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2013-07-25 07:37:10 PM

vsavatar: Yet another person who can't come to terms with the fact that her food was a living and breathing creature at one point.  If you can't stand the thought of eating an animal, then don't eat them.  Don't pick and choose parts and sanitize the thought that what you're eating used to be alive.


I was in line at a fast food joint talking with a friend about a upcoming wild boar hunt I was invited to when the lady in front of me turned with a disgusted look on her face and said something along the line of "hunting is barbarous and should be outlawed", I pointed to the burgers on her tray and replied "at least I have the guts to face my prey, I don't send assassins after it"
 
2013-07-25 07:39:43 PM
Pfft, lightweight.  My Fiance loves those things, always trying to get to me try them.  Along with such other savory things like salted jellyfish, and pigs ear.
 
2013-07-25 07:42:27 PM

Ant: Waldo Pepper: Bathia_Mapes: Waldo Pepper: The Food Lion where I'm at sells Chicken feet, pigs feet and frog legs so what's the big deal.  As Dog Lover pointed out: BONUS

Neighborhood market where I used to live sold chicken feet and whole pig heads in addition to tripe & pigs feet.

Also on my local food lion shelves

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Good way to induce cardiac arrest
[www.slashfood.com image 420x263]


Next Dr visit when i get the lecture on lowering it I might whip out a can and ask "well I do eat this everyday do you think this is part of the reason"
 
2013-07-25 07:44:31 PM

Pribar: vsavatar: Yet another person who can't come to terms with the fact that her food was a living and breathing creature at one point.  If you can't stand the thought of eating an animal, then don't eat them.  Don't pick and choose parts and sanitize the thought that what you're eating used to be alive.

I was in line at a fast food joint talking with a friend about a upcoming wild boar hunt I was invited to when the lady in front of me turned with a disgusted look on her face and said something along the line of "hunting is barbarous and should be outlawed", I pointed to the burgers on her tray and replied "at least I have the guts to face my prey, I don't send assassins after it"


As a vegetarian I'll admit I have a serious pet peeve with people who condemn hunting but eat meat. If hunting is cruel what the fark is factory farming?

/i kill my own tofu
 
2013-07-25 07:44:42 PM
Free Ice cream for life or I'm calling the police and telling them it's a human hand.

That sounds to me like extortion and filing a false police report in one sentence. This woman is a farking genius!
 
2013-07-25 07:45:31 PM

LordOfThePings: Somebody tell her chickens don't have breasts.

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It's two better than chicken tits.


what a load of tripe

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2013-07-25 07:45:34 PM
I've cooked birds which still had the head and feet attached. This woman would have a heart attack if she ever walked into an Asian grocery store.
 
2013-07-25 07:47:00 PM

LeroyBourne: Bathia_Mapes: Waldo Pepper: The Food Lion where I'm at sells Chicken feet, pigs feet and frog legs so what's the big deal.  As Dog Lover pointed out: BONUS

Neighborhood market where I used to live sold chicken feet and whole pig heads in addition to tripe & pigs feet.

mmmm, head cheese.  We made that in culinary school.  My friends dared me to eat the eye ball.  I'll try damn near anything.  It's good.


My grandparents both grew up on farms. When it was butcherin' time head cheese and mincemeat were two of the items that were made.
 
2013-07-25 07:47:33 PM

Ant: Bill_Wick's_Friend: Coat it with flour and corn starch. Deep. Fry for three minutes until it starts to turn brown. Remove from oil and chill. When cooled put in slow cooker with five spice, cinnamon, soy, ginger, crushed Thai chilies, rice wine and fish sauce.

Slow cooker on low for 8 hours.

Serves one not-very-hungry person.

Do you eat the bones? I've seen them at dim sum places, but I've never tried them.


No, you kind of suck the meat/skin off the bones and spit em out though I prefer ducks feet. Also, on the other end of the bird, ducks tongues also have bones in them so be careful if you order those too. Nearly broke a tooth on that discovery.
 
2013-07-25 07:48:05 PM
The only problem here is that boneless skinless chicken breasts are priced about 20 times higher than chicken feet, so if somebody bought that package they'd be paying way over market rate for that tasty, tasty, collageny foot.
 
2013-07-25 07:48:46 PM
Christ I hate Americans

/I'm American
 
2013-07-25 07:49:10 PM

meat0918: What??

It's edible.


Edible does not mean good to eat.
 
2013-07-25 07:49:19 PM

Waldo Pepper: Ant: Waldo Pepper: Bathia_Mapes: Waldo Pepper: The Food Lion where I'm at sells Chicken feet, pigs feet and frog legs so what's the big deal.  As Dog Lover pointed out: BONUS

Neighborhood market where I used to live sold chicken feet and whole pig heads in addition to tripe & pigs feet.

Also on my local food lion shelves

[ihatemymessageboard.com image 550x413]

Good way to induce cardiac arrest
[www.slashfood.com image 420x263]

Next Dr visit when i get the lecture on lowering it I might whip out a can and ask "well I do eat this everyday do you think this is part of the reason"


If you can get your doctor to really believe you habitually carry around an emergency can of pork brains, be sure to get a pic of the resulting look on his face.

And are chicken's feet are really that frightening, pussy-lady? Roasted chicken gizzards on a stick are pretty popular here; maybe she should try that. Roasted womb is pretty interesting, too.

I'm still not sure which animal the womb came from, though.

/chewy
 
2013-07-25 07:49:55 PM

sevenpointsixtwo: I feel sorry for the poor pity the fool that goes home to that every night.


FTFMr.T
 
2013-07-25 07:51:03 PM

doublesecretprobation: ZOMG!!! a chicken foot!!!!  it's not like people eat those things in just about every other country....

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They make great soup stock.
 
2013-07-25 07:51:56 PM
So... when there is a chicken head in a McNugget (never even proven to not be a hoax), there is OUTRAAAAAAAGE but when there is clearly a foot in a package of breasts, we make fun of the person who found it.  Got it.
 
2013-07-25 07:52:44 PM

davidphogan: If hunting is cruel what the fark is factory farming?


May I argue that in one of those practices, the primary goal is recreation, and in the other the primary goal is maximizing efficiency in providing people their sustenance?
 
2013-07-25 07:55:22 PM

CheetahOlivetti: Wait until she finds out about hot dogs.



Definitely THIS.....eww!
 
2013-07-25 07:55:41 PM

eraser8: doublesecretprobation: ZOMG!!! a chicken foot!!!!  it's not like people eat those things in just about every other country....

[grecipes.s3.amazonaws.com image 800x600]

They make great soup stock.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-25 07:56:12 PM

doublesecretprobation: it's not like people eat those things in just about every other country....


They eat them in the USA too. Ever gone out for dim sum?
 
2013-07-25 07:56:48 PM

Pribar: vsavatar: Yet another person who can't come to terms with the fact that her food was a living and breathing creature at one point.  If you can't stand the thought of eating an animal, then don't eat them.  Don't pick and choose parts and sanitize the thought that what you're eating used to be alive.

I was in line at a fast food joint talking with a friend about a upcoming wild boar hunt I was invited to when the lady in front of me turned with a disgusted look on her face and said something along the line of "hunting is barbarous and should be outlawed", I pointed to the burgers on her tray and replied "at least I have the guts to face my prey, I don't send assassins after it"


No you didn't.
 
2013-07-25 07:58:26 PM
WTF? If you freak out about seeing dead animals, why the hell are you eating meat?
 
2013-07-25 07:59:32 PM
This is why I don't have a Twitter account. No good can come from "tweeting" things when you're in a highly emotional state.
 
2013-07-25 07:59:57 PM

Dragonflew: So... when there is a chicken head in a McNugget (never even proven to not be a hoax),


O Rly?

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/photo_database/image/chicken_mcno gg in
 
2013-07-25 08:00:33 PM

red5ish: doublesecretprobation: it's not like people eat those things in just about every other country....

They eat them in the USA too. Ever gone out for dim sum?


dim sum as Double = 0

for x = 0 to 143242343224332443234434234132423131243243234234243
x = 123 * x
end for

wtf still no vietnamese food
 
2013-07-25 08:01:56 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: red5ish: doublesecretprobation: it's not like people eat those things in just about every other country....

They eat them in the USA too. Ever gone out for dim sum?

dim sum as Double = 0

for x = 0 to 143242343224332443234434234132423131243243234234243
x = 123 * x
end for

wtf still no vietnamese food


Put the VBA macros down and slowly turn off the computer please.
 
2013-07-25 08:02:50 PM

vsavatar: Yet another person who can't come to terms with the fact that her food was a living and breathing creature at one point.  If you can't stand the thought of eating an animal, then don't eat them.  Don't pick and choose parts and sanitize the thought that what you're eating used to be alive.


This.
 
2013-07-25 08:03:04 PM

Ivo Shandor: I've cooked birds which still had the head and feet attached. This woman would have a heart attack if she ever walked into an Asian grocery store.


It's smiling at us!

www.achristmasstoryhouse.com
 
2013-07-25 08:03:11 PM
Has she met Aliki yet? He's just over there.
 
2013-07-25 08:03:22 PM

PainInTheASP: doglover: If I were the manager, I'd have gone with her back to the chicken breasts, found the package with the foot, and put a new sticker on saying BONUS with an arrow pointing at the chicken foot.

And I would have walked up to you and bought that package, just because the look on her face would be priceless.

/"You gonna eat that?  If not I will."


LOL! Then I would like to see if she would be close to vomiting (for real) after hearing that. Hi-larious.....
 
2013-07-25 08:05:11 PM
if it was prepared food i could understand a minor freakout. she bought raw chicken parts and got one of the wrong parts. live with it, crazy.
 
2013-07-25 08:06:11 PM

nburghmatt: if it was prepared food i could understand a minor freakout. she bought raw chicken parts and got one of the wrong parts. live with it, crazy.


maybe she didn't know chicken have feet
 
2013-07-25 08:07:20 PM
When my family went to San Fransisco a few years back, we went to a dim sum place that was more "local" than "tourista". We ordered a bunch of stuff, and the kids insisted on trying the chicken feet.  The waitstaff refused to bring them to us.  Straight up "you don't want that...um, too much food for you!".  I assume they'd had less adventurous white folk accidentally order it and be mortified, and from then on there was an informal "don't sell the chicken feet dim sum to the white folk unless they ask for it in Mandarin" rule.  Oh well.  I was looking forward to trying it.
 
Ant
2013-07-25 08:08:14 PM

red5ish: Ever gone out for dim sum?


Not nearly often enough
 
2013-07-25 08:11:38 PM

poot_rootbeer: davidphogan: If hunting is cruel what the fark is factory farming?

May I argue that in one of those practices, the primary goal is recreation, and in the other the primary goal is maximizing efficiency in providing people their sustenance?


Uhm, recreation or not, the vast majority of hunters I know eat what they kill, or donate to the local food shelters. Nothing is going to waste. Why shouldn't I enjoy killing my own food, if its fun and saves me a few hundred bucks? I butcher my own cattle, too, when I have money to go in on a whole half cow with someone.
 
2013-07-25 08:11:40 PM

dahmers love zombie: When my family went to San Fransisco a few years back, we went to a dim sum place that was more "local" than "tourista". We ordered a bunch of stuff, and the kids insisted on trying the chicken feet.  The waitstaff refused to bring them to us.  Straight up "you don't want that...um, too much food for you!".  I assume they'd had less adventurous white folk accidentally order it and be mortified, and from then on there was an informal "don't sell the chicken feet dim sum to the white folk unless they ask for it in Mandarin" rule.  Oh well.  I was looking forward to trying it.


Real Chinese food in SF was the highlight of our last trip there. I still salivate at the thought of it.
 
2013-07-25 08:13:06 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: x = 123 * x


You got an unused variable there, sport.
 
2013-07-25 08:15:27 PM

poot_rootbeer: davidphogan: If hunting is cruel what the fark is factory farming?

May I argue that in one of those practices, the primary goal is recreation, and in the other the primary goal is maximizing efficiency in providing people their sustenance?


I'm not getting it.  Are you suggesting that shooting this in it's natural environment is cruel:
www.vallescaldera.gov

But raising these in this environment and running them through a mass producing slaughter house is not cruel?
youthvoices.net
Please clarify.
 
2013-07-25 08:15:48 PM
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2013-07-25 08:15:56 PM
I like how she is threatening to extort them. It would be funny if the store got the FBI involved.
 
2013-07-25 08:16:59 PM

Bravo Two: poot_rootbeer: davidphogan: If hunting is cruel what the fark is factory farming?

May I argue that in one of those practices, the primary goal is recreation, and in the other the primary goal is maximizing efficiency in providing people their sustenance?

Uhm, recreation or not, the vast majority of hunters I know eat what they kill, or donate to the local food shelters. Nothing is going to waste. Why shouldn't I enjoy killing my own food, if its fun and saves me a few hundred bucks? I butcher my own cattle, too, when I have money to go in on a whole half cow with someone.


I never enjoyed killing but eating, well, yup.
 
2013-07-25 08:17:49 PM

namatad: I like how she is threatening to extort them on twitter. It would be funny if the store got the FBI involved.


ftfy. I hope she's joking.
 
2013-07-25 08:20:10 PM

vsavatar: Yet another person who can't come to terms with the fact that her food was a living and breathing creature at one point.  If you can't stand the thought of eating an animal, then don't eat them.  Don't pick and choose parts and sanitize the thought that what you're eating used to be alive.


That's the American way.

Meat isn't animal parts, it's meat!
 
2013-07-25 08:20:24 PM

alienated: Bravo Two: poot_rootbeer: davidphogan: If hunting is cruel what the fark is factory farming?

May I argue that in one of those practices, the primary goal is recreation, and in the other the primary goal is maximizing efficiency in providing people their sustenance?

Uhm, recreation or not, the vast majority of hunters I know eat what they kill, or donate to the local food shelters. Nothing is going to waste. Why shouldn't I enjoy killing my own food, if its fun and saves me a few hundred bucks? I butcher my own cattle, too, when I have money to go in on a whole half cow with someone.

I never enjoyed killing but eating, well, yup.


I submit that it's not the killing that is enjoyed, that's the price of the trip and is accepted/endured like the muscle ache after the gym. The enjoyment comes from being out in nature, testing your wits as a predator in an unfamiliar environment, and generally enjoying a radically different experience than the day to day.

I go out hunting, mostly because it supplements the groceries, and because I like being out away from people, technology, and other distractions, testing wit and patience. Don't always shoot something. Just like being out there. Likewise, I fish because I like being out and the meditation of doing it, not the actual catching itself.
 
2013-07-25 08:20:39 PM
Not a lot of meat on chicken feet so you are going to need more than 1.

//tasty
 
2013-07-25 08:23:02 PM

UsikFark: namatad: I like how she is threatening to extort them on twitter. It would be funny if the store got the FBI involved.

ftfy. I hope she's joking.


Hey that kid in texas is out on 500k bail for making joke about shooting up a school on FB.
It would certainly be a turn of events if they pressed charges against her. LOL
 
2013-07-25 08:23:10 PM

UsikFark: Jon iz teh kewl: x = 123 * x

You got an unused variable there, sport.


WHERES MY DIM SUM??/

static.bbc.co.uk
 
2013-07-25 08:26:14 PM
Somehow I doubt I'd be horrified. Mildly amused as I alerted the store to the odd situation, but not horrified.
 
2013-07-25 08:32:04 PM
Okay I'm hoping the Hitler pic is for another thread.
 
2013-07-25 08:33:08 PM

Korzine: Ant: Bill_Wick's_Friend: Coat it with flour and corn starch. Deep. Fry for three minutes until it starts to turn brown. Remove from oil and chill. When cooled put in slow cooker with five spice, cinnamon, soy, ginger, crushed Thai chilies, rice wine and fish sauce.

Slow cooker on low for 8 hours.

Serves one not-very-hungry person.

Do you eat the bones? I've seen them at dim sum places, but I've never tried them.

No, you kind of suck the meat/skin off the bones and spit em out though I prefer ducks feet. Also, on the other end of the bird, ducks tongues also have bones in them so be careful if you order those too. Nearly broke a tooth on that discovery.


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