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(Uproxx)   Not sure if racist: Paula Deen asked her black cook to dress like Aunt Jemima   (uproxx.com) divider line 64
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2013-07-25 07:46:04 PM
13 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-25 07:29:25 PM
8 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: I have a friend who wears a do-rag and big hoop earrings when he makes pancakes. But that's because he's gay. And racist.


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

Honey, ain't nothin wrong with that if you look good doin it.
2013-07-25 07:24:43 PM
7 votes:
t2.gstatic.com
2013-07-25 07:42:17 PM
6 votes:
Found a pict of Paula lighting a BBQ.

assets.nydailynews.com
2013-07-25 05:17:38 PM
6 votes:
How much you want to bet she fantasizes about the black male waiters taking her upstairs after the party and re-enacting Mandingo?
2013-07-25 09:24:30 PM
5 votes:
From back when we were learning with a warez copy of photoshop 4....

i.imgur.com

BTW - has anyone else read today's NYT story that uprox lifted this from? Cringe-worthy.
2013-07-25 08:09:05 PM
5 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-25 08:00:25 PM
5 votes:
www.filmoa.com
eddie murphy used to be funny, kids
2013-07-25 07:59:39 PM
5 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
2013-07-25 05:43:19 PM
5 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-07-25 05:28:19 PM
5 votes:

Diogenes: What, you thought she was just an incidental racist?  A social racist?  Only racist when she has a drink or two?


I only smoke when I'm racist.
2013-07-25 05:56:48 PM
4 votes:
I have a friend who wears a do-rag and big hoop earrings when he makes pancakes. But that's because he's gay. And racist.
2013-07-25 05:18:39 PM
4 votes:
to be fair, she was born in 1847.

i'm sorry; i'm being told that she was born in 1947. never mind.
2013-07-25 05:02:54 PM
4 votes:
At least she didn't ask her to dress as Uncle Ben
2013-07-26 02:28:15 AM
3 votes:

mongbiohazard: stirfrybry: Soup4Bonnie: stirfrybry: I'm beginning to think the people who dwell on racism are like the loudest homophobes

I've read this three times and it still does not compute.

Not too bright, are you?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mes g& forum=105&topic_id=1977210&mesg_id=1977278

Nope I'm not seeing it either. Sorry, we're not all fluent in stupid.


Now, now, let's be gentle. Stirfry says he's (she's? ou's?) only "beginning to think." For a beginning thinker, it's not a bad sentence. It's spelled correctly and is grammatically correct. Stirfry's posts will get better and better as he (she? ou?) moves from beginning thinking to intermediate thinking. Maybe some day, far in the future, there will be some advanced thinking and perhaps even synchronized thinking when there are more than two thoughts to rub together.

/don't line them up like that and we won't hit them for a line drive
2013-07-25 09:34:57 PM
3 votes:

Mugato: Benevolent Misanthrope: She's a farking white trash cracker from a white trash town that no one would bother to piss on.

Isn't that a Journey song?


Just a cracker girl, living in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere
I see her in a smokey room, I smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on
2013-07-25 09:33:01 PM
3 votes:
img854.imageshack.us

"...and that was the day that my gynecologist said my cooter had turned into butter, y'all."
2013-07-25 07:15:15 PM
3 votes:
OK, now, maybe this is just me, but doesn't the newer, non-Mammy  Aunt Jemima look like Fireman Bill after a particularly bad incident:

changeoffaces.files.wordpress.comd44ytnim3cfy5.cloudfront.net

I mean, I get the negative implications of this image:

24.media.tumblr.com

But quite honestly, I think the Mammy version is more attractive.  The new version is just farkin' disturbing.  I'd date the old Aunt Jemima, but I'd be too freaked out by the face of the new one.
2013-07-25 07:08:34 PM
3 votes:
In Deens defense, it's not like she could have worn blackface and done it herself. Now THAT would be racist!
2013-07-25 06:03:41 PM
3 votes:
Fox News offers her a job in 3...2...
2013-07-25 05:13:40 PM
3 votes:
Oh God dammit.  She's a farking white trash cracker from a white trash town that no one would bother to piss on.

Move on.  There's nothing new to see, just more of the same shiat.  I hope Bourdain mentions it tonight.
2013-07-25 09:43:03 PM
2 votes:

Oldiron_79: Am I the only one that read black cook as black cock?


Probably.
2013-07-25 09:02:22 PM
2 votes:

TWX: Diogenes: What, you thought she was just an incidental racist?  A social racist?  Only racist when she has a drink or two?

Honestly, I kind of hoped that she was the kind of racist that grew up bigoted until she realized that it was indeed bigotry, but was struggling to try to change herself. That person I can feel sorry for, because it's hard getting over something that one was taught from childhood however wrong it is.

Unfortunately she appears to be the kind of racist that makes her racism become other peoples' problems, rather than the kind that struggles to keep it to herself.


Paula Deen: Cook; tv personality. Searching for a way to tap into the hidden hungers that all humans have. Then an accidental overdose of butter alters her body chemistry. And now when Paula Deen grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs. The creature is driven by rage and pursued by an investigative reporter. [Deen:] "Mr. Rowles, don't make me racist. You wouldn't like me when I'm racist." The creature is wanted for a HR offenses she didn't commit. Paula Deen is believed to be dead, and she must let the world think that she is dead, until she can find a way to control the racist spirit that dwells within her.
2013-07-25 08:25:56 PM
2 votes:
Let's get to the really important question:

When is Walmart gonna mark down the prices on the Paula Deen(tm) brand  cookware?
2013-07-25 08:10:42 PM
2 votes:
jrbang.files.wordpress.com
2013-07-25 07:51:36 PM
2 votes:

PainInTheASP: serpent_sky: PainInTheASP: "She's fifty years old and was born and raised in Georgia. How the hell can anyone think that she's NOT racist?"

Her being only fifty is the only surprising thing in that sentence.

Yeah.  I caught that right as I hit submit.  But you have to agree, fifty is really old.


fark you, man.  fark you.

/i'm young at heart
2013-07-25 07:49:12 PM
2 votes:
I wonder if Deen liked her chocolate pie...?

(Really? Nobody yet?)
2013-07-25 07:42:34 PM
2 votes:
I'll just leave this here.

i1.disneyfoodblog.com
2013-07-25 07:19:03 PM
2 votes:

dittybopper: OK, now, maybe this is just me, but doesn't the newer, non-Mammy  Aunt Jemima look like Fireman Bill after a particularly bad incident:

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I mean, I get the negative implications of this image:

[24.media.tumblr.com image 482x600]

But quite honestly, I think the Mammy version is more attractive.  The new version is just farkin' disturbing.  I'd date the old Aunt Jemima, but I'd be too freaked out by the face of the new one.


You know she's not real, right?
2013-07-25 07:14:39 PM
2 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

Paula should have been introduced to chocolate salty balls.
2013-07-25 07:11:07 PM
2 votes:
What does Paula Deen need with a cook?
2013-07-25 05:57:51 PM
2 votes:
Oh great, now we have to endure another round of totally not racist conservatives lining up to eat at her restaurant to show how "tired they are of political correctness".
2013-07-25 05:47:37 PM
2 votes:

Shostie: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 250x187]


it gets you farked up!
2013-07-25 05:13:52 PM
2 votes:
What, you thought she was just an incidental racist?  A social racist?  Only racist when she has a drink or two?
2013-07-26 09:28:54 AM
1 votes:

SN1987a goes boom: What does Paula Deen need with a cook?


Who else is going to help her come up with amazing recipies like this:  http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/english-peas-recipe/ind e x.html
2013-07-26 12:56:42 AM
1 votes:
2013-07-26 12:14:32 AM
1 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: I have a friend who wears a do-rag and big hoop earrings when he makes pancakes. But that's because he's gay. And racist.


He's got a pancake-makin' outfit? Definitely gay.

/It's the shoes. They really go well with the do-rag.
2013-07-25 10:45:17 PM
1 votes:

Mega Steve: FirstNationalBastard: illannoyin:

'Paula Dean's BBC Gang Bang Extravagnza' cumming soon.

...what, do you want to see the surviving Doctors Who and Basil Brush nailing Paula Deen?

fap?


You know, I thought "eww" what Doctor would want nasty leftovers?

Then I remembered they are Time Lords and could just time travel back before she was jizzed on by the first Doctor... Poor Basil Brush. If he goes last, his little puppet body will soak up all everyone's butter.  :(
2013-07-25 10:03:24 PM
1 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: gibbon1: TWX: Honestly, I kind of hoped that she was the kind of racist that grew up bigoted until she realized that it was indeed bigotry, but was struggling to try to change herself. That person I can feel sorry for, because it's hard getting over something that one was taught from childhood however wrong it is.

You shouldn't feel sorry for people like that.  Most people can't help but absorb the culture and attitudes of the people around them.  People that manage to take a step out of the fever swamp are an exception.

Is that the one with the ROUS's?


Racists Of Unusual Size? I hardly think they exist.
2013-07-25 10:01:26 PM
1 votes:

gibbon1: TWX: Honestly, I kind of hoped that she was the kind of racist that grew up bigoted until she realized that it was indeed bigotry, but was struggling to try to change herself. That person I can feel sorry for, because it's hard getting over something that one was taught from childhood however wrong it is.

You shouldn't feel sorry for people like that.  Most people can't help but absorb the culture and attitudes of the people around them.  People that manage to take a step out of the fever swamp are an exception.


Is that the one with the ROUS's?
2013-07-25 09:56:01 PM
1 votes:
As Aunt Jemima said to Uncle Ben, "You're a credit to your rice".
2013-07-25 09:50:50 PM
1 votes:

Don't Lag Me Bro: I don't know the context so I don't know if it was racist, unless she then told her to go pick cotton.

But seriously, USA, when will you learn that pre-made pancake mix and corn syrups are crap.

Pancakes made from scratch and maple syrup are the only way to go.


I'm OK with this. So, how much do you charge to dress as a black slave?
2013-07-25 09:48:11 PM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: Am I the only one that read black cook as black cock?


Time for another counseling session? This time refuse the Rorschach tests.
2013-07-25 09:46:37 PM
1 votes:

Benjimin_Dover: ScaryBottles: ecmoRandomNumbers: I have a friend who wears a do-rag and big hoop earrings when he makes pancakes. But that's because he's gay. And racist.

I always find that combination hilarious, almost as good as when African Americans oppose equal rights for LGBTs and Latin Americans.

And that pretty much explains the war on Hispanics by the Sharpton, Jessie, and Obama types.


Keep your retarded hands off my posts.
2013-07-25 09:42:14 PM
1 votes:
Am I the only one that read black cook as black cock?
2013-07-25 09:31:05 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: Benevolent Misanthrope: She's a farking white trash cracker from a white trash town that no one would bother to piss on.

Isn't that a Journey song?


Should be,,,,
2013-07-25 09:29:25 PM
1 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: She's a farking white trash cracker from a white trash town that no one would bother to piss on.


Isn't that a Journey song?
2013-07-25 09:26:29 PM
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2013-07-25 08:58:32 PM
1 votes:

dittybopper: penthesilea: Paula Deen was raking in millions while paying the cook only $10/hr.  To try to make the cook dress like 'Mammy' on top of such low wages is just insult to injury.

OK, now I'm getting an image in my head of lesbian porn featuring Claudia Marie as Paula Deen and some random BBW chick dressed as Aunt Jemima.


I'm getting an image of me throwing rocks at you for even suggesting this.
2013-07-25 08:44:40 PM
1 votes:

cowpun: PainInTheASP: serpent_sky: PainInTheASP: "She's fifty years old and was born and raised in Georgia. How the hell can anyone think that she's NOT racist?"

Her being only fifty is the only surprising thing in that sentence.

Yeah.  I caught that right as I hit submit.  But you have to agree, fifty is really old.

fark you, man.  fark you.

/i'm young at heart


HAH! You're OLD!  Gosh I'm so glad I don't have to worry about that for another three years.
2013-07-25 08:07:03 PM
1 votes:
awesomelyluvvie.comi.imgur.com


Also, I would love to see a BBC churning her butter.

'Paula Dean's BBC Gang Bang Extravagnza' cumming soon.
2013-07-25 08:04:08 PM
1 votes:

Godscrack: Fox News offers her a job in 3...2...


Because Fox News needs more Democrats to make it more balanced?
2013-07-25 08:02:03 PM
1 votes:
i123.photobucket.com
2013-07-25 07:48:25 PM
1 votes:
This whole country is going to hell.  Thankfully the worst thing we have in this neighborhood are aunt Jemima's witnesses

www.familyguyfiles.com
2013-07-25 07:26:26 PM
1 votes:
If true... you have to admire the balls of it. I mean, obviously, it'd be horrible, but that's just brazen, man.
2013-07-25 07:20:08 PM
1 votes:
simpsonswiki.net
2013-07-25 07:19:24 PM
1 votes:
clatyonbigsby.jpg
2013-07-25 07:19:08 PM
1 votes:

Bslim: scottydoesntknow: Was she making pancakes? I could understand if she was making pancakes.

/Now I want pancakes

Goddammit, me too.


You racist bastards.
2013-07-25 07:14:04 PM
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Was she making pancakes? I could understand if she was making pancakes.

/Now I want pancakes


Well butter does go on pancakes. Along with syrup.
s22.postimg.org

Sez Uncle Tom...
2013-07-25 06:33:24 PM
1 votes:

Tom_Slick: scottydoesntknow: Was she making pancakes? I could understand if she was making pancakes.

/Now I want pancakes

Yes, yes she was

Ms. Jones was also in charge of making hoecakes, the cornmeal pancakes served to every guest. Ms. Deen had designed a station so diners could watch them being made. At both jobs, Mrs. Charles and other employees said, Ms. Deen wanted Ms. Jones to dress in an old-style Aunt Jemima outfit.


Oh, c'mon!
2013-07-25 06:30:13 PM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: At least she didn't ask her to dress as Uncle Ben


So, you're saying Paula would have shot her cook in a robbery gone bad, and the cook's nephew would have eventually become

static.comicvine.com
2013-07-25 05:33:53 PM
1 votes:

serpent_sky: PainInTheASP: "She's fifty years old and was born and raised in Georgia. How the hell can anyone think that she's NOT racist?"

Her being only fifty is the only surprising thing in that sentence.


Yeah.  I caught that right as I hit submit.  But you have to agree, fifty is really old.
2013-07-25 05:27:27 PM
1 votes:
Was she making pancakes? I could understand if she was making pancakes.

/Now I want pancakes
2013-07-25 04:49:49 PM
1 votes:
Yes racist.
 
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