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(The Sun)   CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WON A BRAND NEW CA...um...BABY   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 94
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2013-07-25 05:53:56 PM
Still more ethical than Honey Boo Boo.
 
2013-07-25 05:55:53 PM
Can you pass on the first baby to bid on the second showcase baby?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-07-25 06:53:15 PM
Aren't you supposed to fast during Ramadan? What am I supposed to do with a baby?
 
2013-07-25 06:56:21 PM
Can I get the ceramic dog and the rest on a gift certificate instead?
 
2013-07-25 07:03:42 PM

ZAZ: Aren't you supposed to fast during Ramadan? What am I supposed to do with a baby?


I don't believe they give contestants a baby with the idea they would eat it; I think the point is the contestants would raise it as their own.  I am occasionally incorrect on such matters, however.
 
2013-07-25 07:41:33 PM
Do they throw the girl babies in the trash after the show is over?
 
2013-07-25 07:50:32 PM

ZAZ: Aren't you supposed to fast during Ramadan? What am I supposed to do with a baby?


kill it
 
2013-07-25 07:51:12 PM
YOU get a baby! YOU get a baby! YOU get a baby!

EVERYBODY GETS A BABY!
 
2013-07-25 07:53:15 PM
he tearful wife described the child as a "gift of Ramadan" before her husband described their frustration at not being able to have children.

I'm surprised he didn't pull the old honor killing on her. Farking animals
 
2013-07-25 07:54:07 PM
Viewership may decrease once they get to the lesser quality stock.....

www.empireonline.com
 
2013-07-25 07:55:20 PM

ZAZ: Aren't you supposed to fast during Ramadan? What am I supposed to do with a baby?


The fast lasts until sundown.  You can eat it after that.
 
2013-07-25 07:55:38 PM
I think you have the wrong idea. They are winning their new bride.
 
2013-07-25 07:56:27 PM
Paskitani TV show gives away babies to win Ramadan ratings war

Chhipa said: "We have lots of babies that are just abandoned, left in the garbage or other dirty places...


...like Pakistan.
 
2013-07-25 07:56:56 PM

abhorrent1: Farking animals


specifically, pigs
 
2013-07-25 07:57:58 PM
Ramadan.  It's like sweeps week for Islam.
 
2013-07-25 07:58:14 PM

lockers: I think you have the wrong idea. They are winning their new bride.


I'll only believe that if the host is Hikaru Genji.

/wonder how many people will get that
 
2013-07-25 07:59:53 PM
Alright guys, just hear me out:

Babies + Plinko
 
2013-07-25 08:01:50 PM
Dear lord, don't give Oprah any ideas.
 
2013-07-25 08:02:58 PM
No babies no babies no babies....STOP

/sonnuva...
 
2013-07-25 08:07:11 PM

Nuclear Monk: No babies no babies no babies....STOP

/sonnuva...


t3.gstatic.com

u called
 
2013-07-25 08:08:13 PM
and pedobear hasn't shown up yet?
 
2013-07-25 08:12:37 PM

Ghost Roach: and pedobear hasn't shown up yet?


Occupado.
 
2013-07-25 08:12:52 PM
As long as they are vetting the adoptive parents, I'm totally ok with this.  In TFA they mention that lots of abandoned babies are left out in the open and are found after they've died.  If that's the alternative, they should have 20 baby-giving away TV shows
 
2013-07-25 08:13:45 PM

JasonOfOrillia: ZAZ: Aren't you supposed to fast during Ramadan? What am I supposed to do with a baby?

The fast lasts until sundown.  You can eat it after that.


I know they can't eat pork but is baby considered halal? Also what if its an evening show? can the contestants subdue their hunger until the grand prize?
 
2013-07-25 08:15:20 PM

SuperNinjaToad: JasonOfOrillia: ZAZ: Aren't you supposed to fast during Ramadan? What am I supposed to do with a baby?

The fast lasts until sundown.  You can eat it after that.

I know they can't eat pork but is baby considered halal? Also what if its an evening show? can the contestants subdue their hunger until the grand prize?


only if they eat flatbread
from Chipotle

www.eatmedaily.com
 
2013-07-25 08:18:18 PM

megarian: Alright guys, just hear me out:

Babies + Plinko


Babies + Cliffhangers?
 
2013-07-25 08:18:43 PM
People keep trying to tell me they are not a bunch of animals, but they keep proving them wrong.
 
2013-07-25 08:20:22 PM

vudukungfu: abhorrent1: Farking animals

specifically, pigs


I wonder if there are speakeasy-type places over there where people sneak in and eat bacon
 
2013-07-25 08:21:50 PM
Where is the show where they are adopting out 16 year old Korean girls?
 
2013-07-25 08:23:45 PM

Enemabag Jones: Where is the show where they are adopting out 16 year old Korean girls?


honey boo boo
 
2013-07-25 08:24:35 PM

Enemabag Jones: Where is the show where they are adopting out 16 year old Korean girls?


I believe that show is called TOO OLD.
 
2013-07-25 08:26:54 PM
Pfft, what's a baby worth after taxes?
 
2013-07-25 08:30:48 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Pfft, what's a baby worth after taxes?


In the US? Roughly -250000.
 
2013-07-25 08:30:55 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: ZAZ: Aren't you supposed to fast during Ramadan? What am I supposed to do with a baby?

kill it


This is totally permissible during diaper change ... she exposed herself donchaknow.
 
2013-07-25 08:32:56 PM
Who needs ethics when you have ratings?
 
2013-07-25 08:36:40 PM

Flt209er: megarian: Alright guys, just hear me out:

Babies + Plinko

Babies + Cliffhangers?


I'm in.
 
2013-07-25 08:37:21 PM
See IVF thread....
 
2013-07-25 08:37:46 PM
all we got is Jemimah's Witnesses

www.familyguyfiles.com
 
2013-07-25 08:39:23 PM

Thisbymaster: People keep trying to tell me they are not a bunch of animals, but they keep proving them wrong.


By giving abandoned babies to childless couples?  I'll try to manufacture some rage, but don't know if I can be bothered to care that much.
 
2013-07-25 08:39:39 PM
Bears? The Rolling Bears?
 
2013-07-25 08:40:08 PM
Eeew, I don't want this one, it's slightly used.
 
2013-07-25 08:43:22 PM

Flt209er: megarian: Alright guys, just hear me out:

Babies + Plinko

Babies + Cliffhangers?


Babies + Fear Factor?
 
2013-07-25 08:44:14 PM

ZAZ: Aren't you supposed to fast during Ramadan? What am I supposed to do with a baby?


As long as you keep them frozen they'll last for months.
 
2013-07-25 08:46:17 PM
i51.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-25 08:48:46 PM

Enemabag Jones: Where is the show where they are adopting out 16 year old Korean girls?


The Navy.

/one episode is 4 years
 
2013-07-25 08:50:08 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: all we got is Jemimah's Witnesses

[www.familyguyfiles.com image 640x480]


Waitaminute, didn't we see her on Paula Deen's show??
 
2013-07-25 08:50:40 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Jon iz teh kewl: all we got is Jemimah's Witnesses

[www.familyguyfiles.com image 640x480]

Waitaminute, didn't we see her on Paula Deen's show??


yeah but she was wearing Carpel Tunnel Syndrome
 
2013-07-25 08:54:14 PM
 I presume the cause of death will be boredom.

Just kidding. I've lived in the country. It is not the healthy grave you might assume it is.

Car deaths? They all drive like they are the only vehicle on the road. And there's a whole lot more road. You have to drive 25 miles to get to a grocery store, a doctor, a dentist, a hardware store--and they may not even be in the same town. Country people spend a lot more time on the road. In fact, where I come from the expression "running the roads together" means that two people are a couple or very good friends.

As for black people, we don't have any where I come from so I can't comment on that item. Well, none to speak of. I saw a couple in my nephew's high school year book, and the McCains have an apartment building full of computer programmers from India or possibly Pakistan.  But that is it. There's an old joke which goes "What do you call a black guy in Alberta?" "Tourist".

Then there is education and wealth. I haven't got a large sample to work with, but I expect that educated and rich people in the country suffer from more injuries and accidental deaths because they drive even further to better stores, doctors, dentists, etc. And they ski and golf and hunt and fish more. In fact, they do all sorts of things more than the poor people, and they take bigger risks. And some of the bastards have private aircraft. I don't know about jumbo jets, but small airplanes are scary. They are the ones that always go down in the wilderness. When was the last time you read about a 747 or 787 crashing in the middle of nowhere? Well, you've read about a lot of small airplane crashes since then.

And let's not forget recreational vehicles. The welfare people may have a yard full of cars and snowmobiles and ATVs but how many of them are paid for and how many work? Ha! There's the catch. Rich people have motorboats and airplanes and all sorts of toys that can hurt you or kill you.

One of my co-workers dinging himself up pretty bad in bicycle accidents involving his children cutting him off. I assume this sort of thing doesn't happen to the poor folks but it happens a lot to well-to-do liberals with post-graduate degrees and to the summer people, even if they are conservatives.

City people have more places to exercise safely. City folks have fewer guns and don't bother to clean them because they only use them once and get a new one. City slickers eat better and fresher food than people who live in the country because perversely, if you can't grow your own, you get the worst food in the country.

The farmers ship it to the cities which store it in freezers or warehouses for months and then ship it back to rotten little country stores with poor selection, high prices and lamentable produce and meat. My advice is to buy direct from the local farmers whenever possible. That's the only way to get a really good bag of potatoes, really fresh fruit or corn, etc.

Even the roadside stands can't be trusted. Most of them sell the same produce as the big stores at a slighly higher price. Be sure you are getting local if you pay for local.

Know your farmer and his farm. Do you see cornfields? Then where the Hell is he growing the corn? in his basement? Not likely. You've been had if it isn't in season or in the fields around the stand.
 
2013-07-25 08:54:28 PM
A culture of selfishness.
 
2013-07-25 08:57:37 PM

TaterTot_HotDish: As long as they are vetting the adoptive parents, I'm totally ok with this.  In TFA they mention that lots of abandoned babies are left out in the open and are found after they've died.  If that's the alternative, they should have 20 baby-giving away TV shows


But people only want their own genetic issue.  Didn't you see the IVF thread?
 
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