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(KETV Omaha)   Dude, 93 year-olds   (ketv.com) divider line 67
    More: Sick, elderly woman, Douglas County, Uno, KETV, resident of the united states  
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12801 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jul 2013 at 3:02 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-25 03:02:43 PM
The best thing about them is there are 90 of them.
 
2013-07-25 03:04:36 PM
I'd like to make a sick joke about this, but I'm too busy rethinking my opposition to the death penalty.
 
2013-07-25 03:04:42 PM
I say the same thing about fat chicks... but then people call me insensitive.
 
2013-07-25 03:04:58 PM
Omaha you say?  Sounds about right.
 
2013-07-25 03:06:06 PM

RantCasey: Omaha you say?  Sounds about right.


Oh, seriously, go fark yourself.

This is not something that happens in Omaha with any frequency.
 
2013-07-25 03:06:23 PM
If I was black and female, this could be me in 55 years!


/  All jokes aside. This is totally sick!
 
2013-07-25 03:06:38 PM
Wow what's with ABC trying to gin this up in to an immigration issue? Pretty farking crass.
 
2013-07-25 03:06:40 PM
She must have been one of his first victims.  The bootysnatchers are going to love him at the big house.
 
2013-07-25 03:07:23 PM

you are a puppet: The best thing about them is there are 90 of them.


/cft
//ls
///slashies
 
2013-07-25 03:07:36 PM
It's things like this that make me realize that if I had one wish it would be that the entire universe never even existed.

/ this comment needs more pronouns like those
 
2013-07-25 03:08:24 PM
I'll never understand how something like this gets out of the idea stage.
 
2013-07-25 03:09:13 PM
Live 93 years and get taken out like that. Just ain't right.
 
2013-07-25 03:10:34 PM

markfara: I'd like to make a sick joke about this, but I'm too busy rethinking my opposition to the death penalty.


I'm anti death penalty 90% of time due to potentially innocent people being killed by the state. In a case like this though the dude was caught in the act and there is no question that he was the rapist. His excuse for doing it was that he was mad at women. So basically fark him.
 
2013-07-25 03:11:41 PM
Nebraska is one of those states I can easily go weeks at a time forgetting its very existence.

This is not the best way to remind me of it.

/a Mutual of Omaha commercial is preferable.
 
2013-07-25 03:11:48 PM

andyofne: RantCasey: Omaha you say?  Sounds about right.

Oh, seriously, go fark yourself.

This is not something that happens in Omaha with any frequency.


I would like to hope this is something that doesn't happen anywhere with any frequency.
 
2013-07-25 03:11:56 PM
graphics8.nytimes.com
WHY?!?!
 
2013-07-25 03:13:59 PM
but in his culture anything over 11 is ok
i was going to say he needs to be talked to but i see that doesn't matter
where he is going he won't need to talk

/i am on on death on this...if guilty
 
2013-07-25 03:14:28 PM
THANKS OBAMA!!!

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-07-25 03:14:39 PM

humanshrapnel: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 395x269]
WHY?!?!


"She had on a really tight bathrobe. She was asking for it!"
 
2013-07-25 03:15:06 PM
remind my why lynching is not permitted?

//lude
 
2013-07-25 03:15:19 PM

missiv: She must have been one of his first victims.  The bootysnatchers are going to love him at the big house.


This.

This farkin' icehole needs to live a long, miserable, unprotected-PITA life in jail.
 
2013-07-25 03:16:31 PM
When will we stop this gerontophile menace?
 
2013-07-25 03:17:22 PM

you are a puppet: The best thing about them is there are 90 of them.


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2013-07-25 03:19:02 PM
www.ketv.com
Sergio Martinez-Perez

www.thegatewaypundit.com
Apply to forehead.
 
2013-07-25 03:20:42 PM
Who sees a 93 year old and thinks "Oh yeah...I gotta have that!"? I'm not sure I've ever been THAT drunk....
 
2013-07-25 03:22:21 PM
Bad. Mad. Sad. Blaad.
 
2013-07-25 03:23:13 PM
Takes a special kind of sick, worthless fark to rape and kill a 93-year-old woman.  I'm opposed to the death penalty too, but I wouldn't mind if some member of the victim's family wanted to take Mr. Perez out behind the woodshed and remove him from the gene pool.
 
2013-07-25 03:24:09 PM
The article goes on about him not being an American citizen as if that has anything to do with why he raped and beat a 93 year old woman to death.

In fact, the article goes on about this fact more than it does about HOW HE GOT CAUGHT.
 
2013-07-25 03:24:56 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Who sees a 93 year old and thinks "Oh yeah...I gotta have that!"? I'm not sure I've ever been THAT drunk....


Well, if rape had anything to do with physical attractiveness then you might have a point.  As I'm sure we all know by now, it really doesn't.
 
2013-07-25 03:25:36 PM

andyofne: RantCasey: Omaha you say?  Sounds about right.

Oh, seriously, go fark yourself.

This is not something that happens in Omaha with any frequency.


Council Bluffs, maybe.  Not on this side of the river though.
 
2013-07-25 03:25:48 PM

Hoblit: The article goes on about him not being an American citizen as if that has anything to do with why he raped and beat a 93 year old woman to death.

In fact, the article goes on about this fact more than it does about HOW HE GOT CAUGHT.


Immigrants: doing the work Americans refuse.
 
2013-07-25 03:26:48 PM

you are a puppet: The best thing about them is there are 90 of them.


You're sick!

The proper answer is:

The best thing about them is there are 93 of them.
 
2013-07-25 03:28:52 PM

ChaosStar: andyofne: RantCasey: Omaha you say?  Sounds about right.

Oh, seriously, go fark yourself.

This is not something that happens in Omaha with any frequency.

I would like to hope this is something that doesn't happen anywhere with any frequency.


It's practically the state sport here in CT. If you can find any, that is. Most of the elderly have since gone into hiding. In the spring, it's a tradition to go senior-hunting in the woods.
 
2013-07-25 03:29:20 PM
Didn't her body have a way to reject the rape rape?
 
2013-07-25 03:30:52 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Wow what's with ABC trying to gin this up in to an immigration issue? Pretty farking crass.


Because white gang members performing sick violent acts is a huge problem too, right?
 
2013-07-25 03:31:01 PM
Did Stevie do it?

/NSFW Audio
 
2013-07-25 03:32:34 PM

Hoblit: The article goes on about him not being an American citizen as if that has anything to do with why he raped and beat a 93 year old woman to death.

In fact, the article goes on about this fact more than it does about HOW HE GOT CAUGHT.


Read the comments. Fun stuff.
 
2013-07-25 03:35:29 PM

rk1i: This farkin' icehole needs to live a long, miserable, unprotected-PITA life in jail.


If, and that's a really big if, they let him in gen-pop at the state penn. in Lincoln, he would be dead in under a week. There are rules that most felons still abide by, even if they have done some terrible things... You don't ever diddle children, and you don't rape someone's grandparents...
 
2013-07-25 03:40:06 PM
These are the type of scum that B. Hussein Obama praises
 
2013-07-25 03:44:22 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I'll never understand how something like this gets out of the idea stage.


Alcohol.
 
2013-07-25 03:46:52 PM

Frizbone: These are the type of scum that B. Hussein Obama praises


unbelievable.
 
2013-07-25 03:48:30 PM

phalaeo: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I'll never understand how something like this gets out of the idea stage.

Alcohol.


I don't understand how stuff like this gets into the idea stage....
 
2013-07-25 03:48:48 PM

Frizbone: These are the type of scum that B. Hussein Obama praises


So weak. So weak....
 
2013-07-25 03:52:43 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: you are a puppet: The best thing about them is there are 90 of them.


She done grown up real nice now
 
2013-07-25 04:11:20 PM

Frizbone: These are the type of scum that B. Hussein Obama praises


0/10 worst troll
 
2013-07-25 04:12:15 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Hoblit: The article goes on about him not being an American citizen as if that has anything to do with why he raped and beat a 93 year old woman to death.

In fact, the article goes on about this fact more than it does about HOW HE GOT CAUGHT.

Immigrants: doing the work Americans corporations refuse to Americans.


FTFY.

/Yay immigration!
 
2013-07-25 04:19:29 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Wow what's with ABC trying to gin this up in to an immigration issue? Pretty farking crass.


Perhaps because he was an illegal immigrant?

You know, that whole "if the borders were secure he never would have been here in the first place" thing.
 
2013-07-25 04:23:23 PM
Unfortunately, this kinda hits close to home.

We had some friends of the family growing up that had been friends with my parents since they were all in High School together.  They had a daughter that was a couple years older and a son that was my age.  We all pretty much grew up together, hung out all the time.  Started to really lose touch with (we'll call him) "C" in high school and by the time I graduated college, I hadn't seen him in years.

One day I got a call that said "C" was in jail and was going to be there for a very long time.  I guess shortly after high school, he had gotten a job as an orderly in a nursing home and had started doing a lot of meth.  "C" was arrested and convicted of raping an 89 year old woman with Alzheimers.  She didn't die and actually had little memory of the incident, but another orderly happened to catch him in the act.

I guess "C" got out of jail a couple of years ago.  I still haven't heard from him, which I'm pretty grateful for.  I don't think I could look the guy in the eye, someone I knew so well from childhood.  I see his parents at family gatherings occasionally.  We never bring him up.  This was in TX around the turn of the century.

So, I guess the morale of this CSB is that it happens all over the place.
 
2013-07-25 04:37:43 PM
I read that as "93 Year Old Raped and Beaten With Rabies" but I notced the accused name is Sergio so then I'm thinking, the velour jogging suit caused it. Not the rabies.
 
2013-07-25 04:40:35 PM

pkrzycki: rk1i: This farkin' icehole needs to live a long, miserable, unprotected-PITA life in jail.

If, and that's a really big if, they let him in gen-pop at the state penn. in Lincoln, he would be dead in under a week. There are rules that most felons still abide by, even if they have done some terrible things... You don't ever diddle children, and you don't rape someone's grandparents...


There's really just one rule to prison survival, "Have an excuse for your crime." In for raping and killing a dozen women? Tell your cellmates they were all gold diggers trying to set you up for false sex crime charges, and one of them succeeded. Killed a teenage kid? Tell them he had a knife and it was either you or him.

Killed a pre-pubescent child? Nope, no excuse. Same for killing people way too old to put you in immediate danger, unconscious people in hospital beds, etc.

/"it wasn't my fault" is the gen-pop motto
//that feature of human behavior is never, EVER going to change
 
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