Mike Chewbacca: vinniethepoo: What, no Seattle?/So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber.//The locals used to say, if you can drive in Seattle you can drive anywhere.///There is no third slashie.It's not actually difficult to drive in Seattle, at least not in an automatic. Drivers who are from Seattle are retarded, however. OMG SUN! OMG RAIN! OMG CLOUDS WITH NO RAIN OR SUN! I better drive 50 on the highway!!!!Actually, last week I got stuck two cars behind some dumb biatch who drove 35 on the on ramp to Interstate 5, and then braked to 10 mph when she was actually merging for no reason. She nearly caused a four-car pile up as folks slammed on their brakes because she was gong 10 mph on the freeway. And then she proceeded to tailgate the dude in front of her.
AverageAmericanGuy: I have never even heard of the city 'Hialeah'. I thought this was a survey of major cities.
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