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(Gawker)   Safeway Shopper Horrified to Find Piece of Chicken in Her Chicken   (gawker.com) divider line 30
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17689 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jul 2013 at 7:09 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-25 06:48:30 PM
15 votes:
If I were the manager, I'd have gone with her back to the chicken breasts, found the package with the foot, and put a new sticker on saying BONUS with an arrow pointing at the chicken foot.
2013-07-25 06:07:52 PM
10 votes:
That whole experience just sounds so offal.
2013-07-25 07:24:42 PM
7 votes:
defsounds.com
2013-07-25 07:23:56 PM
7 votes:
Imagine how chickens feel when they see her walking around with her head up her ass.
2013-07-25 06:52:57 PM
6 votes:

doglover: If I were the manager, I'd have gone with her back to the chicken breasts, found the package with the foot, and put a new sticker on saying BONUS with an arrow pointing at the chicken foot.


And I would have walked up to you and bought that package, just because the look on her face would be priceless.

/"You gonna eat that?  If not I will."
2013-07-25 06:22:04 PM
4 votes:

Etchy333: Well, she's been shamed off the internet, it seems (Twitter account deleted).


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2013-07-25 06:23:15 PM
3 votes:
At least it wasn't a piece of cock
2013-07-25 06:04:00 PM
3 votes:
Wait until she finds out about hot dogs.
2013-07-25 09:43:15 PM
2 votes:
Dear Local Grocery Store,

I found "this" wrapped in with my lettuce...

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I know where my vegetables come from, but please take care to butcher my peppers better before putting them out on the shelf.

Thank you,
cowgirl toffee
2013-07-25 09:30:11 PM
2 votes:
Hey isn't that the Rhodochroisite Claw from Skyrim? Damn that is a lucky loot drop from a packet of raw chicken.
2013-07-25 08:03:04 PM
2 votes:

Ivo Shandor: I've cooked birds which still had the head and feet attached. This woman would have a heart attack if she ever walked into an Asian grocery store.


It's smiling at us!

www.achristmasstoryhouse.com
2013-07-25 07:37:10 PM
2 votes:

vsavatar: Yet another person who can't come to terms with the fact that her food was a living and breathing creature at one point.  If you can't stand the thought of eating an animal, then don't eat them.  Don't pick and choose parts and sanitize the thought that what you're eating used to be alive.


I was in line at a fast food joint talking with a friend about a upcoming wild boar hunt I was invited to when the lady in front of me turned with a disgusted look on her face and said something along the line of "hunting is barbarous and should be outlawed", I pointed to the burgers on her tray and replied "at least I have the guts to face my prey, I don't send assassins after it"
2013-07-25 07:36:44 PM
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-25 07:26:23 PM
2 votes:

Ral: Some people would consider a free chicken foot with their chicken breasts to be a bonus.


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2013-07-25 07:17:14 PM
2 votes:
Surely you've heard of...chicken...fingers?
2013-07-26 02:03:20 AM
1 votes:
Winner winner, chicken foot dinner!
2013-07-25 10:05:27 PM
1 votes:

styckx: Christ I hate Americans

/I'm American


We hate you back.
2013-07-25 09:28:52 PM
1 votes:

cowgirl toffee: I know of one woman that won't make it one week into the apocalypse.

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Can anyone tell me what the hell is wrong with her eye?


It got plucked out by a chicken foot.
2013-07-25 09:22:02 PM
1 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: She must be much of a Southern girl not to have ever seen a chicken foot.
/Hell she's from AZ but never went into a Mexican neighborhood either


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2013-07-25 09:18:05 PM
1 votes:
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2013-07-25 09:07:12 PM
1 votes:

sendtodave: Bravo Two: I submit that it's not the killing that is enjoyed, that's the price of the trip and is accepted/endured like the muscle ache after the gym. The enjoyment comes from being out in nature, testing your wits as a predator in an unfamiliar environment, and generally enjoying a radically different experience than the day to day.

Then why not take a camera instead of a gun?

You can even put a little red crosshair in the middle of the lens to prove to everyone how you could have bagged that buck.


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2013-07-25 08:37:20 PM
1 votes:

Waldo Pepper: Bathia_Mapes: Waldo Pepper: The Food Lion where I'm at sells Chicken feet, pigs feet and frog legs so what's the big deal.  As Dog Lover pointed out: BONUS

Neighborhood market where I used to live sold chicken feet and whole pig heads in addition to tripe & pigs feet.

Also on my local food lion shelves

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Mmmmmm .... Pork brains in milk gravy ...

Does it come in kosher?
2013-07-25 08:13:06 PM
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: x = 123 * x


You got an unused variable there, sport.
2013-07-25 08:00:33 PM
1 votes:

red5ish: doublesecretprobation: it's not like people eat those things in just about every other country....

They eat them in the USA too. Ever gone out for dim sum?


dim sum as Double = 0

for x = 0 to 143242343224332443234434234132423131243243234234243
x = 123 * x
end for

wtf still no vietnamese food
2013-07-25 07:49:55 PM
1 votes:

sevenpointsixtwo: I feel sorry for the poor pity the fool that goes home to that every night.


FTFMr.T
2013-07-25 07:44:31 PM
1 votes:

Pribar: vsavatar: Yet another person who can't come to terms with the fact that her food was a living and breathing creature at one point.  If you can't stand the thought of eating an animal, then don't eat them.  Don't pick and choose parts and sanitize the thought that what you're eating used to be alive.

I was in line at a fast food joint talking with a friend about a upcoming wild boar hunt I was invited to when the lady in front of me turned with a disgusted look on her face and said something along the line of "hunting is barbarous and should be outlawed", I pointed to the burgers on her tray and replied "at least I have the guts to face my prey, I don't send assassins after it"


As a vegetarian I'll admit I have a serious pet peeve with people who condemn hunting but eat meat. If hunting is cruel what the fark is factory farming?

/i kill my own tofu
2013-07-25 07:42:27 PM
1 votes:

Ant: Waldo Pepper: Bathia_Mapes: Waldo Pepper: The Food Lion where I'm at sells Chicken feet, pigs feet and frog legs so what's the big deal.  As Dog Lover pointed out: BONUS

Neighborhood market where I used to live sold chicken feet and whole pig heads in addition to tripe & pigs feet.

Also on my local food lion shelves

[ihatemymessageboard.com image 550x413]

Good way to induce cardiac arrest
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Next Dr visit when i get the lecture on lowering it I might whip out a can and ask "well I do eat this everyday do you think this is part of the reason"
2013-07-25 07:29:46 PM
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Waldo Pepper: The Food Lion where I'm at sells Chicken feet, pigs feet and frog legs so what's the big deal.  As Dog Lover pointed out: BONUS

Neighborhood market where I used to live sold chicken feet and whole pig heads in addition to tripe & pigs feet.


Also on my local food lion shelves

ihatemymessageboard.com
2013-07-25 07:16:45 PM
1 votes:
So I'm guessing this isn't the weekly Food Thread?

My opinion on chicken foot:  vocals are old-school Hagar, but Satriani can do better--the first album sounded like they really failed to unleash him.

/Oh, that chicken foot.  Deep-FRY that sucker.  Toss in a good vinegary hot sauce.  Eat like popcorn at a crappy movie.
2013-07-25 06:11:49 PM
1 votes:
Well, she's been shamed off the internet, it seems (Twitter account deleted).  One of her public tweets, from the screenshot, seems to be: "@Safeway free icecream [sic] for life or I call the police and tell them it's a human hand."

/facepalm
 
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