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2013-07-25 05:45:38 PM
Finally, the loincloth pays off.
 
2013-07-25 06:15:18 PM
Shut up and play stranglehold
 
2013-07-25 06:33:22 PM
Ted Nugent craps himself over Florida boycott
 
2013-07-25 06:36:30 PM
It still amazes me that the right pays any attention to a draft-dodging has-been pedophile.
 
2013-07-25 06:49:43 PM
Nugent suggests boycotting Chicago?

Go ahead, you craven malingerer.
 
2013-07-25 06:50:07 PM
I think we've found a new textbook definition for psychosis : taking anything ted nugent says without a grain of salt the size of tucson..
 
2013-07-25 06:52:12 PM
People in my circle have always referred to him as "Theodore Nugget".
 
2013-07-25 06:52:47 PM
Avoiding the free fire zone that is Chicago doesn't make sense for him.  You'd think he'd appreciate a chance to shoot back first with little chance the pigs will even notice another couple dozen dead inner city punks.
 
2013-07-25 06:55:27 PM
I didn't even know Cook County had a County Fair for him to open for the Pig Races.
 
2013-07-25 06:55:59 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Avoiding the free fire zone that is Chicago doesn't make sense for him.  You'd think he'd appreciate a chance to shoot back first with little chance the pigs will even notice another couple dozen dead inner city punks.


You'd think so, but in fact he'd be standing there with an empty rifle miming it while some guy just out of sight took all his shots for him.
 
2013-07-25 06:56:04 PM
Would he prefer a big wave of Democrats to move there instead?
 
2013-07-25 06:58:25 PM

DemonEater: Smeggy Smurf: Avoiding the free fire zone that is Chicago doesn't make sense for him.  You'd think he'd appreciate a chance to shoot back first with little chance the pigs will even notice another couple dozen dead inner city punks.

You'd think so, but in fact he'd be standing there with an empty rifle miming it while some guy just out of sight took all his shots for him.


Only one way to find out.  Frankly my bet is he's better for moral purposes than actually on the front lines.  Now as a sniper he's apt to be among the more deadly seeing as how he can afford to get a decent weaponsmith to peak and tweak his rifle.
 
2013-07-25 07:00:00 PM
"Rock star turned right wing commentator"

After that I knew I didn't need to read any further. What a farking laugh.
 
2013-07-25 07:01:01 PM

Wintermute6: It still amazes me that the right pays any attention to a draft-dodging has-been pedophile.


sounds like the majority of the current right wing. so makes sense.
plus you left out hunting gun nut.
 
2013-07-25 07:02:21 PM
i'm boycotting FLA due to all the craziness in Fark stories
 
2013-07-25 07:02:35 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Avoiding the free fire zone that is Chicago doesn't make sense for him.  You'd think he'd appreciate a chance to shoot back first with little chance the pigs will even notice another couple dozen dead inner city punks.


Shooting a human being isn't like shooting a flaming arrow at a guitar strapped to a wall.
 
2013-07-25 07:05:20 PM
Does he shiat everywhere on stage like that charming Allin fellow?
Or does he only do it when there's a draft?
 
2013-07-25 07:11:00 PM
Don't boycott Florida over Stand Your Ground.

Boycott them for poor enforcement of human trafficking laws which allow their tomato and citrus growers to make gobs of money off of what is quite literally slavery that still exists.

Also, slave labor or no, the ruined the tomato.
 
2013-07-25 07:11:06 PM

Wintermute6: It still amazes me that the right pays any attention to a draft-dodging has-been pedophile.


They will pay attention to anyone saying bad things about the POTUS.  That's their M.O.
 
2013-07-25 07:12:39 PM

Wintermute6: It still amazes me that the right pays any attention to a draft-dodging has-been pedophile.


I think it has something to do with them being hypocritical morons.
 
2013-07-25 07:16:34 PM
I'm getting a horrible feeling that now that he's got his own show, we're going to be seeing a lot of threads about stupid crap this tools says.

Let's boycott Nugent.
 
2013-07-25 07:20:51 PM
residents there are "left out of their cages to commit more brutal murders and rape and carjackings and slaughter of innocence

That's ridiculous.  I have hardly ever been brutally murdered and raped when I'm in Chicago.  And I've never been carjacked.
 
2013-07-25 07:22:53 PM
someone get that boy in a stranglehold, baby

at least until he turns blue and kicks his feet a bit
 
2013-07-25 07:33:06 PM

ScaryBottles: "Rock star turned right wing commentator"

After that I knew I didn't need to read any further. What a farking laugh.


No, really he was. The Sex Pistols and Disco did him in. But he was HUGE back in the day.
 
2013-07-25 07:37:05 PM
i1239.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-25 07:40:50 PM

RobDownSouth: [i1239.photobucket.com image 380x255]


wait what? really?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that poor thing
we should definitely feel sorry for him
 
2013-07-25 07:45:19 PM
Oh, another Ted thread. I'll just post this from the other thread: COWARD
 
2013-07-25 07:56:49 PM
I know no one really likes him, but when he goes into a rant about PETA, then I think, wow he really knows his stuff about conservation.  Then all the other blithering shiat he's said/done comes back to mind.
 
2013-07-25 08:02:21 PM
Who really cares about the touring schedule of a guy that got kicked out of the opening slot for Styx and REO Speedwagon?
 
2013-07-25 08:12:50 PM
assets.diylol.com
 
2013-07-25 08:14:39 PM
I encourage Ted and his fans to boycott Chicago. Stay the f*ck out.
 
2013-07-25 08:28:27 PM
If anyone knows what a "fog of denial" is like, it's The Nuge...
 
2013-07-25 08:28:40 PM
He always accuses people of being substance abusers, and is obsessed with the fact that he doesn't take drugs or drink. fark you, Ted. Avoiding drugs is a good idea, but it doesn't make you morally superior, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with having a few beers or a martini.
 
2013-07-25 08:30:10 PM

stoli n coke: Who really cares about the touring schedule of a guy that got kicked out of the opening slot for Styx and REO Speedwagon?


Seriously? For what?
 
2013-07-25 08:39:21 PM

nekom: Shut up and play stranglehold


I came here to post these exact words.
 
2013-07-25 08:59:03 PM

miltonbabbitt: nekom: Shut up and play stranglehold

I came here to post these exact words.


I'd rather hear Great White Buffalo
 
2013-07-25 09:00:02 PM
Nugget pants got his two front teeth nocked out back in the late 70's(?) with a wrist rocket slingshot and a pinball here in KC while playing at a summer jam festival at Arrowhead stadium, promised to never come back.
I was there but cannot remember the year.

/ loves beer, poor memory of early years
 
2013-07-25 09:10:01 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: I encourage Ted and his fans to boycott Chicago. Stay the f*ck out.


Funny thing about it is, he spent a few years of his life in the suburbs and went to St. Viator and then Fremd high school.
 
2013-07-25 09:13:18 PM
Isn't he dead yet
 
2013-07-25 09:20:46 PM
As someone finishing up my 3rd week of vacation on an island off Florida's gulf coast, I'm getting a kick..
 
2013-07-25 09:23:54 PM
I think people that post on Internet forums think highly if themselves. Just because your opinion agrees with the current narrative the news cycle is playing doesn't mean that is the reality.
 
2013-07-25 09:24:59 PM

1000 Ways to Dye: Don't boycott Florida over Stand Your Ground.

Boycott them for poor enforcement of human trafficking laws which allow their tomato and citrus growers to make gobs of money off of what is quite literally slavery that still exists.

Also, slave labor or no, the ruined the tomato.


Do you happen to know the brands?
 
2013-07-25 09:27:59 PM
You go ahead and boycott Chicago, Nuge. Your fan will be devastated, but you'll be so much more popular in freeperland.
 
2013-07-25 09:34:20 PM
I think I speak for all Chicagoans when I say *shrug*
 
2013-07-25 09:34:21 PM
I agree with Ted on this

//goes back to listening to my Damn Yankees CD...
 
2013-07-25 09:36:01 PM

MFAWG: ScaryBottles: "Rock star turned right wing commentator"

After that I knew I didn't need to read any further. What a farking laugh.

No, really he was. The Sex Pistols and Disco did him in. But he was HUGE back in the day.


If Disco and The Sex Pistols can do you in then you're no rock star.
 
2013-07-25 09:38:44 PM

doofusss: Nugget pants got his two front teeth nocked out back in the late 70's(?) with a wrist rocket slingshot and a pinball here in KC while playing at a summer jam festival at Arrowhead stadium, promised to never come back.
I was there but cannot remember the year.

/ loves beer, poor memory of early years


I'd pay millions to see that
 
2013-07-25 09:42:16 PM

LtDarkstar: I agree with Ted on this

//goes back to listening to my Damn Yankees CD...


Gayest Band Ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_uh8XjgLTE
 
2013-07-25 09:42:59 PM
Florida is a State, Sweddy.  A State.

Just a little f.y.i.
 
2013-07-25 09:44:24 PM

Wintermute6: It still amazes me that the right pays any attention to a draft-dodging has-been pedophile.


As long as he keeps saying what other rednecks want to hear, well, sure, the wealthy right are happy to keep exploiting him. Teddie's schtick works for them. Sure, they won't have a drink with him, because he's a draft-dodging has-been pedophile, but he's happy to do the heavy lifting in return for the attention.
 
2013-07-25 09:45:06 PM
I don't agree with everything The Nuge has to say about many things, but I absolutely love him for his ability to elicit such huge amounts of pants sh*tting from you farkers.  Ted don't give a sh*t and I respect that.

msnbctv.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-25 09:47:06 PM
Snark away....he's pretty much correct about this particular issue.  I'd prefer to hear the Florida governor say the same thing and tell the idiots to fark off, but pretty sure that won't happen, wut wit' politics and all.
 
2013-07-25 09:49:44 PM
Nugent added that celebrities might as well boycott Chicago while they're at it, arguing that residents there are "left out of their cages to commit more brutal murders and rape and carjackings and slaughter of innocence."

So, since he's so worried, he has organized a boycott of Chicago, right?

Seriously, they need to get over this "why focus on just one murder?" bullshiat. Dana Perino displayed the true extent of her short term memory loss by biatching that Obama made a speech about Trayvon Martin, but didn't say a speech for each and every person in the country who has been murdered.

It's like the entire Right wing is now sharing a single brain cell, and they have to schedule visiting hours...
 
2013-07-25 09:54:10 PM
hisvorpal.wordpress.com
douchebag
 
2013-07-25 09:54:31 PM
Okay  poop 1Y student deferment is coming out.

FTFTN
 
2013-07-25 09:55:42 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: I don't agree with everything The Nuge has to say about many things, but I absolutely love him for his ability to elicit such huge amounts of pants sh*tting from you farkers.  Ted don't give a sh*t and I respect that.

[msnbctv.files.wordpress.com image 850x557]


I love that you're still here trying to get people riled.

/going to bed.
 
2013-07-25 10:15:06 PM
He certainly hates drugs a lot for a draft dodger.

I thought all draft dodgers were supposed to be pot smoking left wing hippies?

Also he was a draft dodger, who dodged the draft.
 
2013-07-25 10:17:33 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: I don't agree with everything The Nuge has to say about many things, but I absolutely love him for his ability to elicit such huge amounts of pants sh*tting from you farkers.  Ted don't give a sh*t and I respect that.

[msnbctv.files.wordpress.com image 850x557]


you're right.

We Libs sure do mislike those draft dodging pedo. Silly libs.
 
2013-07-25 10:30:30 PM
What did he even do? Cat Scratch Fever? Stranglehold? Ok, you learned five songs and made a couple rock songs  in the 70s I'll admit it was probably better than Barry Manilow and Debbie Boone but get over yourself.
 
2013-07-25 10:33:08 PM
Accept your beating and or death. Try to make a phone call as you draw your last breath.

Only rich people should have guns.
 
2013-07-25 10:40:08 PM
Compared to the states with an income tax Florida is like center square on the bingo card for people who make money on tour.
 
2013-07-25 10:40:22 PM

Mugato: probably better than Barry Manilow


TAKE THAT BACK!!!1
 
2013-07-25 10:41:56 PM
Nugent is a nutball, but the celebrities calling for a boycott over "stand your ground" are idiots for two reasons.  1. The Zimmerman case had nothing (zero, zip, nada) to do with stand your ground.  2. Roughly 30 states have stand your ground type laws on their books.
 
2013-07-25 10:44:23 PM

wildcardjack: Compared to the states with an income tax Florida is like center square on the bingo card for people who make money on tour.




It's a great state to be a tourist.
 
2013-07-25 10:45:11 PM

ScaryBottles: LtDarkstar: I agree with Ted on this

//goes back to listening to my Damn Yankees CD...

Gayest Band Ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_uh8XjgLTE


Damn Yankees were the first band that made me realize that, as a songwriter, that you can take two riffs that have nothing in common and with a few tweaks can smash them together and make something larger....not better mind you.....just larger.

If you're looking for a painful but interesting experiment listen to their CD and just listen to the riffs and how they transition.  It's songwriting by dartboard committee pulled off of some poor sods four track full of ideas.

Honestly I hadn't heard anything THAT bad since La Roux or whoever did that "Bulletproof" tune.
 
2013-07-25 10:46:12 PM

what_now: Psycoholic_Slag: I don't agree with everything The Nuge has to say about many things, but I absolutely love him for his ability to elicit such huge amounts of pants sh*tting from you farkers.  Ted don't give a sh*t and I respect that.

[msnbctv.files.wordpress.com image 850x557]

you're right.

We Libs sure do mislike those draft dodging pedo. Silly libs.


Of COURSE he dodged the draft! People actually fight back!
 
2013-07-25 10:47:00 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: I don't agree with everything The Nuge has to say about many things, but I absolutely love him for his ability to elicit such huge amounts of pants sh*tting from you farkers.  Ted don't give a sh*t and I respect that.

[msnbctv.files.wordpress.com image 850x557]


Well aren't you the rugged individualist, do you respect many pant shiatting, draft dodging pedophiles?
 
2013-07-25 10:50:22 PM

OgreMagi: 1. The Zimmerman case had nothing (zero, zip, nada) to do with stand your ground.


They didn't implicitly invoke "stand your ground" but Zimmerman stalked a person and murdered him because he claimed he was scared for his life. And he got off. That's pretty much the spirit of the "stand your ground" law. One of the jurors is now coming out saying that he got away with murder but because of the law, there wasn't anything she could do.
 
2013-07-25 10:53:18 PM

OgreMagi: Nugent is a nutball, but the celebrities calling for a boycott over "stand your ground" are idiots for two reasons.  1. The Zimmerman case had nothing (zero, zip, nada) to do with stand your ground.  2. Roughly 30 states have stand your ground type laws on their books.


"Stand Your Ground" was invoked at the get-go.  Any person in a non SYG state would have spent at least a few days locked up while things got sorted out.  IIRC he walked away that night and slept in his own bed.
 
2013-07-25 10:54:02 PM

Skarekrough: ScaryBottles: LtDarkstar: I agree with Ted on this

//goes back to listening to my Damn Yankees CD...

Gayest Band Ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_uh8XjgLTE

Damn Yankees were the first band that made me realize that, as a songwriter, that you can take two riffs that have nothing in common and with a few tweaks can smash them together and make something larger....not better mind you.....just larger.

If you're looking for a painful but interesting experiment listen to their CD and just listen to the riffs and how they transition.  It's songwriting by dartboard committee pulled off of some poor sods four track full of ideas.

Honestly I hadn't heard anything THAT bad since La Roux or whoever did that "Bulletproof" tune.


Dude I learned that from listening to Slayer. Damn Yankees were a bunch of made up high heel wearing Nancys. Seriously for those unfamiliar with them they actually wore makeup during and many of the members wore high heels during the 80's I'm not just making a gay joke.
 
2013-07-25 11:01:24 PM

ScaryBottles: Psycoholic_Slag: I don't agree with everything The Nuge has to say about many things, but I absolutely love him for his ability to elicit such huge amounts of pants sh*tting from you farkers.  Ted don't give a sh*t and I respect that.

[msnbctv.files.wordpress.com image 850x557]

Well aren't you the rugged individualist, do you respect many pant shiatting, draft dodging pedophiles?


Maybe Michael Jackson.

www.atalk.de
 
2013-07-25 11:04:10 PM

Skarekrough: OgreMagi: Nugent is a nutball, but the celebrities calling for a boycott over "stand your ground" are idiots for two reasons.  1. The Zimmerman case had nothing (zero, zip, nada) to do with stand your ground.  2. Roughly 30 states have stand your ground type laws on their books.

"Stand Your Ground" was invoked at the get-go.  Any person in a non SYG state would have spent at least a few days locked up while things got sorted out.  IIRC he walked away that night and slept in his own bed.


No.  The media invoked stand your ground from the get-go.  Zimmerman did not.
 
2013-07-25 11:07:19 PM
Ted, bubala, that's competition bowing out. You can finally get some of the sweet venues, as opposed to doing the side stage at Cricket Pavillion in Phoenix. OK, not real competition, but those folks bowing out, means that dates may open to give you a shot.
 
2013-07-25 11:11:13 PM

Mugato: OgreMagi: 1. The Zimmerman case had nothing (zero, zip, nada) to do with stand your ground.

They didn't implicitly invoke "stand your ground" but Zimmerman stalked a person and murdered him because he claimed he was scared for his life. And he got off. That's pretty much the spirit of the "stand your ground" law. One of the jurors is now coming out saying that he got away with murder but because of the law, there wasn't anything she could do.


The juror said he got away with murder because of the lack of evidence.  Again, not one farking thing to do with stand your ground.
 
2013-07-25 11:15:01 PM
Boycott Chicago, Ted?  So I guess you wont be playing Saturday night?

http://www.chicagoridge.org/Community/Ridgefest.html

That's about 2 miles outside Chicago, and about 2 minutes from my house.  I really looked forward to seeing him.
 
2013-07-25 11:16:46 PM

Jeebus Saves: Boycott Chicago, Ted?  So I guess you wont be playing Saturday night?

http://www.chicagoridge.org/Community/Ridgefest.html

That's about 2 miles outside Chicago, and about 2 minutes from my house.  I really looked forward to seeing him.


Bring your slingshot.
 
2013-07-25 11:24:36 PM
FTFA: "What the opposite of stand your ground?" Nugent asked. "Give up?"

In this case, the opposite of "stand your ground" was "and go he should, if he were the Devil himself, until he broke the law!"
 
2013-07-25 11:27:50 PM

born_yesterday: Jeebus Saves: Boycott Chicago, Ted?  So I guess you wont be playing Saturday night?

http://www.chicagoridge.org/Community/Ridgefest.html

That's about 2 miles outside Chicago, and about 2 minutes from my house.  I really looked forward to seeing him.

Bring your slingshot full automatic M-16.


FTFY
 
2013-07-25 11:31:54 PM

Mugato: OgreMagi: 1. The Zimmerman case had nothing (zero, zip, nada) to do with stand your ground.

They didn't implicitly invoke "stand your ground" but Zimmerman stalked a person and murdered him because he claimed he was scared for his life. And he got off. That's pretty much the spirit of the "stand your ground" law. One of the jurors is now coming out saying that he got away with murder but because of the law, there wasn't anything she could do.




She could become a cop.
 
2013-07-25 11:32:40 PM
A Nudge is a guy giving a bj to a homeless man while the that homeless man is glued by his own feces to a park bench
 
2013-07-25 11:40:47 PM

Huggermugger: He always accuses people of being substance abusers, and is obsessed with the fact that he doesn't take drugs or drink. fark you, Ted. Avoiding drugs is a good idea, but it doesn't make you morally superior, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with having a few beers or a martini.


Yeah, Henry Rollins is a total straight edge type, but he doesn't go on and on about it, or even bash others for not being like him, as far as I've seen. Which makes me think it would be a lot of fun to see Ted Nugent and Henry Rollins fight.
 
2013-07-25 11:42:08 PM
I'm not one for the social media and getting a following on the twitters and all, but this guy is playing in my backyard Saturday.  I hate hypocrites.  Don't like Chicago?  Don't play here.  Don't talk shiat one day and take our money 2 days later.  Any ideas?
 
2013-07-25 11:46:24 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: A Nudge is a guy giving a bj to a homeless man while the that homeless man is glued by his own feces to a park bench


Have you been on the Urban Dictionary again?


i651.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-25 11:59:26 PM

ScaryBottles: LtDarkstar: I agree with Ted on this

//goes back to listening to my Damn Yankees CD...

Gayest Band Ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_uh8XjgLTE


Not even close.
 
2013-07-26 12:00:33 AM
I wanna see Nugent debate Henry Rollins.
 
2013-07-26 12:01:40 AM
"Chicago."

DRINK!

/Your new talking point is painfully obvious, conservatard media.
 
2013-07-26 12:06:43 AM

LectertheChef: Huggermugger: He always accuses people of being substance abusers, and is obsessed with the fact that he doesn't take drugs or drink. fark you, Ted. Avoiding drugs is a good idea, but it doesn't make you morally superior, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with having a few beers or a martini.

Yeah, Henry Rollins is a total straight edge type, but he doesn't go on and on about it, or even bash others for not being like him, as far as I've seen. Which makes me think it would be a lot of fun to see Ted Nugent and Henry Rollins fight.


I'd pay good money to see that.
 
2013-07-26 12:55:35 AM

ScaryBottles: MFAWG: ScaryBottles: "Rock star turned right wing commentator"

After that I knew I didn't need to read any further. What a farking laugh.

No, really he was. The Sex Pistols and Disco did him in. But he was HUGE back in the day.

If Disco and The Sex Pistols can do you in then you're no rock star.


It was a strange time.
 
2013-07-26 01:02:02 AM

syrynxx: residents there are "left out of their cages to commit more brutal murders and rape and carjackings and slaughter of innocence

That's ridiculous.  I have hardly ever been brutally murdered and raped when I'm in Chicago.  And I've never been carjacked.


you have to pay extra for that
 
2013-07-26 02:01:29 AM
Hey Ted, what happened to "let the free market decide"?

Oh, right, they're supposed to "decide" in your favor. If they don't, that's Communism.
 
2013-07-26 02:32:44 AM

LectertheChef: Huggermugger: He always accuses people of being substance abusers, and is obsessed with the fact that he doesn't take drugs or drink. fark you, Ted. Avoiding drugs is a good idea, but it doesn't make you morally superior, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with having a few beers or a martini.

Yeah, Henry Rollins is a total straight edge type, but he doesn't go on and on about it, or even bash others for not being like him, as far as I've seen. Which makes me think it would be a lot of fun to see Ted Nugent and Henry Rollins fight.


I would pay good money, American money even, to see that.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-26 02:54:13 AM
i560.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-26 05:44:34 AM
what's funny to me is that if Ted Nugent got lost in NYC and found himself walking toward several black men just hanging out, he would run screaming in the opposite direction and they would say "Who the fark was that guy?"

that pleases me.
 
2013-07-26 07:05:00 AM
Ya gotta discern between the crazy bullshiat and the good points made sometimes.  Ted's a whackjob but he's on the right path with this.  Fark Madonna Jay-Z etc.      Blowhards.
 
2013-07-26 07:22:40 AM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: FTFA: "What the opposite of stand your ground?" Nugent asked. "Give up?"

In this case, the opposite of "stand your ground" was "and go he should, if he were the Devil himself, until he broke the law!"


How about "stay in your car and mind your own business".
 
2013-07-26 07:30:32 AM
I'm no Nugent fan but the boycot is pretty stupid. Plus, I don't recall anyone doing this when OJ was acquitted.
 
2013-07-26 07:57:12 AM
The boycott is stupid, misguided, disingenuous, and followed only by the mentally retarded.  Kind of like Nugent.
 
2013-07-26 08:07:03 AM
I may have missed a memo here, but when did Courtney Love gain credibility?
 
2013-07-26 08:17:47 AM
For years, I've been telling you idiots not to come down here.
 
2013-07-26 08:33:42 AM

Wintermute6: It still amazes me that the right pays any attention to a draft-dodging has-been pedophile.


Why? That's, like, half their congressional caucus.
 
2013-07-26 09:44:16 AM
The only time anyone in Chicago listens to this Diarrhea-spewing Fart Nugget is when Stranglehold comes on during the pre-game montage at a Blackhawks game.

I'm sure they could easily replace it with a number of generic high-energy rock songs.
 
2013-07-26 09:49:41 AM
Someone needs to tell Mr. Ted that namedropping black music stars you've never even met is not an effective way of dealing with the public perception that you're a racist.

Someone gave me a video of a recent concert of his filmed on the night Zimmerman was sprung, and all through the show he keeps name checking Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, Motown, Wilson PIckett, etc, and referring to him and his band as "little black boys".

I don't think it's helping him any.
 
2013-07-26 10:47:46 AM
I think the lesson we can all take away from this boys & girls, is that if you attain a certain plateau of public adoration, you can get away with dodging the draft, diddling little girls, threatening the president, and in O.J.'s case, double-murder. The only reason O.J. is in the clink now is because he was too dumb to stop being a criminal, and eventually that shiat catches up with you even if you're a football hero.

So remember kids... either be a rock star or learn to throw a football really well, and maybe you can grow up to be Patrick Bateman, and no one will bat an eye.

Liberty and justice for all (of the rich people).
 
2013-07-26 11:42:14 AM

OgreMagi: The juror said he got away with murder because of the lack of evidence. Again, not one farking thing to do with stand your ground.


shhhhhh. no one like their paradigms sprinkled with facts.  now when there is a jury trial the jurors will judge based off of what the masses want and not based off of evidence. that is one way to destroy the justice system.
 
2013-07-26 12:08:39 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Avoiding the free fire zone that is Chicago doesn't make sense for him.  You'd think he'd appreciate a chance to shoot back first with little chance the pigs will even notice another couple dozen dead inner city punks.


That's because he's chikenshiat. But I think that's the point you were making.
 
2013-07-26 01:40:05 PM

Wintermute6: It still amazes me that the right pays any attention to a draft-dodging has-been pedophile.


Because they see him as a god fearing patriot.  Really.  They actually call him this.

http://www.politicususa.com/2012/04/25/ted-nugent-pedophile-patriot. ht ml
http://articles.latimes.com/2013/feb/11/news/la-pn-ted-nugent-state- of -the-union-20130211
 
2013-07-26 02:27:34 PM

Mugato: OgreMagi: 1. The Zimmerman case had nothing (zero, zip, nada) to do with stand your ground.

They didn't implicitly invoke "stand your ground" but Zimmerman stalked a person and murdered him because he claimed he was scared for his life. And he got off. That's pretty much the spirit of the "stand your ground" law. One of the jurors is now coming out saying that he got away with murder but because of the law, there wasn't anything she could do.


what the hell is wrong with you?  you straight up know that what you said there is complete crap.

also, that juror is an idiot.  stand your ground had nothing whatever to do with anything on the Zimmerman case and the juror in question basically said that she felt he was guilty of something, but the law said otherwise.

Your FEELINGS don't mean shiat.  Zimmerman was attacked and defended himself, and the law was very clear, and stand your ground had NOTHING WHATEVER to do with the case.

You know, I know, hell, DOGS know that Zimmerman should never have been charged with a crime.  The prosecution had ZERO case.  Trayvon's own friend admitted ON THE STAND and on CNN that Trayvon went all the way home and then RETURNED to Zimmerman to "whoop ass".

So seriously.  What the hell is wrong with you?
 
2013-07-26 02:29:59 PM

ristst: Wintermute6: It still amazes me that the right pays any attention to a draft-dodging has-been pedophile.

Because they see him as a god fearing patriot.  Really.  They actually call him this.

http://www.politicususa.com/2012/04/25/ted-nugent-pedophile-patriot. ht ml
http://articles.latimes.com/2013/feb/11/news/la-pn-ted-nugent-state- of -the-union-20130211


I vote republican.  I have odd standings on many things.  I like Nugent's music and Double Live Gonzo is a great record.

Ted himself is a gaddamned idiot with a derp level that surpasses the stupid bint that thinks kids don't need vaccinations.
 
2013-07-26 05:11:12 PM
I totally agree with the Zimmerman verdict, but ted nugent is a complete utter moron.
 
2013-07-26 07:34:56 PM
The whole "Nuge pants-poop draft dodge" is indeed true no doubt. I remember reading an interview with him in the early 80s where he actually bragged about this.

does ANYBODY have a link or a vid of somebody "outing" Ted on this?

I have seen Nuge shooting his mouth off and ranting so many times on TV but have NEVER seen or heard of anyone confronting him about him being a chicken-hawk pussy draft dodger.


btw...as much as Nuge is an ass... there is nothing wrong with "castle doctrine" or "stand your ground" laws.
This issue is being blown WAY out of proportion. If you shoot someone, you will still likely face a jury. Blame the jury or the state prosecution if you think a killer walks free.
 
2013-07-27 01:14:36 AM

Bruce Campbell: I may have missed a memo here, but when did Courtney Love gain credibility?


Compared to Ted Nugent she's a bastion of integrity. Besides, he's admitted it, and she wasn't the first or last way too young girl that he raped.
 
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