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(BBC)   Trade in severed penises said to be growing   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 35
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5207 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jul 2013 at 3:35 PM (50 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-25 03:17:18 PM
Wanted for questioning
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-25 03:36:10 PM
Dammit, I should have used a human horn joke instead of a penis getting bigger joke.

Also:  What the hey, mods?  I submitted this with a Weeners tag, not scary!
 
2013-07-25 03:37:13 PM
The penis futures market is up, up, up!
 
2013-07-25 03:38:31 PM
This is gold: "Zangazanga asked for a long sentence"

Zanga!
 
2013-07-25 03:39:08 PM
And quite abruptly the lyric "Ew ee eww ah ah, ew ee ting tang walla wall bing bang" suddenly made perfect sense to me.
 
2013-07-25 03:39:41 PM
You have to be a real dick to be involved in this business...

/What a bunch of cockeyed jerks...
//I am done.
 
2013-07-25 03:40:21 PM
How much for just the tip?
 
2013-07-25 03:40:46 PM
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also wanted for questioning
 
2013-07-25 03:40:56 PM
Genitals were in "high demand from witchdoctors", while "merchants" also sold penises and testicles abroad, it said.

You ought to try having to smuggle them into other countries. Gotta hide them up yur ass I hear.
 
2013-07-25 03:43:25 PM
And another country is marked off the list of possible travel destinations.
 
2013-07-25 03:44:54 PM
Wow, the Chinese really will eat anything.
 
2013-07-25 03:44:54 PM
You sewed them all together and all you got was a wallet?
Yeah, but if you rub it, it turns into a briefcase.
 
2013-07-25 03:49:52 PM
Wanted for questioning

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2013-07-25 03:49:58 PM
If you get 400 of them (with foreskins) you can trade them for a wife.
 
2013-07-25 03:50:54 PM
Mr. Wongburger?
 
2013-07-25 04:03:05 PM

Katchaa: Wanted for questioning

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More like:
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2013-07-25 04:03:39 PM
They're not called "trade-in" anymore, it's now "new to you"
 
2013-07-25 04:09:06 PM
That sure puts the owee in Malawi.
 
2013-07-25 04:09:26 PM
Whacked off or yanked off?
 
2013-07-25 04:21:13 PM
People who believe crazy shiat will do crazy shiat.
 
2013-07-25 04:35:21 PM
Wonder if the people buying the severed penises realized they came from corpses and weren't even fresh.

I mean, I assume you need a live penis or else it just farks up your qi.
 
2013-07-25 04:44:30 PM
Trade-in penisis are fine. Just remember to ask, "Show me the penis-fax!"
 
2013-07-25 04:57:24 PM
666
 
2013-07-25 05:19:14 PM
img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-07-25 05:28:39 PM

Fano: Mr. Wongburger?


I love those little rice mascots
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IM GONNA RIP OFF YUR DICK!
 
2013-07-25 05:32:38 PM

LordOfThePings: This is gold: "Zangazanga asked for a long sentence"

Zanga!



Death ... by Zangazanga!
 
2013-07-25 08:23:32 PM
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2013-07-25 08:29:18 PM
Then, as I walked down 2nd Avenue, towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket, next to a toaster oven.  Some guy was selling it.  I had to buy it off him.  He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17.
 
2013-07-25 08:35:27 PM
Spyder_Monkey:
Then, as I walked down 2nd Avenue, towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket, next to a toaster oven.  Some guy was selling it.  I had to buy it off him.  He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17.

Yes, well unfortunately the penises in this story were not detachable.
 
2013-07-25 08:41:26 PM

Spyder_Monkey: Then, as I walked down 2nd Avenue, towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket, next to a toaster oven.  Some guy was selling it.  I had to buy it off him.  He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17.


Came here for detatchable penis. Leaving... uh... fark, did I really just say that?
 
2013-07-25 09:52:09 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-25 10:50:15 PM

darth_badger: Genitals were in "high demand from witchdoctors", while "merchants" also sold penises and testicles abroad, it said.

You ought to try having to smuggle them into other countries. Gotta hide them up yur ass I hear.


Voodoo dick, my ass.
 
2013-07-25 11:23:03 PM
Met a Malawian witch doctor in a market in a neighboring country .

He had rotten teeth and a verrry interesting list of ailments he treated.
 
2013-07-26 12:19:55 AM

No Such Agency: Spyder_Monkey:
Then, as I walked down 2nd Avenue, towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket, next to a toaster oven.  Some guy was selling it.  I had to buy it off him.  He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17.

Yes, well unfortunately the penises in this story were not detachable.


Yeah they were!
 
2013-07-26 09:45:14 AM
£16,000for a schlong seems steep. Life is cheap, and the dick comes free with over 50% of your victims.

Witch doctors should cut out the middle man and just pay another desperate 3rd world resident $500 to kidnap and kill someone.

BOOM! Free Dick.
You're welcome.
 
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