:

suicide: ChaosStar: YoOjo: ChaosStar: YoOjo: Hmm, I'm sensing some negativity towards these guys, maybe they could do with a rebranding?
Change the name to something less charged, maybe K³ would help.

The Klan formally known as Ku Klux perhaps?

The Klanashidans?

A Klan named Ku Klux?

The Knew Klux Klan.


I think to get any respect they'll have to do away with anything that still has the KKK acronym.  I suggest they call themselves the Fraternal Aryan Guard.
2013-07-26 09:39:14 AM
1 votes:
When my son was about two or three, we came across a gathering in the town square of this city where we had come for a christmas festival. When we got closer we realized it was Klanta Klaus: Red Klan robe with fur trim, elves in white and green Klan robes, etc. They were taking pictures just like a mall Santa--so we got one with my kid on his lap. My kid is Hispanic....my husband had to stand a little out of the way, but we still got a kick out of putting my dirty beaner spawn on Klanta's lap. We were chanting "You touched a Mexican!" as we left (hurriedly left).

Idiots. I doubt if they would be able to manage a neighborhood watch program. They'd probably burn it all down trying to get the cross lit....
2013-07-26 08:00:33 AM
1 votes:
Bucky Katt:Any racist with a hint of intelligence prefers to be more mainstream.  Like working for the Heritage Foundation or as a staffer for a southern senator.

It's funny because it's true.
2013-07-26 07:33:17 AM
1 votes:
Practicing for get out the vote efforts for teabag candidates.
2013-07-26 07:04:45 AM
1 votes:
I wonder if those Klan robes are flammable.

Oh, cool, there's a 1-800 number I can call and summon some of these besheeted weirdos to my neighborhood? Cool. Might finally be able to answer that question.
2013-07-26 06:31:52 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: The notice bore the name of the Traditionalist American Knights of the Ku Klux Klan.

SPLITTERS!
2013-07-26 05:57:18 AM
1 votes:
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2013-07-26 05:55:31 AM
1 votes:

Bucky Katt: The KKK appeals only to neatherthals.  Any racist with a hint of intelligence prefers to be more mainstream.  Like working for the Heritage Foundation or as a staffer for a southern senator.


Or working for Rand Paul.
2013-07-26 05:46:43 AM
1 votes:
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2013-07-26 05:39:40 AM
1 votes:
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Who you gonna call?
2013-07-26 12:15:50 AM
1 votes:

spman: It seems to me like if you really wanted people to listen to your views on racial, ethnic, or religious superiority, and take them seriously, you should probably avoid using the Confederate Flag, the letters KKK, or the swastika altogether. These things all have a pretty negative conotation amongst the public, perhaps it's time to adopt a new symbol for your hate group? Maybe one that doesn't remind people of slavery, lynchings, or Adolf Hitler?


Those are pretty powerful marketing tools for like-minded individuals.

For everybody else, they already do have some more subtle icons:
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