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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)   Captain Save-a-Ho, protector of women, arrested again. This time for pushing a one-legged man off his Rascal (not a euphemism)   (press-citizen.com) divider line 23
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2013-07-25 03:43:10 PM
That is a rough 36.  I'm a year younger and feeling pretty good about myself right now.
 
2013-07-25 03:48:50 PM
Damn, Flea.
 
2013-07-25 03:55:40 PM
He would've been a great character on The Tick.
 
2013-07-25 03:55:44 PM
Service Unavailable.

/That was a quick farking.
 
2013-07-25 03:59:32 PM
Captain Meth&Ho?
 
2013-07-25 04:02:36 PM
I'm trying to figure out how someone who wants to protect women gets the idea into his head that 'ho' might be such a good way to refer to women that he should use it in the name he presents to the public.

I can't say I'm coming up with very much.
 
2013-07-25 04:05:11 PM
So basically somebody with the attitude of an internet white knight, but in RL. I'm sure he scores just as often, too.
 
2013-07-25 04:05:17 PM

Millennium: I'm trying to figure out how someone who wants to protect women gets the idea into his head that 'ho' might be such a good way to refer to women that he should use it in the name he presents to the public.

I can't say I'm coming up with very much.


Especially because he probably thinks that just 'cause a girl like to dress fancy and stand on the street corner near some hoes, he automatically think she's hookin. Which, I have on good authority, is incorrect.
 
2013-07-25 04:05:38 PM

blatz514: That is a rough 36.  I'm a year younger and feeling pretty good about myself right now.


Man, what I came here to say. I would have thought he was in his 50's, if it weren't for the hair. Is this what happens to "nice guys" after too much meth?
 
2013-07-25 04:10:02 PM

Buck Henderson: Millennium: I'm trying to figure out how someone who wants to protect women gets the idea into his head that 'ho' might be such a good way to refer to women that he should use it in the name he presents to the public.

I can't say I'm coming up with very much.

Especially because he probably thinks that just 'cause a girl like to dress fancy and stand on the street corner near some hoes, he automatically think she's hookin. Which, I have on good authority, is incorrect.


See, I thought about that. It puts the name "Captain Save-a-Ho" into a very different light, like some guy trying to preach to prostitutes or something. But he just doesn't strike me as the evangelical type.
 
2013-07-25 04:10:24 PM

shakenasababy: blatz514: That is a rough 36.  I'm a year younger and feeling pretty good about myself right now.

Man, what I came here to say. I would have thought he was in his 50's, if it weren't for the hair. Is this what happens to "nice guys" after too much meth?


I'm a nice guy minus the meth.  I do drink a lot though, what's my future look like?
 
2013-07-25 04:10:39 PM

blatz514: That is a rough 36.  I'm a year younger and feeling pretty good about myself right now.


Came to say that. I'm a year younger than him, but he looks like he could be in his upper 40s at least.  Of course I look a bit older than my age due to getting a fair number of white and gray hairs already.

/goddamn genetics
//no I'm not going to color it.
 
2013-07-25 04:11:30 PM
He needs a better costume.
 
2013-07-25 04:16:26 PM
I almost forgot about this guy!  So many other crazies in the local news lately.  And before you ask, why yes I do live in Iowa City!


/Wants to know when Iowa will finally get its own Fark tag.
//Iowa has been putting Florida to shame lately.
///Am I doing slashies right?
 
2013-07-25 04:19:49 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: blatz514: That is a rough 36.  I'm a year younger and feeling pretty good about myself right now.

Came to say that. I'm a year younger than him, but he looks like he could be in his upper 40s at least.  Of course I look a bit older than my age due to getting a fair number of white and gray hairs already.

/goddamn genetics
//no I'm not going to color it.


I look a lot younger if I completely shave my face.  And speaking of genetics, my oldest brother, now 41, was bald his senior year in HS.  Poor bastard.
 
2013-07-25 04:36:07 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: blatz514: That is a rough 36.  I'm a year younger and feeling pretty good about myself right now.

Came to say that. I'm a year younger than him, but he looks like he could be in his upper 40s at least.  Of course I look a bit older than my age due to getting a fair number of white and gray hairs already.

/goddamn genetics
//no I'm not going to color it.


yeah, likewise.  I'll take  the gray though.
 
2013-07-25 04:50:37 PM
one-legged man

On his way home from an ass kicking contest?
 
2013-07-25 06:36:43 PM
This just in.......the victim was at an ATM.......he had asked Captain Save a ho to help him check his balance....move along.....nothing to see here.
 
2013-07-25 06:50:08 PM
hell, I had a good time in Iowa City too
 
2013-07-25 08:58:46 PM
I like how they say the guy on the scooter got scrapes on his "stump of his left leg", since of course once a part of a leg is gone can't be called a leg anymore.

If he were missing a few fingers, then scraped his hand, would they say he "scraped his incomplete hand" ? If he was missing an eye and scraped his face, would it read "scraped his mostly-there face"?
 
2013-07-25 10:42:33 PM
News stories like this make me so unspeakably proud to be an American. Goddamn, but NOBODY does stupid like America. Is it getting dusty in here?
 
2013-07-25 11:43:02 PM
Now see, that headline is the kind of raciest..........what?
//clicks link.
oooohhhh, uuummmmm "click"
if you wish to make a call, please hang up and try your number again.
 
2013-07-26 12:15:56 PM
FTFA:

...pushing a disabled man off his wheeled mobility device...
...public intoxication on the pedestrian mall...multiple reports of him harassing people...
...allegedly told officers he was needed to "protect women" and goes by the nickname "Captain Save a Ho."...
... throwing rocks at a homeless couple in Iowa City...


www.cobbsuccessforall.com
 
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