WhoopAssWayne: I don't know about the rest of the country, but global warming / cooling / raining and sh*t has basically ruined my garden this year with root rot. I plucked out one good tomato and a few squash yesterday and that's it. I have half the garden devoted to kentucky wonders and pink tips - not a single bean.
mrswood: My garden is doing awesome. Where exactly is "a phone call away"?
WhoopAssWayne: mrswood: My garden is doing awesome. Where exactly is "a phone call away"?Mountains of Western North Carolina. Congrats on the garden. The wife and I spend so much time, but we've had a huge amount of rain this Summer, very limited growing season, and it's just going to be a sad year for us garden-wise.
mrswood: Well there's next year and of course you could just give a hooker 20 bucks.
stovepipe: I just canned 10 pints of homegrown tomatoes AND had sex with my wife so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.
Danger Avoid Death: stovepipe: I just canned 10 pints of homegrown tomatoes AND had sex with my wife so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.Did she charge you 20 quid?
Representative of the unwashed masses: Really? not one of you with a Tomacco reference?
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