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(Click Orlando)   Thieves steal $1,000 worth of Victoria Secret bras, police expect major bust   (clickorlando.com) divider line 49
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2183 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jul 2013 at 4:16 PM (51 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-25 03:12:18 PM
Yes, ma'am, it's very impressive,
 
2013-07-25 03:16:16 PM
Is that sale price or full price?

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2013-07-25 03:30:48 PM
That's what? Half a dozen bras from them?
 
2013-07-25 03:42:35 PM
So, they suffered a mammary loss?
 
2013-07-25 04:18:43 PM
Not a bookmark.
 
2013-07-25 04:19:01 PM
Reminds me of Woody Allen.

As he observed on giant breasts in Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* *But were afraid to ask, "they usually travel in pairs". That's the best known fact about giant breasts, after the fact that American men are obsessed with them for some reason.
 
2013-07-25 04:19:12 PM
Isn't VS for very small women?  What's the largest cup they even sell, a C?
 
2013-07-25 04:19:14 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So, they suffered a mammary loss?


Yes. Tits sad, really. . . .
 
2013-07-25 04:20:01 PM
So they got away with about 4 of them
 
2013-07-25 04:21:20 PM

Buttknuckle: Isn't VS for very small women?  What's the largest cup they even sell, a C?


That's a negatory.  My last gfriend was very gifted in the tittay dept.
 
2013-07-25 04:21:35 PM
The bras have been stolen, the secret is out. They're just Victoria's bras now.
 
2013-07-25 04:21:38 PM
I hope they nip the guys who did this
 
2013-07-25 04:22:21 PM
It's very impressive, but we just want to ask a few questions
i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-25 04:28:06 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Is that sale price or full price?

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Runs_With_Scissors_: That's what? Half a dozen bras from them?


Random Anonymous Blackmail: So they got away with about 4 of them


Ha! It's funny because their bras are expensive!
 
2013-07-25 04:37:28 PM

dj_spanmaster: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Is that sale price or full price?

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Runs_With_Scissors_: That's what? Half a dozen bras from them?

Random Anonymous Blackmail: So they got away with about 4 of them

Ha! It's funny because their bras are expensive!


Yeah, cop math, et cetera et cetera.
 
2013-07-25 04:38:31 PM
Also, I do love dem tittays. And I like fancy bras on the wife, it's like unwrapping a present. Two presents.
 
2013-07-25 04:39:01 PM
pfffftttt.....  Thirty grand, hair weaves
 
2013-07-25 04:39:50 PM
The police in Sanford, FL actually follow up on a crime.  Imagine that.
 
2013-07-25 04:45:44 PM
Titillating. Please keep us abreast of future developments.
 
2013-07-25 04:48:22 PM

blatz514: Buttknuckle: Isn't VS for very small women?  What's the largest cup they even sell, a C?

That's a negatory.  My last gfriend was very gifted in the tittay dept.


My last GF was DD and shopping at VS was fun. New GF is a B and doesn't wear bras. ;(
 
2013-07-25 04:50:53 PM
bmr68


blatz514: Buttknuckle: Isn't VS for very small women? What's the largest cup they even sell, a C?

That's a negatory. My last gfriend was very gifted in the tittay dept.

My last GF was DD and shopping at VS was fun. New GF is a B and doesn't wear bras. ;(


Which can also be fun.
 
2013-07-25 04:54:48 PM

bmr68: blatz514: Buttknuckle: Isn't VS for very small women?  What's the largest cup they even sell, a C?

That's a negatory.  My last gfriend was very gifted in the tittay dept.

My last GF was DD and shopping at VS was fun. New GF is a B and doesn't wear bras. ;(


Here was my thing.  Last girlfriend had something like 38 DDs and she had no feeling in them when fondled.  First girlfriend(many moons ago) was a 34B and you looked at them wrong she'd get all tingly.
 
2013-07-25 04:57:26 PM
Okay, that is interesting.....Another idiot using Facebook, openly broadcasting to everyone the illegal actions they plan to commit, and it just had to happen in Florida. I thought these kinds of things only happened in the movies, like the evil villain in every James Bond flick! "I am going to tell you my evil plan, blah, blah blah.......wait, stop escaping! Arrgh!" I'm sure these moran crooks will eventually get caught soon.

Ahh....Humanity, it still shows me how far we have evolved over millions of years. Not so far, really. Some Cro-Mags still roam planet earth!
 
2013-07-25 05:01:38 PM
So 6 bras are missing?
 
2013-07-25 05:04:29 PM

blatz514: bmr68: blatz514: Buttknuckle: Isn't VS for very small women?  What's the largest cup they even sell, a C?

That's a negatory.  My last gfriend was very gifted in the tittay dept.

My last GF was DD and shopping at VS was fun. New GF is a B and doesn't wear bras. ;(

Here was my thing.  Last girlfriend had something like 38 DDs and she had no feeling in them when fondled.  First girlfriend(many moons ago) was a 34B and you looked at them wrong she'd get all tingly.


Mrs. JailhouseFistfark has glorious and responsive tits that measure in at the 38DD. She says the Victoria stuff isn't so comfortable but swears by the Frederick's of Hollywood.
 
2013-07-25 05:04:31 PM

Runs_With_Scissors_: That's what? Half a dozen bras from them?


Random Anonymous Blackmail: So they got away with about 4 of them


potterydove: So 6 bras are missing?


Has anyone made a joke about the high cost of lingerie at Victoria's Secret yet?
 
2013-07-25 05:15:10 PM
do I have to do every goddamn thing around here?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-25 05:16:10 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Mrs. JailhouseFistfark has glorious and responsive tits that measure in at the 38DD. She says the Victoria stuff isn't so comfortable but swears by the Frederick's of Hollywood.


Does she have any friends?

/picsthatdontsuck.com
 
2013-07-25 05:17:17 PM

Prevailing Wind: do I have to do every goddamn thing around here?

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Why the hell are her thighs so damn hairy?
 
2013-07-25 05:17:43 PM

Prevailing Wind: do I have to do every goddamn thing around here?

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I'll help..

www.independent.co.uk
 
2013-07-25 05:18:25 PM
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/rumor has it that these women have knees
 
2013-07-25 05:18:33 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: blatz514: bmr68: blatz514: Buttknuckle: Isn't VS for very small women?  What's the largest cup they even sell, a C?

That's a negatory.  My last gfriend was very gifted in the tittay dept.

My last GF was DD and shopping at VS was fun. New GF is a B and doesn't wear bras. ;(

Here was my thing.  Last girlfriend had something like 38 DDs and she had no feeling in them when fondled.  First girlfriend(many moons ago) was a 34B and you looked at them wrong she'd get all tingly.

Mrs. JailhouseFistfark has glorious and responsive tits that measure in at the 38DD. She says the Victoria stuff isn't so comfortable but swears by the Frederick's of Hollywood.


YES! Same here, it seems like Fredericks Fredericks bras are designed with the big busted gals in mind
 
2013-07-25 05:21:34 PM

WinoRhino: Why the hell are her thighs so damn hairy?


Some women shave their legs. That means, some women don't.
 
2013-07-25 05:24:12 PM
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images.sodahead.com

www.moulsinc.com
 
2013-07-25 05:26:25 PM

cookiefleck: AngryJailhouseFistfark: blatz514: bmr68: blatz514: Buttknuckle: Isn't VS for very small women?  What's the largest cup they even sell, a C?

That's a negatory.  My last gfriend was very gifted in the tittay dept.

My last GF was DD and shopping at VS was fun. New GF is a B and doesn't wear bras. ;(

Here was my thing.  Last girlfriend had something like 38 DDs and she had no feeling in them when fondled.  First girlfriend(many moons ago) was a 34B and you looked at them wrong she'd get all tingly.

Mrs. JailhouseFistfark has glorious and responsive tits that measure in at the 38DD. She says the Victoria stuff isn't so comfortable but swears by the Frederick's of Hollywood.

YES! Same here, it seems like Fredericks Fredericks bras are designed with the big busted gals in mind


You said Fredericks twice
 
2013-07-25 05:28:51 PM
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pingping.fantasti.cc
 
2013-07-25 05:37:15 PM

Prevailing Wind: /rumor has it that these women have knees


It just realized that it never actually occured to me theyre modeling products. I always think of this as soft porn

Woman actually look at what theyre selling?
 
2013-07-25 05:39:55 PM
Is it just me or does anyone else find the majority of VS models anorexic? I just don't think ribs are attractive.
 
2013-07-25 05:40:43 PM

WinoRhino: Prevailing Wind: do I have to do every goddamn thing around here?

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Why the hell are her thighs so damn hairy?


It's like a goddam tarantula with tits.
 
2013-07-25 06:26:53 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: WinoRhino: Prevailing Wind: do I have to do every goddamn thing around here?

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Why the hell are her thighs so damn hairy?

It's like a goddam tarantula with tits.


I believe sir, that you have either just admitted that you would fark a spider or that you are a goddamn liar.
 
2013-07-25 07:05:24 PM

Prevailing Wind: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: WinoRhino: Prevailing Wind: do I have to do every goddamn thing around here?

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Why the hell are her thighs so damn hairy?

It's like a goddam tarantula with tits.

I believe sir, that you have either just admitted that you would fark a spider or that you are a goddamn liar.


I'm NOT a goddam liar.
 
2013-07-25 07:14:32 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Prevailing Wind: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: WinoRhino: Prevailing Wind: do I have to do every goddamn thing around here?

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 760x1024]

Why the hell are her thighs so damn hairy?

It's like a goddam tarantula with tits.

I believe sir, that you have either just admitted that you would fark a spider or that you are a goddamn liar.

I'm NOT a goddam liar.


good man
 
2013-07-25 08:47:09 PM

WinoRhino: Prevailing Wind: do I have to do every goddamn thing around here?

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Why the hell are her thighs so damn hairy?


WTF are you doing noticing that in that photo?

And why in hell would you care?

/just want to peel those undergarments off of her
//hair or no hair
 
2013-07-25 09:10:17 PM

Runs_With_Scissors_: That's what? Half a dozen bras from them?


Actually, it's fewer.  I used to shop at Victoria's Secret until I discovered real lingerie stores.
 
2013-07-25 09:31:59 PM

Bendal: /just want to peel those undergarments off of her
//hair or no hair


Go for it. Just be prepared for the dank murky thicket that is her disco mitt while on your Quest for Love.

fashionbombdaily.com
 
2013-07-25 10:11:26 PM
Perp to undercover agent: "Are you wearing a wire?"
 
2013-07-25 10:21:27 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Is that sale price or full price?


Street value.
 
2013-07-26 10:16:02 AM
If anything Fredricks or Victorias makes fits cupsize wise they're too small.
 
2013-07-26 10:36:23 AM
They thought they had a really big bust in their hands. Turns out they were false.
 
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