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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)   Captain Save-a-Ho, protector of women, arrested again. This time for pushing a one-legged man off his Rascal (not a euphemism)   ( divider line
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2013-07-25 10:42:33 PM  
1 vote:
News stories like this make me so unspeakably proud to be an American. Goddamn, but NOBODY does stupid like America. Is it getting dusty in here?
2013-07-25 06:36:43 PM  
1 vote:
This just in.......the victim was at an ATM.......he had asked Captain Save a ho to help him check his balance....move along.....nothing to see here.
2013-07-25 04:50:37 PM  
1 vote:
one-legged man

On his way home from an ass kicking contest?
2013-07-25 04:11:30 PM  
1 vote:
He needs a better costume.
2013-07-25 03:48:50 PM  
1 vote:
Damn, Flea.
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