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(Gawker)   Safeway Shopper Horrified to Find Piece of Chicken in Her Chicken   (gawker.com) divider line 230
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17688 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jul 2013 at 7:09 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-25 05:59:29 PM
"I'm vomiting"

You'll get over it.
 
2013-07-25 06:04:00 PM
Wait until she finds out about hot dogs.
 
2013-07-25 06:07:52 PM
That whole experience just sounds so offal.
 
2013-07-25 06:11:49 PM
Well, she's been shamed off the internet, it seems (Twitter account deleted).  One of her public tweets, from the screenshot, seems to be: "@Safeway free icecream [sic] for life or I call the police and tell them it's a human hand."

/facepalm
 
2013-07-25 06:22:04 PM

Etchy333: Well, she's been shamed off the internet, it seems (Twitter account deleted).


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2013-07-25 06:23:15 PM
At least it wasn't a piece of cock
 
2013-07-25 06:24:28 PM

Etchy333: Well, she's been shamed off the internet, it seems (Twitter account deleted).  One of her public tweets, from the screenshot, seems to be: "@Safeway free icecream [sic] for life or I call the police and tell them it's a human hand."

/facepalm


Yeah, I was wondering about that one. Is there any actual positive effect to posting blackmail threats, particularly those of a patently false nature, in a public forum?
 
2013-07-25 06:31:07 PM
ZOMG!!! a chicken foot!!!!  it's not like people eat those things in just about every other country....

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2013-07-25 06:48:30 PM
If I were the manager, I'd have gone with her back to the chicken breasts, found the package with the foot, and put a new sticker on saying BONUS with an arrow pointing at the chicken foot.
 
2013-07-25 06:52:57 PM

doglover: If I were the manager, I'd have gone with her back to the chicken breasts, found the package with the foot, and put a new sticker on saying BONUS with an arrow pointing at the chicken foot.


And I would have walked up to you and bought that package, just because the look on her face would be priceless.

/"You gonna eat that?  If not I will."
 
2013-07-25 07:15:38 PM
Yet another person who can't come to terms with the fact that her food was a living and breathing creature at one point.  If you can't stand the thought of eating an animal, then don't eat them.  Don't pick and choose parts and sanitize the thought that what you're eating used to be alive.
 
2013-07-25 07:16:08 PM
The Food Lion where I'm at sells Chicken feet, pigs feet and frog legs so what's the big deal.  As Dog Lover pointed out: BONUS
 
Ant
2013-07-25 07:16:13 PM

doublesecretprobation: ZOMG!!! a chicken foot!!!!  it's not like people eat those things in just about every other country....

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This. Don't be such a pansy.
 
2013-07-25 07:16:19 PM
Can we ban the phrase "reach out", please?
 
2013-07-25 07:16:45 PM
So I'm guessing this isn't the weekly Food Thread?

My opinion on chicken foot:  vocals are old-school Hagar, but Satriani can do better--the first album sounded like they really failed to unleash him.

/Oh, that chicken foot.  Deep-FRY that sucker.  Toss in a good vinegary hot sauce.  Eat like popcorn at a crappy movie.
 
2013-07-25 07:16:45 PM

doglover: If I were the manager, I'd have gone with her back to the chicken breasts, found the package with the foot, and put a new sticker on saying BONUS with an arrow pointing at the chicken foot.


That's awesome!
 
2013-07-25 07:17:14 PM
Surely you've heard of...chicken...fingers?
 
2013-07-25 07:17:53 PM
Who the fark is this skank anyway and why do we care?? Go have a douche sweetie and get over yourself.
 
2013-07-25 07:18:51 PM
Coat it with flour and corn starch. Deep. Fry for three minutes until it starts to turn brown. Remove from oil and chill. When cooled put in slow cooker with five spice, cinnamon, soy, ginger, crushed Thai chilies, rice wine and fish sauce.

Slow cooker on low for 8 hours.

Serves one not-very-hungry person.
 
2013-07-25 07:19:02 PM

impaler: "I'm vomiting"

You'll get over it.


In one.  What a sorry biatch of a snowflake she is.
 
2013-07-25 07:19:22 PM
This kind of thing pisses me off. People should see what they are eating and understand it. Anyone who find sa chicken foot repulsive should be a vegan or some shiat.

That said, chicken breast is expensive, feet are very cheap, and meat handling is important as people can die. It says pretty bad things about the standards in this shop, and would make me question everything packed there.. is it what it says it is, is the weight right, is the kind of dumbass who puts that in there following hygeine rules?
 
2013-07-25 07:21:29 PM

doublesecretprobation: ZOMG!!! a chicken foot!!!!  it's not like people eat those things in just about every other country....

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They're actually very tasty.
 
2013-07-25 07:21:33 PM

Waldo Pepper: The Food Lion where I'm at sells Chicken feet, pigs feet and frog legs so what's the big deal.  As Dog Lover pointed out: BONUS


Neighborhood market where I used to live sold chicken feet and whole pig heads in addition to tripe & pigs feet.
 
2013-07-25 07:21:53 PM

doublesecretprobation: ZOMG!!! a chicken foot!!!!  it's not like people eat those things in just about every other country....

[grecipes.s3.amazonaws.com image 800x600]


maybe the ones that eat dog.  so that tells you something
 
Ant
2013-07-25 07:23:06 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Coat it with flour and corn starch. Deep. Fry for three minutes until it starts to turn brown. Remove from oil and chill. When cooled put in slow cooker with five spice, cinnamon, soy, ginger, crushed Thai chilies, rice wine and fish sauce.

Slow cooker on low for 8 hours.

Serves one not-very-hungry person.


Do you eat the bones? I've seen them at dim sum places, but I've never tried them.
 
2013-07-25 07:23:07 PM
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2013-07-25 07:23:35 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Coat it with flour and corn starch. Deep. Fry for three minutes until it starts to turn brown. Remove from oil and chill. When cooled put in slow cooker with five spice, cinnamon, soy, ginger, crushed Thai chilies, rice wine and fish sauce.

Slow cooker on low for 8 hours.

Serves one not-very-hungry person.


Agreed. I would need to see at least 12 birds (24 feet) on safeway scooters before I took a snack sized portion. What's the matter, li'l miss snowflake? No turnip greens in your gar'tin?
 
TWX
2013-07-25 07:23:55 PM

vsavatar: Yet another person who can't come to terms with the fact that her food was a living and breathing creature at one point.  If you can't stand the thought of eating an animal, then don't eat them.  Don't pick and choose parts and sanitize the thought that what you're eating used to be alive.


Hey now, don't encourage this. My wife doesn't eat identifiable beef or pork because of that, though she will eat hotdogs and bacon because she loved them so much before she decided that the rest of meat was bad that they're effectively grandfathered in. With white-meat poultry, hotdogs, and bacon as the only meat choices for her, I've basically given up on meal planning.
 
2013-07-25 07:23:56 PM
Imagine how chickens feel when they see her walking around with her head up her ass.
 
2013-07-25 07:24:42 PM
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Ral
2013-07-25 07:25:31 PM
Some people would consider a free chicken foot with their chicken breasts to be a bonus.
 
2013-07-25 07:25:58 PM
If it were me I'd be pissed I was paying chicken breast prices for a chicken foot.
 
2013-07-25 07:26:21 PM

PainInTheASP: doglover: If I were the manager, I'd have gone with her back to the chicken breasts, found the package with the foot, and put a new sticker on saying BONUS with an arrow pointing at the chicken foot.

And I would have walked up to you and bought that package, just because the look on her face would be priceless.

/"You gonna eat that?  If not I will."


If I were the Safeway manager, I'd have a promotion:
Next week, free fried chicken feet being served as samples all weekend.
 
2013-07-25 07:26:23 PM

Ral: Some people would consider a free chicken foot with their chicken breasts to be a bonus.


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2013-07-25 07:26:37 PM
So, this what it American society has come to.  Instead of grabbing one of the many employees in the store and alerting them to the issue, she unleashes her verbal diarrhea on Twitter.  I feel sorry for the poor fool that goes home to that every night.  I'd rather have the chicken foot.
 
IP
2013-07-25 07:27:08 PM
Approves:

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2013-07-25 07:28:10 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Waldo Pepper: The Food Lion where I'm at sells Chicken feet, pigs feet and frog legs so what's the big deal.  As Dog Lover pointed out: BONUS

Neighborhood market where I used to live sold chicken feet and whole pig heads in addition to tripe & pigs feet.


mmmm, head cheese.  We made that in culinary school.  My friends dared me to eat the eye ball.  I'll try damn near anything.  It's good.
 
2013-07-25 07:28:53 PM
Chicken feet are gross. Too many bones and little pieces of cartilage that you have to eat around, but I don't feel the need to post about it in a public forum and be mocked on a website with thousands of viewers.

/Wait wut?
 
2013-07-25 07:29:14 PM
Didn't read the article; looked at the picture and honestly, I don't get the problem.  I buy chicken and duck from the local Chinese market and it still has the feet and head on it.  Where the fark does she think the chicken comes from, a plant?
 
2013-07-25 07:29:46 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Waldo Pepper: The Food Lion where I'm at sells Chicken feet, pigs feet and frog legs so what's the big deal.  As Dog Lover pointed out: BONUS

Neighborhood market where I used to live sold chicken feet and whole pig heads in addition to tripe & pigs feet.


Also on my local food lion shelves

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2013-07-25 07:31:16 PM
I once found a bunch of worms in a package of fish at a Fry's Food store (Kroger for you non-Arizonians). They were still moving around. I went through the other packages and found others, went to the guy that was in the butcher jacket and showed him the fish. He was like "That's just part of the skin."  The fark? I was pretty grossed out for a while.

But seriously, a chicken foot in a pack of chicken breasts is a bonus.

BONUS.
 
Ant
2013-07-25 07:32:24 PM

Waldo Pepper: Bathia_Mapes: Waldo Pepper: The Food Lion where I'm at sells Chicken feet, pigs feet and frog legs so what's the big deal.  As Dog Lover pointed out: BONUS

Neighborhood market where I used to live sold chicken feet and whole pig heads in addition to tripe & pigs feet.

Also on my local food lion shelves

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Good way to induce cardiac arrest
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2013-07-25 07:32:25 PM
What??

It's edible.
 
2013-07-25 07:32:46 PM
I like when my local Publix gets chicken hearts.

I marinate them overnight in five spice, sesame oil, rice vinegar, crushed red pepper, honey and loads of garlic and then skewer them and cook them kabob-style on the grill.

Serve over a bed of brown rice.  Good stuff.
 
2013-07-25 07:33:21 PM

Waldo Pepper: Bathia_Mapes: Waldo Pepper: The Food Lion where I'm at sells Chicken feet, pigs feet and frog legs so what's the big deal.  As Dog Lover pointed out: BONUS

Neighborhood market where I used to live sold chicken feet and whole pig heads in addition to tripe & pigs feet.

Also on my local food lion shelves

[ihatemymessageboard.com image 550x413]


I can't see those on the shelves without humming the "Zombie on Your Lawn" song from PvZ.

/brains are quite rich in cholesterol
 
2013-07-25 07:34:30 PM
She would never make it in a South Phoenix Ranch Market.
 
2013-07-25 07:34:37 PM
Somebody tell her chickens don't have breasts.

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It's two better than chicken tits.
 
2013-07-25 07:34:47 PM
shiat just take that thing put it in some water and make some stock with it. Jesus she does realize that chickens have to walk some way when they're alive right or does she think boneless,skinless chicken breast comes from the food fairy?
 
2013-07-25 07:36:44 PM

vsavatar: Yet another person who can't come to terms with the fact that her food was a living and breathing creature at one point.  If you can't stand the thought of eating an animal, then don't eat them.  Don't pick and choose parts and sanitize the thought that what you're eating used to be alive.


If you think she's bad now you probably wouldn't like her more if she was vegan.
 
2013-07-25 07:36:44 PM
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