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(Opposing Views)   Crew members on your next cruise might have slept with your turkey sandwich   (opposingviews.com) divider line 23
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4910 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jul 2013 at 3:46 PM (52 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-25 03:28:19 PM
I knew that was too salty to be mayonnaise.
 
2013-07-25 03:43:24 PM
Unfortunately, the CDC inspection can't shut down the cruise. But they did spray chlorine over the unrefrigerated items to ensure that the crew couldn't serve that food to guests.

And I'm sure no one on board thought to cut the chlorinated parts off those cheeses and salamis and such and put them back on their now-fully-disinfected trolleys.

I have never understood why anyone goes on a cruise any more.  They're basically just floating petri dishes.
 
2013-07-25 03:48:28 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Unfortunately, the CDC inspection can't shut down the cruise. But they did spray chlorine over the unrefrigerated items to ensure that the crew couldn't serve that food to guests.

And I'm sure no one on board thought to cut the chlorinated parts off those cheeses and salamis and such and put them back on their now-fully-disinfected trolleys.

I have never understood why anyone goes on a cruise any more.  They're basically just floating petri dishes.


This pretty much sums up my feelings on the issue, also.
 
2013-07-25 03:48:31 PM
subway penis artist is not impressed.
 
2013-07-25 03:48:38 PM
Everybody else has
 
2013-07-25 03:50:45 PM
See! We told you what allowing gay marriage would lead to.
 
2013-07-25 03:51:14 PM
That would certainly explain some of the cruises, where half of the passengers come down with some "mystery bug".
 
2013-07-25 03:53:32 PM
Any place with an elevated risk of norovirus, aka winter vomiting disease, and you can count me right the f*ck out.
 
2013-07-25 03:54:55 PM
It gives a new meaning to the term "sloppy seconds".
 
2013-07-25 03:56:06 PM
I was expecting a Tom Cruise story.

/Charlie Brown walk of shame
 
2013-07-25 04:08:09 PM

funzyr: Benevolent Misanthrope: Unfortunately, the CDC inspection can't shut down the cruise. But they did spray chlorine over the unrefrigerated items to ensure that the crew couldn't serve that food to guests.

And I'm sure no one on board thought to cut the chlorinated parts off those cheeses and salamis and such and put them back on their now-fully-disinfected trolleys.

I have never understood why anyone goes on a cruise any more.  They're basically just floating petri dishes.

This pretty much sums up my feelings on the issue, also.


I've never seen the real difference between taking a cruise and being locked in a hotel with a bunch of strangers (with an occasional time-out to go spend money).
 
2013-07-25 04:10:21 PM
Awesome.  This is just the ammo I need to convince my wife to backpack around Europe instead of cruising.
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2013-07-25 04:12:37 PM

miss diminutive: I knew that was too salty to be mayonnaise.


I thought you knew it wasn't mayonnaise when you rubbed it all over you face.
 
2013-07-25 04:12:41 PM
turkey sandwich roast beef sandwich FTFY
 
2013-07-25 04:16:32 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Any place with an elevated risk of norovirus, aka winter vomiting disease, and you can count me right the f*ck out.


I've had it. I can't imagine being confined to a boat and having it, let alone having paid for it.
 
2013-07-25 04:19:18 PM
And two dead pigeons in the water tank!
 
2013-07-25 04:42:48 PM

bopis: miss diminutive: I knew that was too salty to be mayonnaise.

I thought you knew it wasn't mayonnaise when you rubbed it all over you face.


Needed something to complement the cucumbers.
 
2013-07-25 04:43:40 PM

Russ1642: I've had it. I can't imagine being confined to a boat and having it, let alone having paid for it.


Yeah, and it spreads like crazy. Imagine a ship full of people with that crud, strapped to the john with a bucket in front of them. Worst stuff ever.
 
2013-07-25 05:15:04 PM
Weeeeeee! Floating norovirus exchange party!
 
2013-07-25 05:38:07 PM
So, I can only surmise that kitchen management hides the food that wouldn't pass inspection because they want to serve it and not throw it away.  Right?

We're all aware that the eating public get served past its prime chow regularly, but is that really what's going on?

Anyone have any insight?  Fark must have some health inspectors or health inspection aficionados who can explain this practice.
 
2013-07-25 05:51:26 PM
Well, that is supposedly fun thing that I will never do again.
 
2013-07-25 07:36:35 PM

New and Improved Fail: So, I can only surmise that kitchen management hides the food that wouldn't pass inspection because they want to serve it and not throw it away.  Right?

We're all aware that the eating public get served past its prime chow regularly, but is that really what's going on?

Anyone have any insight?  Fark must have some health inspectors or health inspection aficionados who can explain this practice.


Not a health inspector, but this grocery store chain would have perceived the CDC spraying chlorine on their bad food as a cost-cutting measure, not a deterrent to sell it.
 
2013-07-26 01:32:02 AM
The only way I would get on a 'cruise ship' is as a corpse
 
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