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(USA Today)   Fat kids say mosquitoes are to blame for them being fat. That's alright little snowflake. Stay inside and here's another Twinkie   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, childhood obesity, Wisconsin, dengue fever, West Nile virus, fat, Rutgers University  
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2013-07-25 03:34:56 PM  
5 votes:
Kids are fat because of their parents.

/Adults are fat because of themselves.
2013-07-25 04:52:45 PM  
1 vote:
You don't even know you've been bitten by a mosquito until long after it's gone.  There's low percent DEET spray that will keep them off.  I know, i have an extra sweet 3-year-old.  These motherfarkers, on the other hand:

They will rip a painful hole in you, jump off, land on you and do it again.  No bug spray will deter them.  Anyone on the east coast near the shore should know what fresh hell these things are.
2013-07-25 04:30:02 PM  
1 vote:
Obesity is the result of bad diet.

If you don't go out and exercise but eat right, you will lose weight. You'll lose you muscle mass.

If you eat right and exercise, you'll gain weight in muscle.

If you eat badly and then try to exercise it away, you'll be miserable.
2013-07-25 04:30:00 PM  
1 vote:
There ya go, fatties. Start them on the excuse train early. It always someone or something elses fault you're a pig.
2013-07-25 04:25:49 PM  
1 vote:
2013-07-25 03:36:19 PM  
1 vote:
Just hose them down with DDT.
2013-07-25 02:20:05 PM  
1 vote:
Try going outside and playing during the daytime, before the mosquitos come out.
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