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1810 clicks; posted to Politics » on 25 Jul 2013 at 6:09 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-25 05:12:38 PM
9 votes:
Why buy the cow when you are getting the sodomy for free?
2013-07-25 06:17:29 PM
3 votes:
I think it is wonderful that people of all sexual orientations now have the free choice to not get married because it is a bloody stupid idea.
2013-07-25 09:43:32 PM
2 votes:
The change in spin from "you'll ruin the institution" to "the institution will ruin you" has given me whiplash.
2013-07-25 09:08:48 PM
2 votes:

Cletus C.: roadmarks: 
/we're not gay-married however

I've never been good at riddles. But good for you two (three?) anyway.



Pray 4 Mojo: roadmarks: //I'm gay, the wife is not

Hmmm...

Gimme a second... I'll figure it out.


We are in a same-sex marriage, (thank you NYS) but Labgrrl's bisexual, so we can't be totally GAY-married :)

She usually tells people that she isn't a lesbian, but she did marry one.
2013-07-25 08:14:37 PM
2 votes:

NuttierThanEver: Why buy the cow when you are getting the sodomy for free?


So you can sodomize the cow.

Duh.
2013-07-25 06:51:51 PM
2 votes:

NuttierThanEver: Why buy the cow when you are getting the sodomy for free?


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2013-07-25 06:25:37 PM
2 votes:
It Gets Way Worse

When it comes to marriage, you may think it gets better, but in actuality, it gets way, way, way, way, way worse.

We both want to get a divorce, neither of us want the kid full time. I don't know how she gave birth to such an asshole.
2013-07-25 06:13:54 PM
2 votes:
Surprisingly enough, the Evangelical community has decided it's all for gay marriage: once the homos are married, they'll stop having sex altogether.

/can I get a hi-yo?
2013-07-25 06:04:03 PM
2 votes:
An ex-girlfriend of mine got gay-married in kind of a rush (for the reasons cautioned against in TFA)... she's farking miserable.

/that's right... I'm so repulsive I drive women to the other team.
2013-07-26 07:28:07 AM
1 votes:

xria: Ninja Otter: Surool: Being married does not make you love your SO more, it won't stop either of you from cheating if you really want to, and when you break up, you have a huge delay while the government gets involved.

It does add some handy legal rights (hospital visitation, inheritance, etc.)

On the other hand, supposedly 30-60% of married people have cheated at some point in their relationships (by a definition that probably doesn't count Anthony Weiner). sometimes this comes out, other times not. So a goodly fraction of marriages mean one of the participants is keeping a painful secret for a lifetime (to avoid the same fate as the Weiners), even if the couple decides to stay together.

Don't more than 50% of marriages end in divorce, so unless there is a significant lack of overlap in the two groups, it seems like it comes out eventually in the end anyway.


What's even worse is that the other 50% end in death. It's lose-lose.
2013-07-25 09:56:44 PM
1 votes:
Rushing getting gay married is OK in Skyrim.  Done it twice so far.  Now I'm regular married but I'm a cat and she's a broad.  Weird.  Still beats ponies
2013-07-25 09:07:25 PM
1 votes:

ariseatex: MrBallou: Uzzah: Surprisingly enough, the Evangelical community has decided it's all for gay marriage: once the homos are married, they'll stop having sex altogether.

/can I get a hi-yo?

Brother Blood.

How do married gay guys decide which one gets to be all emotional and biatchy once a month?

Asked my partner.  His response: "We let our lesbian friends handle that."


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2013-07-25 08:01:44 PM
1 votes:

AngryDragon: Prenup.  Always.

Learned painfully after being taken for 6-figures, custody, AND spousal support by a drug addict ex-wife.  Then again, does a F-F or M-M divorce negate the gender bias?


I think a lot of divorced men are waiting to see how that plays out.  FF couples with an adopted child will be interesting.  MM couples with an adopted child will probably be made to both give up have their stuff to either the birth mother or just some random women picked by the court.
2013-07-25 07:10:29 PM
1 votes:

MrBallou: Uzzah: Surprisingly enough, the Evangelical community has decided it's all for gay marriage: once the homos are married, they'll stop having sex altogether.

/can I get a hi-yo?

Brother Blood.

How do married gay guys decide which one gets to be all emotional and biatchy once a month?


Asked my partner.  His response: "We let our lesbian friends handle that."
2013-07-25 06:43:36 PM
1 votes:

neversubmit: It Gets Way Worse

When it comes to marriage, you may think it gets better, but in actuality, it gets way, way, way, way, way worse.

We both want to get a divorce, neither of us want the kid full time. I don't know how she gave birth to such an asshole.


You should have beat the kid more
2013-07-25 06:26:38 PM
1 votes:

neversubmit: It Gets Way Worse

When it comes to marriage, you may think it gets better, but in actuality, it gets way, way, way, way, way worse.

We both want to get a divorce, neither of us want the kid full time. I don't know how she gave birth to such an asshole.


Thank you for the hardest laugh I've had in a while.
2013-07-25 06:06:46 PM
1 votes:

Pray 4 Mojo: An ex-girlfriend of mine got gay-married in kind of a rush (for the reasons cautioned against in TFA)... she's farking miserable.

/that's right... I'm so repulsive I drive women to the other team.


Or you're so lucky that you dodged a ticking/licking time-bomb.
2013-07-25 05:22:43 PM
1 votes:
As someone wittier than I so aptly put it; "Now everyone has the right to lose half their sh*t"
2013-07-25 05:07:50 PM
1 votes:
But seriously. Huge mistake.
 
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