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(Colorado Springs Gazette)   Arrest warrant issued for Beth "Mrs. Dog" Chapman. If only there were some professional who could bring her to jail   ( gazette.com) divider line
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2013-07-25 01:11:31 PM  
She didn't use those huge tits to beat someone to death, did she?
 
2013-07-25 01:24:25 PM  
After a big strokey-beard meeting, they decided to reissue the warrant for Cesarina.
 
2013-07-25 01:56:58 PM  
Hire Blackwater to hunt her.

/popcorn ready
//20 on Mrs. Dog
///that girl's one mean father farker
 
2013-07-25 01:57:57 PM  
"Niger Innis from the Congress of Racial Equality (CORE), left, Duane "Dog" Chapman, center, and Beth Chapman pose together for photos after a press conference in Honolulu, Hawaii, Wednesday, May 14, 2008."

Great name for a guy from the congress of racial equality.
 
2013-07-25 01:57:59 PM  
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/hot like bear mace
 
2013-07-25 01:59:44 PM  

greenbowlpacker: "Niger Innis from the Congress of Racial Equality (CORE), left, Duane "Dog" Chapman, center, and Beth Chapman pose together for photos after a press conference in Honolulu, Hawaii, Wednesday, May 14, 2008."

Great name for a guy from the congress of racial equality.


Didn't Dog get in trouble a few years back for repeatedly using Mr. Innis's first name?
 
2013-07-25 02:01:24 PM  
Trashy white women's problems
 
2013-07-25 02:02:29 PM  
I thought she was the bounty hunter...

/woof!
 
2013-07-25 02:06:08 PM  
Was she Buzz's girlfriend in the first home alone movie? I know it was only a picture but the resemblance is dead on.
 
2013-07-25 02:06:10 PM  
See Paula- just lay low for a few years, do a press conference with a black dude and you'll get a new show. Play the game- if it works for these idiots it'll work for you.
 
2013-07-25 02:06:14 PM  
Again?
 
2013-07-25 02:09:11 PM  
I'd hunt her bounty if you know what I mean.
 
2013-07-25 02:10:05 PM  
FTFA: "It was just a verbal altercation at the lake where Beth was yelling at the victim, according to the victim."

So you can't yell at someone now?  Freedom of speech includes volume.
 
2013-07-25 02:13:07 PM  
I'm ashamed of admitting it but I'd handcuff that to my bed and give dem titties a spin
 
2013-07-25 02:28:52 PM  
They issue warrents for that?!?! I figured she assulted someone. Yelled at a teen to "Pull her panties out of her ass" Jezzle peets.
 
2013-07-25 02:30:18 PM  
Gotta lay off that ice bro
Turn to Jesus.
Baby Lisa, give me a cigarette
 
2013-07-25 02:39:25 PM  
good throw away the key when you lock her up
 
2013-07-25 02:41:22 PM  
White trash broad yells at white trash teenager who gets her panties in a wad, cries and tells mommy who calls cops.

Zero fuques were given that day.
 
2013-07-25 02:47:48 PM  
having delt with them before from a customer service rep stand point... both of them are complete blithering idiots absolutely miserable human beings. This story does not surprise me.
 
2013-07-25 02:49:13 PM  
As long as she doesn't insult Red's cooking, prison won't be so bad.
 
2013-07-25 02:49:49 PM  

ToastTheRabbit: having delt with them before from a customer service rep stand point... both of them are complete blithering idiots absolutely miserable human beings. This story does not surprise me.


You must not work at a hair salon but it sounds like you have a story to tell
 
2013-07-25 02:54:19 PM  
Sounds like she was drunk and just went off on a screaming tantrum on the girl.
 
2013-07-25 02:57:48 PM  

ToastTheRabbit: having delt with them before from a customer service rep stand point... both of them are complete blithering idiots absolutely miserable human beings. This story does not surprise me.


Details c'mon  don't be a tease.
 
2013-07-25 03:00:04 PM  

fawlty: So you can't yell at someone now? Freedom of speech includes volume.


IIRC, most of the time you're fine just yelling at someone (assuming you're not in uniform or on-the-job for the government), but there are such things as "fighting words", which are not covered by Amendment the First.
 
2013-07-25 03:02:12 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: I'm ashamed of admitting it but I'd handcuff that to my bed and give dem titties a spin


So would I, except I'm not ashamed to admit it!
 
2013-07-25 03:06:09 PM  
"...Burk said police interviewed multiple witnesses, all juveniles..."


Aaaaaaaaaand that's all I need to know. Beth had an encounter with representatives of  Generation-Dbag. 100% sure they started whatever shiat went down.
 
2013-07-25 03:14:11 PM  
First time I ever watched that show, I said "Goddamn, that woman needs to STFU."
 
2013-07-25 03:15:35 PM  
All this fuss over some yelling?  Isn't the best way to handle crap like this to record it on your cell phone and upload it to youtube?
 
2013-07-25 03:33:10 PM  
Her boobs were probably blocking the teen's sun.
 
2013-07-25 03:45:06 PM  
Has anyone mentioned how big her boobs are??

I'd do her....wtf.
 
2013-07-25 03:46:49 PM  

The Silver Mullet: I'd hunt her bounty if you know what I mean.


Ew.

Son, you need Jesus.
 
2013-07-25 03:49:40 PM  
i.perezhilton.com
 
2013-07-25 03:52:25 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: The Silver Mullet: I'd hunt her bounty if you know what I mean.

Ew.

Son, you need Jesus.


Go with Christ, brah.
 
2013-07-25 03:53:46 PM  
I can't believe we have reached the state that arguing with someone is a crime. Verbal harassment, jesus christ.
 
2013-07-25 04:06:50 PM  
I can't believe we have reached the state that arguing with someone is a crime. Verbal harassment, jesus christ. Yeah, got me a ticket for verbal harassment for telling a bully at my kids school to keep his hands off my kid or I was gonna find his Dad and kick his ass.  And this happened in Colorado.
 
2013-07-25 04:08:23 PM  
Ahahahahahahahah.
 
2013-07-25 04:23:13 PM  

groppet: They issue warrents for that?!?! I figured she assulted someone. Yelled at a teen to "Pull her panties out of her ass" Jezzle peets.


I know. There was a time when you actually had to hit somebody.
 
2013-07-25 04:27:16 PM  

juanjilbur: I can't believe we have reached the state that arguing with someone is a crime. Verbal harassment, jesus christ. Yeah, got me a ticket for verbal harassment for telling a bully at my kids school to keep his hands off my kid or I was gonna find his Dad and kick his ass.


Isn't that called a "threat"?
 
2013-07-25 04:33:37 PM  

Kid Shelleen: groppet: They issue warrents for that?!?! I figured she assulted someone. Yelled at a teen to "Pull her panties out of her ass" Jezzle peets.

I know. There was a time when you actually had to hit somebody.


Well lets jsut hope they got everything correct in the hurt feelings report!
 
2013-07-25 04:40:32 PM  

Girion47: As long as she doesn't insult Red's cooking, prison won't be so bad.


I have a feeling that Taystee and her wouldn't be able to bunk up
 
2013-07-25 05:19:31 PM  
I'll be keeping my eyes open for her here in CO.

/With a camera
//And a speed dial to TMZ to see how much I can sale the video for
 
2013-07-25 05:27:53 PM  
Thanks for the mammaries, Beth.
 
2013-07-25 05:53:17 PM  
Hey some old lady yelled at our precious little snowflakes.

Arrest her!
 
2013-07-25 06:13:35 PM  
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Dog's stomach has a warrant out for anything covered in melted cheese.
 
2013-07-25 06:13:54 PM  
She is probably hiding in a trailer court.
 
2013-07-25 06:21:12 PM  
I would've just laughed and mentioned how old and morbidly obese she was, then run in circles around while she tried grab me.
 
2013-07-25 06:39:10 PM  
Oh ffs, someone's little previous got her feelers hurt and we are issuing arrest warrants?
 
2013-07-25 06:52:00 PM  
Most of Colorado Springs is just nasty. I did see a guy driving a delorean once, so that's cool.
 
2013-07-25 07:40:23 PM  
You can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of the girl.

She'll make arrangements to clear it at an off hour.
 
2013-07-25 08:02:53 PM  

fawlty: FTFA: "It was just a verbal altercation at the lake where Beth was yelling at the victim, according to the victim."

So you can't yell at someone now?  Freedom of speech includes volume.


No it doesn't.
 
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