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(BBC)   When questioned by police man said prostitute in his car was there to help him buy a) sex b) sex or c) tomatoes   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 72
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2013-07-25 11:54:18 PM
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
 
2013-07-25 11:56:06 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-25 11:56:56 PM

WhoopAssWayne: I don't know about the rest of the country, but global warming / cooling / raining and sh*t has basically ruined my garden this year with root rot. I plucked out one good tomato and a few squash yesterday and that's it. I have half the garden devoted to kentucky wonders and pink tips - not a single bean.


My garden is doing awesome. Where exactly is "a phone call away"?
 
2013-07-25 11:58:42 PM
i154.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-26 12:01:08 AM
You say tomato and I say tomato.
Let's call the whole thing off.
 
2013-07-26 12:02:44 AM

mrswood: My garden is doing awesome. Where exactly is "a phone call away"?


Mountains of Western North Carolina. Congrats on the garden. The wife and I spend so much time, but we've had a huge amount of rain this Summer, very limited growing season, and it's just going to be a sad year for us garden-wise.
 
2013-07-26 12:04:25 AM

WhoopAssWayne: mrswood: My garden is doing awesome. Where exactly is "a phone call away"?

Mountains of Western North Carolina. Congrats on the garden. The wife and I spend so much time, but we've had a huge amount of rain this Summer, very limited growing season, and it's just going to be a sad year for us garden-wise.


Well there's next year and of course you could just give a hooker 20 bucks.
 
2013-07-26 12:04:27 AM
i paid a prostitute to help me buy tomatoes before. i don't see how that's weird.

and i paid a crack whore $10 once to break into my car when i'd locked my keys in it. she handled that coat hanger like a pro.

/by 'tomatoes' i mean weed.
 
2013-07-26 12:15:16 AM
I like fresh tomatoes, if you catch my drift, and I think you do.

/I bang hookers
 
2013-07-26 12:15:52 AM

mrswood: Well there's next year and of course you could just give a hooker 20 bucks.


I'd rather keep the $20 and have some green beans to pressure-can for this winter :-)

//the hooker can help us weed if she wants to!
 
2013-07-26 12:17:10 AM

stovepipe: I just canned 10 pints of homegrown tomatoes AND had sex with my wife so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.


i.imgur.com
This appears to be more efficient.
 
2013-07-26 12:17:12 AM

stovepipe: I just canned 10 pints of homegrown tomatoes AND had sex with my wife so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.


You had sex with your wife while she was on her period? That's gross.
 
2013-07-26 12:18:29 AM

Danger Avoid Death: stovepipe: I just canned 10 pints of homegrown tomatoes AND had sex with my wife so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

Did she charge you 20 quid?


A wife costs  way more than 20 quid.  I don't even know what a quid is but I'm pretty sure I'm right.
 
2013-07-26 12:51:25 AM
Jesus, Subby; it took me three attempts to parse that farking headline.  Can I get a comma?
 
2013-07-26 01:20:56 AM
www.tshirtlaundry.com

Really?  not one of you with a Tomacco reference?
 
2013-07-26 01:50:15 AM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Really?  not one of you with a Tomacco reference?


Honestly, even as a hardcore Simpsons fan I think it's kinda obscure.

Still funny, though! :D
 
2013-07-26 02:13:13 AM
He's just a spudboy
Looking for that real tomato

/I know, nothing is obscure on fark, but maybe I'm getting old enough...
 
2013-07-26 04:52:27 AM
GIS for "tomatina festival" gives some interesting results (some slightly NSFW)
 
2013-07-26 08:13:19 AM
"Today's special, broiled hothouse tomato under a generous slice of ripe cheese."
 
2013-07-26 08:41:25 AM

WhoopAssWayne: mrswood: My garden is doing awesome. Where exactly is "a phone call away"?

Mountains of Western North Carolina. Congrats on the garden. The wife and I spend so much time, but we've had a huge amount of rain this Summer, very limited growing season, and it's just going to be a sad year for us garden-wise.


I'm right across the hill from you in East Tennessee and yes it's been a weird season, I think due to the excessive rain.  I did manage to get a pretty big surge of ripe tomatoes over the past couple of weeks but there aren't very many more blooms and the crop may not last much longer.  Last year we were still picking em in October.  The most frustrating thing here is the damn birds pecking em right as they turn orange.  I have to pick em yellow and let em ripen.  Lost quite a few big pretty beefsteaks and brandywines due to the little bastards.  Grrrrr.
 
2013-07-26 08:47:00 AM

stovepipe: I just canned 10 pints of homegrown tomatoes AND had sex with my wife so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.


Glad you didn't confuse the two.
 
2013-07-26 10:43:03 AM
Terry...were you on roller skates "selling oranges" again? Officer Dangle is going to be disappointed.
 
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