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(BBC)   When questioned by police man said prostitute in his car was there to help him buy a) sex b) sex or c) tomatoes   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 15
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2013-07-25 09:11:33 PM
4 votes:
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2013-07-25 08:35:50 PM
4 votes:
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2013-07-25 09:50:36 PM
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Atomic Spunk: berylman: *farmer's market X hookers Veneer diagram*

*blinks*


It's just got a very thin layer of the real diagram on top.
2013-07-25 09:58:09 PM
2 votes:
We're going to pay for sex! ...

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We're going to look for tomatoes! ...

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2013-07-25 09:44:17 PM
2 votes:
Your honor, this whole thing has been blown out of proportion.  The officer misheard me when I said she was a producestitute.
2013-07-25 08:08:23 PM
2 votes:
Um, tomatoes for my wife, Morgan Fairchild, yeah....

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2013-07-25 11:58:42 PM
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2013-07-25 11:07:39 PM
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♫ But, Yes! We have no bananas! We have no bananas today! ♫
2013-07-25 10:30:51 PM
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2013-07-25 10:17:49 PM
1 votes:
She had great tomatoes...

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2013-07-25 10:09:31 PM
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Suckmaster Burstingfoam: mrswood: Dude- excuse me miss, do you know where the fresh tomato stand is?

Lady of the evening- why yes I do, but as you can see I'm a sex whore. I require $20 to direct you.

Dude- well that seems fair as i am taking away time out of your work day. Please join me in my car, I will get you payment at the atm and you can lead me to the fresh tomatos.

This seems plausible.

Except the guy's an Arab. So no, he wasn't polite and reasonable to a woman.


So you're saying there was definitely some haggling?
2013-07-25 10:03:51 PM
1 votes:

tuna fingers: As the article stands, what exact crime did he commit?Letting someone in your car is not a crime. Going to the ATM is not a crime.


They were unlicensed tomatoes.
2013-07-25 09:59:16 PM
1 votes:
You call it tomato, I call it fellatio.
2013-07-25 09:45:22 PM
1 votes:

berylman: *farmer's market X hookers Veneer diagram* There has got to be some marginal degree of overlap. This may be legit.


Yes, farmer's markets and hookers, senile old men have been known to plow through both.
2013-07-25 08:26:54 PM
1 votes:
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I SAID ONE BIT!
 
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