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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)   Top five (bottom five?) cities with worst drivers in the USA. No surprise where three of them are located   (tampabay.com) divider line 11
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2013-07-26 03:22:15 AM
4 votes:
Driving in Tampa is like driving into a farking war zone.

You've got idiots in SUVs drifting into all lanes going 10 miles under the speed limit.
You've got people on cell phones accidentally driving into things.
You've got old guys in sports cars that are much too high spec for them being unable to control themselves and spinning their cars into freeway walls and onto sidewalks.
You've got stupid middle-aged women in minivans and Escalades who have no business driving a golf cart, let alone a vehicle weighing several thousand pounds.
You've got motorcyclists with no protective gear weaving in and out of lanes and traffic like farking idiots.

NONE of these groups give a single goddamn about pedestrians. Crosswalk lights? Fark that, just gun it, the poors can hop onto the median if they don't want to get hit. Somebody in the crosswalk? Honk at them. Bicycles? Terrorize them onto the sidewalk or clip them with your fender.

Time to get on the freeway? Better slow down and swerve onto the shoulder rather than speed up to match the pace of traffic! Turn signal? Completely optional. In Florida it is totally normal to cross three lanes of traffic from right lane to left lane with nary a turn signal given, then park yourself in the fast lane at precisely the speed limit and refuse to move. Also fark emergency vehicles in Florida. If an ambulance pulls up behind you, just change lanes and keep driving. And god help you if you see a pro-life license plate in the state of Florida, because it's nature's warning sign that you're about to enter the proximity of a person who is totally and completely incapable of driving and WILL, if you take your eyes off them for a SECOND, do something absolutely stupid that will probably get you/your car seriously damaged. Avoid these people like the plague.

When I'm driving in Tampa I literally cannot remove my attention from the road for more than five seconds or something will happen. Doesn't matter if I'm at a light, at a four-way stop, or in a goddamn parking lot. 4 out of every 5 drivers around you are functionally retarded or worse.
2013-07-25 08:53:27 PM
2 votes:
my wife is driving around Baltimore right now so I am really getting a kick...crap.
2013-07-26 11:17:11 AM
1 votes:

casey17: "She"?

Misogynistic much, you douchetastic jackwagon? Not *ALL* of us female drivers in Seattle are "incompetent".


Sorry! I didn't mean to single out women. I was just using the gender indefinite 'she' rather than the possibly sexist 'he'.
2013-07-26 10:31:11 AM
1 votes:
AverageAmericanGuy: I have never even heard of the city 'Hialeah'. I thought this was a survey of major cities.

From Hialeah:

www.heykcsb.com

/Hawt like FL.
2013-07-26 05:25:02 AM
1 votes:
Just nuke Miami...

You'll kill 2...MAYBE 3 Americans.
2013-07-26 03:37:42 AM
1 votes:
Not surprised

I remember many many years ago (12? I was 17) we were on a family trip to Orlando, and we were going to Disney world, my father missed the exit and being the good hispanic driver he is... He put reverse on the highway (I4?), shat my pants.

And it's very common for hispanic tourists to do dumb driving crap.
2013-07-25 11:08:39 PM
1 votes:
Sounds like FL should stop letting in people from Michigan.
2013-07-25 10:21:40 PM
1 votes:
See, you guys! I've always told you Floridians are the worst American drivers. I grew up there, mastering the art of defensive driving. You could say I'm a ninja at that sort of thing.

If the thunderstorms, hurricanes, elderly, snowbirds, tourists, crackers, transplants, drunks, stoners, road ragers and mentally unbalanced don't get you on Florida roads, the collapsing bridges will.

www.sptimes.com
2013-07-25 09:25:53 PM
1 votes:

Wall_of_Doodoo: ecmoRandomNumbers: Wall_of_Doodoo: Cewley: yep. you got your retirees driving 45 in the left lane of I-95 with their right blinkers on, your haitians driving all the cabs without ever learning any driving skills, and your hothead cubans who all think they drive like ayrton senna. add alcohol.

You've heard about this new thing we have called 'capitalization' right?

Also, I've lived in Baltimore right off of North Avenue and some of the driving I've seen is truely mind boggling. I also work in a clinic that does a lot of PI work and some of the stories I've heard, also mind boggling.

Baltimore is truely a special, special place.

If you're going to correct somebody's cpitalization, you should learn how to spell "truly."

Truly.

Hey dude, that's what it autocorrected to. I'm a science guy, I gotta remember how to spell 'levator scapulae', 'Gluteus medius', 'splanchnic ganglion', etc, etc. I leave the plebe words you people use to my phone and libtards like you cause it never comes up in the real world. 'Truely' vs 'truly'? Lionel Ritchie gets it, I don't really care. Figure it out, there Dostevski, a letter added or taken away, you've already taken down Dan Quayle for adding an 'e' to a word, your schtick is old.


Up your meds, Angry.
2013-07-25 08:45:05 PM
1 votes:

Wall_of_Doodoo: Cewley: yep. you got your retirees driving 45 in the left lane of I-95 with their right blinkers on, your haitians driving all the cabs without ever learning any driving skills, and your hothead cubans who all think they drive like ayrton senna. add alcohol.

You've heard about this new thing we have called 'capitalization' right?

Also, I've lived in Baltimore right off of North Avenue and some of the driving I've seen is truely mind boggling. I also work in a clinic that does a lot of PI work and some of the stories I've heard, also mind boggling.

Baltimore is truely a special, special place.


If you're going to correct somebody's cpitalization, you should learn how to spell "truly."

Truly.
2013-07-25 08:20:53 PM
1 votes:
yep. you got your retirees driving 45 in the left lane of I-95 with their right blinkers on, your haitians driving all the cabs without ever learning any driving skills, and your hothead cubans who all think they drive like ayrton senna. add alcohol.
 
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