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(Opposing Views)   Ted Nugent craps himself over Florida boycott   (opposingviews.com) divider line 111
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2013-07-25 05:45:38 PM
Finally, the loincloth pays off.
 
2013-07-25 06:15:18 PM
Shut up and play stranglehold
 
2013-07-25 06:33:22 PM
Ted Nugent craps himself over Florida boycott
 
2013-07-25 06:36:30 PM
It still amazes me that the right pays any attention to a draft-dodging has-been pedophile.
 
2013-07-25 06:49:43 PM
Nugent suggests boycotting Chicago?

Go ahead, you craven malingerer.
 
2013-07-25 06:50:07 PM
I think we've found a new textbook definition for psychosis : taking anything ted nugent says without a grain of salt the size of tucson..
 
2013-07-25 06:52:12 PM
People in my circle have always referred to him as "Theodore Nugget".
 
2013-07-25 06:52:47 PM
Avoiding the free fire zone that is Chicago doesn't make sense for him.  You'd think he'd appreciate a chance to shoot back first with little chance the pigs will even notice another couple dozen dead inner city punks.
 
2013-07-25 06:55:27 PM
I didn't even know Cook County had a County Fair for him to open for the Pig Races.
 
2013-07-25 06:55:59 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Avoiding the free fire zone that is Chicago doesn't make sense for him.  You'd think he'd appreciate a chance to shoot back first with little chance the pigs will even notice another couple dozen dead inner city punks.


You'd think so, but in fact he'd be standing there with an empty rifle miming it while some guy just out of sight took all his shots for him.
 
2013-07-25 06:56:04 PM
Would he prefer a big wave of Democrats to move there instead?
 
2013-07-25 06:58:25 PM

DemonEater: Smeggy Smurf: Avoiding the free fire zone that is Chicago doesn't make sense for him.  You'd think he'd appreciate a chance to shoot back first with little chance the pigs will even notice another couple dozen dead inner city punks.

You'd think so, but in fact he'd be standing there with an empty rifle miming it while some guy just out of sight took all his shots for him.


Only one way to find out.  Frankly my bet is he's better for moral purposes than actually on the front lines.  Now as a sniper he's apt to be among the more deadly seeing as how he can afford to get a decent weaponsmith to peak and tweak his rifle.
 
2013-07-25 07:00:00 PM
"Rock star turned right wing commentator"

After that I knew I didn't need to read any further. What a farking laugh.
 
2013-07-25 07:01:01 PM

Wintermute6: It still amazes me that the right pays any attention to a draft-dodging has-been pedophile.


sounds like the majority of the current right wing. so makes sense.
plus you left out hunting gun nut.
 
2013-07-25 07:02:21 PM
i'm boycotting FLA due to all the craziness in Fark stories
 
2013-07-25 07:02:35 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Avoiding the free fire zone that is Chicago doesn't make sense for him.  You'd think he'd appreciate a chance to shoot back first with little chance the pigs will even notice another couple dozen dead inner city punks.


Shooting a human being isn't like shooting a flaming arrow at a guitar strapped to a wall.
 
2013-07-25 07:05:20 PM
Does he shiat everywhere on stage like that charming Allin fellow?
Or does he only do it when there's a draft?
 
2013-07-25 07:11:00 PM
Don't boycott Florida over Stand Your Ground.

Boycott them for poor enforcement of human trafficking laws which allow their tomato and citrus growers to make gobs of money off of what is quite literally slavery that still exists.

Also, slave labor or no, the ruined the tomato.
 
2013-07-25 07:11:06 PM

Wintermute6: It still amazes me that the right pays any attention to a draft-dodging has-been pedophile.


They will pay attention to anyone saying bad things about the POTUS.  That's their M.O.
 
2013-07-25 07:12:39 PM

Wintermute6: It still amazes me that the right pays any attention to a draft-dodging has-been pedophile.


I think it has something to do with them being hypocritical morons.
 
2013-07-25 07:16:34 PM
I'm getting a horrible feeling that now that he's got his own show, we're going to be seeing a lot of threads about stupid crap this tools says.

Let's boycott Nugent.
 
2013-07-25 07:20:51 PM
residents there are "left out of their cages to commit more brutal murders and rape and carjackings and slaughter of innocence

That's ridiculous.  I have hardly ever been brutally murdered and raped when I'm in Chicago.  And I've never been carjacked.
 
2013-07-25 07:22:53 PM
someone get that boy in a stranglehold, baby

at least until he turns blue and kicks his feet a bit
 
2013-07-25 07:33:06 PM

ScaryBottles: "Rock star turned right wing commentator"

After that I knew I didn't need to read any further. What a farking laugh.


No, really he was. The Sex Pistols and Disco did him in. But he was HUGE back in the day.
 
2013-07-25 07:37:05 PM
i1239.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-25 07:40:50 PM

RobDownSouth: [i1239.photobucket.com image 380x255]


wait what? really?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that poor thing
we should definitely feel sorry for him
 
2013-07-25 07:45:19 PM
Oh, another Ted thread. I'll just post this from the other thread: COWARD
 
2013-07-25 07:56:49 PM
I know no one really likes him, but when he goes into a rant about PETA, then I think, wow he really knows his stuff about conservation.  Then all the other blithering shiat he's said/done comes back to mind.
 
2013-07-25 08:02:21 PM
Who really cares about the touring schedule of a guy that got kicked out of the opening slot for Styx and REO Speedwagon?
 
2013-07-25 08:12:50 PM
assets.diylol.com
 
2013-07-25 08:14:39 PM
I encourage Ted and his fans to boycott Chicago. Stay the f*ck out.
 
2013-07-25 08:28:27 PM
If anyone knows what a "fog of denial" is like, it's The Nuge...
 
2013-07-25 08:28:40 PM
He always accuses people of being substance abusers, and is obsessed with the fact that he doesn't take drugs or drink. fark you, Ted. Avoiding drugs is a good idea, but it doesn't make you morally superior, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with having a few beers or a martini.
 
2013-07-25 08:30:10 PM

stoli n coke: Who really cares about the touring schedule of a guy that got kicked out of the opening slot for Styx and REO Speedwagon?


Seriously? For what?
 
2013-07-25 08:39:21 PM

nekom: Shut up and play stranglehold


I came here to post these exact words.
 
2013-07-25 08:59:03 PM

miltonbabbitt: nekom: Shut up and play stranglehold

I came here to post these exact words.


I'd rather hear Great White Buffalo
 
2013-07-25 09:00:02 PM
Nugget pants got his two front teeth nocked out back in the late 70's(?) with a wrist rocket slingshot and a pinball here in KC while playing at a summer jam festival at Arrowhead stadium, promised to never come back.
I was there but cannot remember the year.

/ loves beer, poor memory of early years
 
2013-07-25 09:10:01 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: I encourage Ted and his fans to boycott Chicago. Stay the f*ck out.


Funny thing about it is, he spent a few years of his life in the suburbs and went to St. Viator and then Fremd high school.
 
2013-07-25 09:13:18 PM
Isn't he dead yet
 
2013-07-25 09:20:46 PM
As someone finishing up my 3rd week of vacation on an island off Florida's gulf coast, I'm getting a kick..
 
2013-07-25 09:23:54 PM
I think people that post on Internet forums think highly if themselves. Just because your opinion agrees with the current narrative the news cycle is playing doesn't mean that is the reality.
 
2013-07-25 09:24:59 PM

1000 Ways to Dye: Don't boycott Florida over Stand Your Ground.

Boycott them for poor enforcement of human trafficking laws which allow their tomato and citrus growers to make gobs of money off of what is quite literally slavery that still exists.

Also, slave labor or no, the ruined the tomato.


Do you happen to know the brands?
 
2013-07-25 09:27:59 PM
You go ahead and boycott Chicago, Nuge. Your fan will be devastated, but you'll be so much more popular in freeperland.
 
2013-07-25 09:34:20 PM
I think I speak for all Chicagoans when I say *shrug*
 
2013-07-25 09:34:21 PM
I agree with Ted on this

//goes back to listening to my Damn Yankees CD...
 
2013-07-25 09:36:01 PM

MFAWG: ScaryBottles: "Rock star turned right wing commentator"

After that I knew I didn't need to read any further. What a farking laugh.

No, really he was. The Sex Pistols and Disco did him in. But he was HUGE back in the day.


If Disco and The Sex Pistols can do you in then you're no rock star.
 
2013-07-25 09:38:44 PM

doofusss: Nugget pants got his two front teeth nocked out back in the late 70's(?) with a wrist rocket slingshot and a pinball here in KC while playing at a summer jam festival at Arrowhead stadium, promised to never come back.
I was there but cannot remember the year.

/ loves beer, poor memory of early years


I'd pay millions to see that
 
2013-07-25 09:42:16 PM

LtDarkstar: I agree with Ted on this

//goes back to listening to my Damn Yankees CD...


Gayest Band Ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_uh8XjgLTE
 
2013-07-25 09:42:59 PM
Florida is a State, Sweddy.  A State.

Just a little f.y.i.
 
2013-07-25 09:44:24 PM

Wintermute6: It still amazes me that the right pays any attention to a draft-dodging has-been pedophile.


As long as he keeps saying what other rednecks want to hear, well, sure, the wealthy right are happy to keep exploiting him. Teddie's schtick works for them. Sure, they won't have a drink with him, because he's a draft-dodging has-been pedophile, but he's happy to do the heavy lifting in return for the attention.
 
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