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2013-07-25 08:33:38 PM

FrancoFile: Can we ban the phrase "reach out", please?


And replace it with "reach around".
 
2013-07-25 08:35:17 PM

dahmers love zombie: When my family went to San Fransisco a few years back, we went to a dim sum place that was more "local" than "tourista". We ordered a bunch of stuff, and the kids insisted on trying the chicken feet.  The waitstaff refused to bring them to us.  Straight up "you don't want that...um, too much food for you!".  I assume they'd had less adventurous white folk accidentally order it and be mortified, and from then on there was an informal "don't sell the chicken feet dim sum to the white folk unless they ask for it in Mandarin" rule.  Oh well.  I was looking forward to trying it.


Why Mandarin, not Cantonese?

Oh, wait, it's the same thing for chicken feet.

/fung zhou
//foong jow
///phoenix claws
 
2013-07-25 08:37:20 PM

Waldo Pepper: Bathia_Mapes: Waldo Pepper: The Food Lion where I'm at sells Chicken feet, pigs feet and frog legs so what's the big deal.  As Dog Lover pointed out: BONUS

Neighborhood market where I used to live sold chicken feet and whole pig heads in addition to tripe & pigs feet.

Also on my local food lion shelves

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Mmmmmm .... Pork brains in milk gravy ...

Does it come in kosher?
 
2013-07-25 08:37:45 PM
How many hours did you work on that amazing headline, copypastemitter?
 
2013-07-25 08:39:07 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Waldo Pepper: Bathia_Mapes: Waldo Pepper: The Food Lion where I'm at sells Chicken feet, pigs feet and frog legs so what's the big deal.  As Dog Lover pointed out: BONUS

Neighborhood market where I used to live sold chicken feet and whole pig heads in addition to tripe & pigs feet.

Also on my local food lion shelves

[ihatemymessageboard.com image 550x413]

Mmmmmm .... Pork brains in milk gravy ...

Does it come in kosher?


the brain is the kosher part
that's where the "prions" are found
similar to the prion found in bupropion (or Wellbutrin)
 
2013-07-25 08:39:43 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: poot_rootbeer: davidphogan: If hunting is cruel what the fark is factory farming?

May I argue that in one of those practices, the primary goal is recreation, and in the other the primary goal is maximizing efficiency in providing people their sustenance?

I'm not getting it.  Are you suggesting that shooting this in it's natural environment is cruel:
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But raising these in this environment and running them through a mass producing slaughter house is not cruel?
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Please clarify.


Well, the wild turkey there exists in nature.  The mass produced chickens, on the other hand, exist only because we grow them for food.

So, yeah, I'd say that shooting the wild turkey would be a shame, whereas killing a feed lot chicken would be a mercy.
 
2013-07-25 08:41:13 PM

FrancoFile: Can we ban the phrase "reach out", please?


//THIS

"I reached ou--"

YOU MEAN YOU farkING CALLED THEM???
 
2013-07-25 08:42:35 PM

Bravo Two: I submit that it's not the killing that is enjoyed, that's the price of the trip and is accepted/endured like the muscle ache after the gym. The enjoyment comes from being out in nature, testing your wits as a predator in an unfamiliar environment, and generally enjoying a radically different experience than the day to day.


Then why not take a camera instead of a gun?

You can even put a little red crosshair in the middle of the lens to prove to everyone how you could have bagged that buck.
 
2013-07-25 08:44:17 PM

sendtodave: Bravo Two: I submit that it's not the killing that is enjoyed, that's the price of the trip and is accepted/endured like the muscle ache after the gym. The enjoyment comes from being out in nature, testing your wits as a predator in an unfamiliar environment, and generally enjoying a radically different experience than the day to day.

Then why not take a camera instead of a gun?

You can even put a little red crosshair in the middle of the lens to prove to everyone how you could have bagged that buck.


www.chiptalk.net

NO CAMERAS ALLOUD

/book depository
 
2013-07-25 08:44:19 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: Danger Avoid Death: Waldo Pepper: Bathia_Mapes: Waldo Pepper: The Food Lion where I'm at sells Chicken feet, pigs feet and frog legs so what's the big deal.  As Dog Lover pointed out: BONUS

Neighborhood market where I used to live sold chicken feet and whole pig heads in addition to tripe & pigs feet.

Also on my local food lion shelves

[ihatemymessageboard.com image 550x413]

Mmmmmm .... Pork brains in milk gravy ...

Does it come in kosher?

the brain is the kosher part
that's where the "prions" are found
similar to the prion found in bupropion (or Wellbutrin)


Great! It can help me quit smoking!
 
2013-07-25 08:47:28 PM
off wellbutrin 0 packs a day
on wellbutrin 1-2 packs a day for 2 weeks
quit wellbutrin
no more cravings
 
2013-07-25 08:51:02 PM
I have nothing to add. You farkers done said it all.
 
2013-07-25 08:51:54 PM
 
2013-07-25 08:53:25 PM

praxcelis: So I'm guessing this isn't the weekly Food Thread?

My opinion on chicken foot:  vocals are old-school Hagar, but Satriani can do better--the first album sounded like they really failed to unleash him.

/Oh, that chicken foot.  Deep-FRY that sucker.  Toss in a good vinegary hot sauce.  Eat like popcorn at a crappy movie.


I wanna get a few pounds and make a kick-ass chicken stock from them: http://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/how_to_make_stock_from_chicken_f e et/
 
2013-07-25 08:55:57 PM
If you think chicken feets'd be gross, try a good dim sum joint and try to keep an open mind.
 
2013-07-25 08:57:09 PM
www.gobroomecounty.com

john iz teh kewl
 
2013-07-25 09:01:42 PM

vsavatar: Yet another person who can't come to terms with the fact that her food was a living and breathing creature at one point.  If you can't stand the thought of eating an animal, then don't eat them.  Don't pick and choose parts and sanitize the thought that what you're eating used to be alive.


I'll send a vegan starter kit.  EIP.
 
2013-07-25 09:03:11 PM
If you want to see something REALLY horrible and shocking, look about six inches to the left from the chicken breasts....


www.grassfedtraditions.com

LOOK AT ALL THE CHICKEN PARTS
OH THE HORROR
 
2013-07-25 09:07:12 PM

sendtodave: Bravo Two: I submit that it's not the killing that is enjoyed, that's the price of the trip and is accepted/endured like the muscle ache after the gym. The enjoyment comes from being out in nature, testing your wits as a predator in an unfamiliar environment, and generally enjoying a radically different experience than the day to day.

Then why not take a camera instead of a gun?

You can even put a little red crosshair in the middle of the lens to prove to everyone how you could have bagged that buck.


raoulpop.files.wordpress.com

farm5.static.flickr.com

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2013-07-25 09:07:17 PM

sendtodave: Bravo Two: I submit that it's not the killing that is enjoyed, that's the price of the trip and is accepted/endured like the muscle ache after the gym. The enjoyment comes from being out in nature, testing your wits as a predator in an unfamiliar environment, and generally enjoying a radically different experience than the day to day.

Then why not take a camera instead of a gun?

You can even put a little red crosshair in the middle of the lens to prove to everyone how you could have bagged that buck.


My idea of hunting. I was staying at a hotel on business in Olympia, Washington many years ago and I walked into the hotel bar and told the bartender that I had just shot a deer in the parking lot. She looked at me like I was a monster until I held up my camera and said, "Yeah, I must have shot him about ten or twelve times." She threw her bar towel at me.
 
2013-07-25 09:10:33 PM

sendtodave: Bravo Two: I submit that it's not the killing that is enjoyed, that's the price of the trip and is accepted/endured like the muscle ache after the gym. The enjoyment comes from being out in nature, testing your wits as a predator in an unfamiliar environment, and generally enjoying a radically different experience than the day to day.

Then why not take a camera instead of a gun?

You can even put a little red crosshair in the middle of the lens to prove to everyone how you could have bagged that buck.


Because that picture doesn't lower your food bill. If I bag a deer and get 60 lbs of meat from it, that's a nice payment for a few hours of doing something I enjoy.

I've never hunted, but I'm thinking about trying it next season. Lots of my friends hunt and they bring over some good meat.
 
2013-07-25 09:13:05 PM

poot_rootbeer: The only problem here is that boneless skinless chicken breasts are priced about 20 times higher than chicken feet, so if somebody bought that package they'd be paying way over market rate for that tasty, tasty, collageny foot.


THIS is the only reason I would contact the store's corporate office.
 
2013-07-25 09:13:33 PM

js34603: If it were me I'd be pissed I was paying chicken breast prices for a chicken foot.


Came here to note that. Hey, I'll eat a chicken foot but I'm not going to pay breast prices for it.
 
2013-07-25 09:13:45 PM

doublesecretprobation: ZOMG!!! a chicken foot!!!!  it's not like people eat those things in just about every other country....

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this

also

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2013-07-25 09:18:05 PM
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2013-07-25 09:19:16 PM
That's the best part, ya big dummy.
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2013-07-25 09:19:36 PM
She must be much of a Southern girl not to have ever seen a chicken foot.
/Hell she's from AZ but never went into a Mexican neighborhood either
 
2013-07-25 09:21:25 PM

Ivo Shandor: I've cooked birds which still had the head and feet attached. This woman would have a heart attack if she ever walked into an Asian grocery store.


Fa ra ra ra raa, ra ra ra raaa.
 
2013-07-25 09:21:35 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: She must be much of a Southern girl not to have ever seen a chicken foot.
/Hell she's from AZ but never went into a Mexican neighborhood either


Then for God's sake don't tell her about the sesos or the buche.
 
2013-07-25 09:21:54 PM
I know of one woman that won't make it one week into the apocalypse.

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Can anyone tell me what the hell is wrong with her eye?
 
2013-07-25 09:22:02 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: She must be much of a Southern girl not to have ever seen a chicken foot.
/Hell she's from AZ but never went into a Mexican neighborhood either


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2013-07-25 09:23:49 PM

js34603: If it were me I'd be pissed I was paying boneless chicken breast prices for a chicken foot.

Bone-in breast here are not much higher than bone-in chicken thighs
 
2013-07-25 09:27:31 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: sendtodave: Bravo Two: I submit that it's not the killing that is enjoyed, that's the price of the trip and is accepted/endured like the muscle ache after the gym. The enjoyment comes from being out in nature, testing your wits as a predator in an unfamiliar environment, and generally enjoying a radically different experience than the day to day.

Then why not take a camera instead of a gun?

You can even put a little red crosshair in the middle of the lens to prove to everyone how you could have bagged that buck.

Because that picture doesn't lower your food bill. If I bag a deer and get 60 lbs of meat from it, that's a nice payment for a few hours of doing something I enjoy.

I've never hunted, but I'm thinking about trying it next season. Lots of my friends hunt and they bring over some good meat.


Venison is delicious.  My uncle and aunt live in a medieval gameskeeper's cottage in Gloucestershire that backs onto a deer park, and they have a quiet arrangement with the local poachers.  They don't see anything, and every once in a while they get a nice haunch of venison.
 
2013-07-25 09:28:52 PM

cowgirl toffee: I know of one woman that won't make it one week into the apocalypse.

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Can anyone tell me what the hell is wrong with her eye?


It got plucked out by a chicken foot.
 
2013-07-25 09:29:58 PM
Oh, and she's white....big surprise.
 
2013-07-25 09:30:11 PM
Hey isn't that the Rhodochroisite Claw from Skyrim? Damn that is a lucky loot drop from a packet of raw chicken.
 
2013-07-25 09:30:42 PM

poot_rootbeer: davidphogan: If hunting is cruel what the fark is factory farming?

May I argue that in one of those practices, the primary goal is recreation, and in the other the primary goal is maximizing efficiency in providing people their sustenance?


So you view eating animals like Catholics view sex?
 
2013-07-25 09:31:02 PM

Danger Avoid Death: cowgirl toffee: I know of one woman that won't make it one week into the apocalypse.

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Can anyone tell me what the hell is wrong with her eye?

It got plucked out by a chicken foot.


chicken foot

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2013-07-25 09:31:44 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


nice. I forgot about that one.
 
2013-07-25 09:33:40 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: She must be much of a Southern girl not to have ever seen a chicken foot.
/Hell she's from AZ but never went into a Mexican neighborhood either


Born & raised in Pittsburgh, currently living in Phoenix. Love Steelers, Pens, Pirates, Tigers. Southern girl at heart, writer, sports lover, Christian.

Yeah, not much of a southern girl at all.
 
2013-07-25 09:34:27 PM

Danger Avoid Death: cowgirl toffee: I know of one woman that won't make it one week into the apocalypse.

[img21.imageshack.us image 640x478]

Can anyone tell me what the hell is wrong with her eye?

It got plucked out by a chicken foot.


That would explain A LOT.
 
2013-07-25 09:35:38 PM
"You gotta be a rooster to get a better piece of chicken.: -- Mickey Mantle
 
2013-07-25 09:39:09 PM

doublesecretprobation: ZOMG!!! a chicken foot!!!!  it's not like people eat those things in just about every other country....

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Not to mention here.  What do you think good chicken stock is made of, lady, powdered chicken?

The only objection I'd have had to that is that it was probably priced as though the full weight was chicken breast.  Chicken feet are undoubtedly not as expensive per pound as actual chicken breast.
 
2013-07-25 09:40:44 PM
It is a little off-putting, but newsworthy, I think not.
 
2013-07-25 09:43:15 PM
Dear Local Grocery Store,

I found "this" wrapped in with my lettuce...

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I know where my vegetables come from, but please take care to butcher my peppers better before putting them out on the shelf.

Thank you,
cowgirl toffee
 
2013-07-25 09:44:49 PM

sendtodave: Bravo Two: I submit that it's not the killing that is enjoyed, that's the price of the trip and is accepted/endured like the muscle ache after the gym. The enjoyment comes from being out in nature, testing your wits as a predator in an unfamiliar environment, and generally enjoying a radically different experience than the day to day.

Then why not take a camera instead of a gun?

You can even put a little red crosshair in the middle of the lens to prove to everyone how you could have bagged that buck.


Because part of the trip is to fill the freezer. Cameras aren't so good at that part. But I do go out during non-hunting season with the camera.
 
2013-07-25 09:45:45 PM

davidphogan: poot_rootbeer: davidphogan: If hunting is cruel what the fark is factory farming?

May I argue that in one of those practices, the primary goal is recreation, and in the other the primary goal is maximizing efficiency in providing people their sustenance?

So you view eating animals like Catholics view sex?


I dunno. I've never eaten any Catholic animals.
 
2013-07-25 09:51:32 PM
I am shocked that anyone shops at Safeway.
 
2013-07-25 09:57:31 PM

cowgirl toffee: I know where my vegetables come from, but please take care to butcher my peppers better before putting them out on the shelf.


"Butcher my peppers" sounds dirty. I like it.
 
2013-07-25 09:58:11 PM
I bet she eats hot dogs and doesn't think anything of it.
 
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